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My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 10:42 AM
Three. The answer is three.
soonerchk
12/27/2010, 10:43 AM
OOH! Can I have one?
Soonerson1975
12/27/2010, 10:47 AM
I'm guessing you told a lot of people you wanted a food processor for Christmas.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 10:47 AM
I'm sure we can negotiate an exchange. But just to warn you, I'm a disgusting pig that has no interest in money or material goods.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 10:48 AM
I'm guessing you told a lot of people you wanted a food processor for Christmas.

That was the wife. I didn't even know a food processor was a thing until Christmas.
soonerchk
12/27/2010, 10:48 AM
I'm sure we can negotiate an exchange. But just to warn you, I'm a disgusting pig that has no interest in money or material goods.

Will flash for food processor? Seems reasonable.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 10:49 AM
Will flash for food processor? Seems reasonable.

You catch on quickly.
soonerchk
12/27/2010, 10:50 AM
You catch on quickly.

I'm usually smarter than I look.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 10:52 AM
I'm usually smarter than I look.

That's just a bonus really, because I have incredibly low standards. Now on with the flashing.
soonerchk
12/27/2010, 10:54 AM
Flashing away right now as I type. Where's my food processor?
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 10:55 AM
Check your PM's.

You should have that mole looked at, btw.
soonerchk
12/27/2010, 10:57 AM
It's a freckle, not to worry.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 10:58 AM
So what's a food processor do anyway? Can you make jerky with it?
The
12/27/2010, 11:01 AM
So what's a food processor do anyway? Can you make jerky with it?

Put your penis in it.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 11:02 AM
Put your penis in it.

Well you do like to put both of those things in your mouth.

Rimshot.
The
12/27/2010, 11:04 AM
Well you do like to put both of those things in your mouth.

Rimshot.

Have I just been zinged? I've been away from the internet for too long.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 11:10 AM
A warning to chk: DO NOT let The borrow your new food processor.
soonerchk
12/27/2010, 11:10 AM
So what's a food processor do anyway? Can you make jerky with it?

I can honestly say that I've never made jerky with or without a food processor.

Now you and The go back to your penis zinging.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 11:11 AM
I can honestly say that I've never made jerky with or without a food processor.

Now you and The go back to your penis zinging.

Sounds like you need to get better acquainted with your kitchen, woman.
jumperstop
12/27/2010, 11:15 AM
One food processor is too much. I like my food unprocessed please.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 11:18 AM
One food processor is too much. I like my food unprocessed please.

Quiet, you.
soonerchk
12/27/2010, 11:20 AM
One food processor is too much. I like my food unprocessed please.

If only I could figure out a way to add a shot of high fructose corn syrup...