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Wishboned
12/23/2010, 09:21 AM
only outlaws will have Sharpies.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/boy-13-busted-illegal-marker-possession


DECEMBER 22--A 13-year-old boy was arrested Friday for using a permanent marker while in class at his Oklahoma City middle school, a violation of an obscure city ordinance.

According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, the boy was spotted “in possession of a permanent marker” by Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside. The 50-year-old educator told cop Miguel Campos that the student was “writing on a piece of paper, which caused it to bleed over onto the desk.”

Woodside, pictured at right, reported that the child, whose name was redacted by police from the report, attempted to hide the marker when she asked him for it. Strangely, Woodside’s Facebook page reveals that her “likes and interests” include the official “Sharpie Permanent Markers” page on Facebook.

Campos reported that he allowed Woodside, a seventh grade math teacher, to “sign a citation” against the boy, who was then transported to the Community Intervention Center, a juvenile holding facility. A police sergeant subsequently “booked the marker into the property room.”

A police spokesman referred to the student’s bust as a “citizen’s arrest” effectuated by Woodside.

The marker ban--which apparently is aimed at curbing graffiti--stems from a city ordinance making it illegal to possess spray paint or a permanent marker on private property (without the owner’s permission)

olevetonahill
12/23/2010, 09:33 AM
That teacher needs His/Her *** kicked and the arseholes that passed that ordinance along with Her/Him :rolleyes:

Boomer_Sooner_sax
12/23/2010, 09:37 AM
Holy hell, this is the stupidest thing I have ever read. I would be PISSED if I were the parents and they would have to arrest me for punching the teacher, a real crime.

Wishboned
12/23/2010, 09:37 AM
My question is that in the article it states the ordinance makes it illegal to possess it on private property.

Isn't a public school public property, just with limited access?

olevetonahill
12/23/2010, 09:43 AM
Like i said , Its asskickin time :rolleyes:

Wishboned
12/23/2010, 10:20 AM
Like i said , Its asskickin time :rolleyes:

'tis the season!

Midtowner
12/23/2010, 11:36 AM
We really, really need to get rid of tenure.

StoopTroup
12/23/2010, 01:28 PM
Once Brack outlaws Private Property this won't be a big deal.

yermom
12/23/2010, 01:31 PM
i always carry a Sharpie. they can pry that and my pocket knife from my cold, dead hands :O

bonkuba
12/23/2010, 03:57 PM
Once Brack outlaws Private Property this won't be a big deal.

Sad but true........

MR2-Sooner86
12/23/2010, 04:18 PM
Holy hell this is real!? I thought it was a joke or something. Sharpies!?

Jesus titty ****ing Christ with a pogo stick on a wet sidewalk there are some idiotic ****s running the show.

CrimsonKel
12/23/2010, 08:19 PM
I've heard that Coach Stoops carries a Sharpie wherever he goes.

I agree with the OP. Sharpie fiends will find a way to get their Sharpies. They're unstoppable.