View Full Version : How many food processors for Christmas is too many?
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 10:42 AM
Three. The answer is three.
soonerchk
12/27/2010, 10:43 AM
OOH! Can I have one?
Soonerson1975
12/27/2010, 10:47 AM
I'm guessing you told a lot of people you wanted a food processor for Christmas.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 10:47 AM
I'm sure we can negotiate an exchange. But just to warn you, I'm a disgusting pig that has no interest in money or material goods.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 10:48 AM
I'm guessing you told a lot of people you wanted a food processor for Christmas.
That was the wife. I didn't even know a food processor was a thing until Christmas.
soonerchk
12/27/2010, 10:48 AM
I'm sure we can negotiate an exchange. But just to warn you, I'm a disgusting pig that has no interest in money or material goods.
Will flash for food processor? Seems reasonable.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 10:49 AM
Will flash for food processor? Seems reasonable.
You catch on quickly.
soonerchk
12/27/2010, 10:50 AM
You catch on quickly.
I'm usually smarter than I look.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 10:52 AM
I'm usually smarter than I look.
That's just a bonus really, because I have incredibly low standards. Now on with the flashing.
soonerchk
12/27/2010, 10:54 AM
Flashing away right now as I type. Where's my food processor?
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 10:55 AM
Check your PM's.
You should have that mole looked at, btw.
soonerchk
12/27/2010, 10:57 AM
It's a freckle, not to worry.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 10:58 AM
So what's a food processor do anyway? Can you make jerky with it?
So what's a food processor do anyway? Can you make jerky with it?
Put your penis in it.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 11:02 AM
Put your penis in it.
Well you do like to put both of those things in your mouth.
Rimshot.
Well you do like to put both of those things in your mouth.
Rimshot.
Have I just been zinged? I've been away from the internet for too long.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 11:10 AM
A warning to chk: DO NOT let The borrow your new food processor.
soonerchk
12/27/2010, 11:10 AM
So what's a food processor do anyway? Can you make jerky with it?
I can honestly say that I've never made jerky with or without a food processor.
Now you and The go back to your penis zinging.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 11:11 AM
I can honestly say that I've never made jerky with or without a food processor.
Now you and The go back to your penis zinging.
Sounds like you need to get better acquainted with your kitchen, woman.
jumperstop
12/27/2010, 11:15 AM
One food processor is too much. I like my food unprocessed please.
My Opinion Matters
12/27/2010, 11:18 AM
One food processor is too much. I like my food unprocessed please.
Quiet, you.
soonerchk
12/27/2010, 11:20 AM
One food processor is too much. I like my food unprocessed please.
If only I could figure out a way to add a shot of high fructose corn syrup...
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