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sooner59
12/24/2010, 03:17 AM
Not sure what position, but I hear the Fiesta Bowl is a no go. :pop:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/bkl_taurasi_banned_substance

Seamus
12/24/2010, 03:25 AM
http://www.theprankstermovie.com/graphics/Kurt-Fuller_thm.jpg
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/07/Picture_93.png

If Geno Auriemma was an ice cream flavour, he'd be pralines and deek ...

Leroy Lizard
12/24/2010, 03:29 AM
Not sure what position, but I hear the Fiesta Bowl is a no go. :pop:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/bkl_taurasi_banned_substance

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mongo
12/24/2010, 03:30 AM
She tested positive for man

85sooners
12/24/2010, 03:53 AM
Lol

unbiasedtruth
12/24/2010, 01:17 PM
I think this came to light when the doctor asked her to turn her head and cough....

StoopTroup
12/24/2010, 02:05 PM
There's somethings even duct tape can't fix.

sooner59
12/24/2010, 02:23 PM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Whatever, Uconn just lost their best linebacker. Without her, we have an advantage.

StoopTroup
12/24/2010, 02:35 PM
Whatever, Uconn just lost their best linebacker. Without her, we have an advantage.

I think he's wanting to pull down your zipper.

Leroy Lizard
12/24/2010, 04:28 PM
I think he's wanting to pull down your zipper.

Since you can't seem to get me out of your mind...

http://www.unlimitedperfumes.com/images/obsession-men.jpg

StoopTroup
12/24/2010, 04:42 PM
Getting someone out of your mind takes more than putting them on your ignore list so if you want to quit posting...I'll gladly try to forget you again.

Leroy Lizard
12/24/2010, 04:53 PM
Getting someone out of your mind takes more than putting them on your ignore list so if you want to quit posting...I'll gladly try to forget you again.

Putting me on your ignore list would be a good first step. There are plenty of people in here that can tell you how to do it. I would ask them myself, but I don't think they would see my post.

StoopTroup
12/24/2010, 05:49 PM
Putting me on your ignore list would be a good first step. There are plenty of people in here that can tell you how to do it. I would ask them myself, but I don't think they would see my post.

You should put me on your's, then once we've got me on there...I'll start a thread that folks can put their name on so you can add whoever would like you to list them too. Also I believe Veritas or someone posted some nice software you might find handy that will make all 47,000+ of my post disappear. Once you do that....I'll still be able to see your posts...comment on them and completely obsess about them without you ever having to read another one of my posts. If the board ends up being a complete blank...you can then argue with yourself like you usually end up doing anyway.

Leroy Lizard
12/24/2010, 05:54 PM
You should put me on your's, then once we've got me on there...I'll start a thread that folks can put their name on so you can add whoever would like you to list them too. Also I believe Veritas or someone posted some nice software you might find handy that will make all 47,000+ of my post disappear.

No way. You have at least 47,000 posts alone dedicated to me.

StoopTroup
12/24/2010, 05:57 PM
You failed at math and you're a teacher?

Leroy Lizard
12/24/2010, 06:02 PM
You failed at math and you're a teacher?

Mmmmmkay. Whatever.

StoopTroup
12/24/2010, 06:05 PM
Exactly

VA Sooner
12/24/2010, 07:06 PM
Nothing from the news about this yet... banned from bowl or perhaps just the first five games next year. :D

She's in Turkey?

LASooner
12/24/2010, 08:41 PM
She claimed it helped the pain she was experiencing in her balls.