Hef is engaged, Long live the Hef

[olevetonahill]

Dudes 84 and hookin up with his 24 year old GF . You go Man

All it takes to land the young stuff is money ;)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_usa_hefner

[Okla-homey]

Dudes 84 and hookin up with his 24 year old GF . You go Man

All it takes to land the young stuff is money ;)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_usa_hefner

I'm absolutely certain his fiancee loves him for his personality and boyish good looks.

I'd also bet the pre-nup will run at least 30 pages.

[olevetonahill]

Just think , When hef was My age his bride to be hadn't been born yet ;)

[tulsaoilerfan]

Geez women can be such money grabbing hos

[olevetonahill]

Geez women can be such money grabbing hos

And Guys can be such lecherous old bastages :D

[SoonerStormchaser]

A marriage between anyone significantly older than their spouse is just wrong...wrong I tell ya! :rolleyes:

[usaosooner]

Props to Hef.. His pimp hand is still strong

[olevetonahill]

A marriage between anyone significantly older than their spouse is just wrong...wrong I tell ya! :rolleyes:

Dude if yer OLD lady was 60 years older than you , you would be ****in dust :D

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Gotta tip my hat to the guy. He always looks like he's having the time of his life. Can't say that about his counterparts such as Larry Flynt and Bob Guccione.

[soonerchk]

Consenting adults, blah blah blah.

She is an adult, right?

[olevetonahill]

Consenting adults, blah blah blah.

She is an adult, right?

Just barely :hot:

[soonerchk]

Wonder what would have happened to him if viagra hadn't been invented?

[olevetonahill]

Wonder what would have happened to him if viagra hadn't been invented?

He be using the 'PUMP" :pop:

[SoonerStormchaser]

Wonder what would have happened to him if viagra hadn't been invented?

http://images.dailyfill.com/748b09e43aa3474f_9eb0fb7197a116bc/o/Obi_Wans_Floppy_Dong.jpg

[StoopTroup]

He's only worth like 41 million or so. His Daughter has all the Playboy Rights I think. Now Larry Flynt...he's worth a bunch more. That's the one that definitely would need a prenup.

[tulsaoilerfan]

Wonder what would have happened to him if viagra hadn't been invented?

Does that even help at that age? Maybe Vet can chime in ;)

[Soonerfan88]

Funny comment I saw on one blog.... :D

He would have picked her for his first marriage but her mama wasn't born yet...

[olevetonahill]

Funny comment I saw on one blog.... :D

He would have picked her for his first marriage but her mama wasn't born yet...

:D

[OhU1]

All of Hef's pre-nups have a clause about the marriage terminating in the event that the bride should reach age 30.

[MR2-Sooner86]

I'm royally pissed at my math teachers. They said 84 couldn't go into 24 :mad:

[Xunil]

He's only worth like 41 million or so. His Daughter has all the Playboy Rights I think. Now Larry Flynt...he's worth a bunch more. That's the one that definitely would need a prenup.

"only"

[SC Sooner]

I'm royally pissed at my math teachers. They said 84 couldn't go into 24 :mad:

It will, just very well... and who knows for how long?

[stoopified]

I'm absolutely certain his fiancee loves him for his personality and boyish good looks.

I'd also bet the pre-nup will run at least 300 pages. fixed,oh andIam sure Hef hada rider addede that allows him to have at least two girlfriends on the side but prohibits his wife from having anything on thhe side.

[Oldnslo]

I'm royally pissed at my math teachers. They said 84 couldn't go into 24 :mad:

Only about a quarter of it goes in.

[StoopTroup]

"only"

Compared to what I thought he was worth....I mean....I was shocked to hear he didn't have more dough than Larry. I really thought he was the King.

LF = 400 Million

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/ceos/larry-flynt-net-worth/

HF = 43 Million

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/hugh-hefner-net-worth/

[Okla-homey]

Compared to what I thought he was worth....I mean....I was shocked to hear he didn't have more dough than Larry. I really thought he was the King.

LF = 400 Million

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/ceos/larry-flynt-net-worth/

HF = 43 Million

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/hugh-hefner-net-worth/

HH had a daughter to whom he gave much of his fortune and interest in the enterprise he built.

LF never had kids. His addict and AIDS infected wife was not the motherly type.

[The]

His addict and AIDS infected wife was not the motherly type.

I'd've hit it.

[soonerchk]

Compared to what I thought he was worth....I mean....I was shocked to hear he didn't have more dough than Larry. I really thought he was the King.

LF = 400 Million

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/ceos/larry-flynt-net-worth/

HF = 43 Million

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/hugh-hefner-net-worth/

It wasn't cheap getting viagra developed and available.

[StoopTroup]

It wasn't cheap getting viagra developed and available.

Heh. I think his Daughter even owns the Mansion. She has complete control of Playboy for the most part. He's just a figurehead that is enjoying his life even more now than he did when he was young is my guess.

[2121Sooner]

Hugh Hefner invented something to get a man hard.........it wasnt viagra, it was Playboy.


And maybe this gal is gonna marry Hef because she actually LOVES him.



Yeah, I laughed when I read that again too......

[soonercruiser]

Consenting adults, blah blah blah.

She is an adult, right?

Blonde by any chance??
:rolleyes:

I think he deserves Nancy Peeloski!
Is she available? Maybe he can offer her a chairmanship.

[picasso]

He's a dirty old man. And he stole Larry David's jacket.

[StoopTroup]

If Hef had had a Penis Cam he could have used to document his sex life with.....he would be able to outsell any DVD Set ever made I bet.

[3rdgensooner]

Former Playmate Izabella St. James Tells All About Sex With 'Dead Fish' Hugh Hefner (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/30/former-playmate-izabella-_n_802754.html)

Hugh Hefner, 84, became engaged (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/26/crystal-harris-photos-playboy_n_801288.html#s215324) to Crystal Harris, 24, over the holidays. He may be a one-woman man now, but former Playmate Izabella St James revealed startling details about how he once treated his bevy of girlfriends in her memoir, excerpted in the Daily Mail (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1342643/Hugh-Hefners-Playboy-mansion-like-squalid-prison-say-Playmates.html).

Kendra Wilkinson has previously talked (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/12/hugh-hefner-i-have-sex-tw_n_643303.html) about each girl "hopping on" Hef for a one-minute ride, and another former Playmate, Jill Ann Spaulding, criticized his insistence on having unprotected sex.

Here are a few excerpts from Izabella's book, read more at the Daily Mail (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1342643/Hugh-Hefners-Playboy-mansion-like-squalid-prison-say-Playmates.html):

On the mess the dogs made in the house:
"They weren't house-trained and would just do their business on the bedroom carpet. Late at night, or in the early hours of the morning - if any of us visited Hef's bedroom - we'd almost always end up standing in dog mess. Everything in the Mansion felt old and stale, and Archie the house dog would regularly relieve himself on the hallway curtains, adding a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay."

On the Playmates' weekly allowance:
"Every Friday morning we had to go to Hef's room, wait while he picked up all the dog poo off the carpet - and then ask for our allowance: a thousand dollars counted out in crisp hundred-dollar bills from a safe in one of his bookcases. We all hated this process. Hef would always use the occasion to bring up anything he wasn't happy about in the relationship. Most of the complaints were about the lack of harmony among the girlfriends - or your lack of sexual participation in the 'parties' he held in his bedroom."

On sex with Hef:
"I wanted to see if this experienced King of Sexdom knew anything the rest of us did not. But he just lay there like a dead fish. We often wondered why he did it at all. He must know deep down that it is just a show. But he is trying to live out this fantasy he has been selling to people since 1954."

[Aldebaran]

luckiest... liverspotted... dipstick... ever...

[OhU1]

[B] "They weren't house-trained and would just do their business on the bedroom carpet. Late at night, or in the early hours of the morning - if any of us visited Hef's bedroom - we'd almost always end up standing in dog mess. The house dog would regularly relieve himself on the hallway curtains, adding a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay."

Every Friday morning we had to go to Hef's room, wait while he picked up all the dog poo off the carpet

But he just lay there like a dead fish. We often wondered why he did it at all. He must know deep down that it is just a show. But he is trying to live out this fantasy he has been selling to people since 1954."

:eddie:
Nothing is more arousing then a room full of dog crap and urine. :eek:

[The]

:eddie:
Nothing is more arousing then a room full of dog crap and urine. :eek:

And hookers.

[soonerchk]

:eddie:
Nothing is more arousing then a room full of dog crap and urine. :eek:

Yeah, I don't think he's paying those girls enough.

[olevetonahill]

Hell, If Im giving em Free Room and Board AND paying em a grand a week , They the ones pickin up the Dog ****.;)