What do you call a cross between a Polar bear and a Black bear?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Without trying to look it up, what say you?

[olevetonahill]

a Polack bear

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

a Polack bearGood. I hadnt considered that one.

[cccasooner2]

Two nuns rolling down a hill?

[AlbqSooner]

Evidence of Global Warming. Srsly

[OUthunder]

An Oreo bear?

[unbiasedtruth]

Barackobear.....

[StoopTroup]

A Klondike Bear? :D

http://nachodonut.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/klondike-bar.jpg

[StoopTroup]

What do you call a Bear with no ears?














A B.

[StoopTroup]

Why do people in the Arctic always walk around in two's?


















If a polar bear shows up, they can trip the other guy.

[StoopTroup]

A Polar Bear goes into a bar and says, "Can I have a gin and . . . .
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The barman serves him and asks, "Why the large pause?"
The Polar Bear says, "Don't know, I've always had them!"

[StoopTroup]

It's spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave. His knees
are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and bones, with big circles
under his eyes.
His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like you
were supposed to?"
He says, "Hibernate? ****! I thought you said masturbate!"

[StoopTroup]

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly
confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to
shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as
fast as he could.
The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge
of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim.
Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing
in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms,
and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some RELIGION!"
The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few
feet short of the hunter, the bear came to abrupt stop, and glanced
around, somewhat confused.
Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you,
God, for the food I'm about to receive...." :D

[cccasooner2]

Thanks for the bear jokes.

[SouthCarolinaSooner]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly%E2%80%93polar_bear_hybrid

[StoopTroup]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly%E2%80%93polar_bear_hybrid

He said without looking it up!

Anyway....the answer is....














Two really happy Bears

[OUthunder]

Let me guess...you'll be here all week? :D

[StoopTroup]

Let me guess...you'll be here all week? :D

Unless I hit the lotto....then I'll be here forever.

[SoonerBorn68]

...you ain't here to hunt, are you?

[olevetonahill]

...you ain't here to hunt, are you?

Heh, I think ST is there fer the Stump :D

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Barackobear.....or Bearackobearama, or something like that. There was a near record 9 ignore posts in a row in this thread, so apologies if anyone already got the correct answer of Halle Beary.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

or Bearackobearama, or something like that. There was a near record 9 ignore posts in a row in this thread, so apologies if anyone already got the correct answer of Halle Beary.

What do you mean by correct?

[stoopified]

Obama? :)