The Jets' three ring circus gets even crazier

[mgsooner]

Rex Ryan's wife making foot fetish videos, narrarated by Rex????

http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot+fetish-videos

[mgsooner]

Rex Ryan won't address video report
ESPNNewYork.com

The New York Jets are on the verge of making the playoffs, but the focus once again is off the field as coach Rex Ryan is being asked whether his wife, Michelle, posted foot-fetish videos on the Internet.

In a conference call with Chicago reporters and at his news conference later Wednesday leading up to Sunday's big game with the Bears, Ryan didn't deny a Deadspin.com report that shows a number of videos of a woman who looks very much like his wife showing off her feet while a cameraman -- who sounds like Ryan -- talks to the woman.


"To be honest, and I get it, I know you need to ask and all that stuff," Ryan told reporters when asked if the situation could snowball into a distraction. "But it's a personal matter and I'm really not going to discuss it, OK?"

Ryan said it was between him and his wife and he would not elaborate beyond that.

At his news conference, he was asked repeatedly about the videos and said many times: "It's a personal matter."

Ryan was asked if the incident was taking away from his team's preparation this week.

"I'll be ready to coach Chicago, and I am ready," he said. "It's my job and I'm focused on the job at hand."

When asked point blank if he and his wife had made the videos, Ryan would not say one way or another.

"I understand I'm going to get asked this question frontways, sideways, backways, and all this, but it is a personal matter," he repeated.

The Jets had issued a statement earlier Wednesday.

"This is a personal matter and Rex will have no comment," the team said.

The story made the front page of the New York Daily News.

This is just the latest controversy for the Jets. They recently suspended strength and conditioning coach Sal Alosi indefinitely after he tripped a Dolphins player during a punt return. The NFL is investigating.

Earlier this season, the league also investigated the team after it was reported that female reporter Ines Sainz was harassed at Jets practice.

Ryan himself came under fire for using profanity repeatedly during HBO's "Hard Knocks" show on the team.

And wide receiver Braylon Edwards has been dealing with a drunken-driving charge that could affect another case stemming from an altercation in Ohio.

The Jets are 10-4 and can clinch a playoff berth with a win over the Bears in Chicago.

[Leroy Lizard]

My guess... no.

EDIT: ok, maybe

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Would anybody be surprised that Rex Ryan and his wife are into some kooky things?

No, that's what I thought.

[oudavid1]

live and let love?

[BoomerSooner, esq.]

At first, I thought this was just a joke. Then I watched the video and was completely convinced. Its just like a 'B' grade porno but without the sex. Poor acting and less than stellar videography. GREAT FEET THOUGH :D

[EatLeadCommie]

hahaha...tough to swing if you're a public figure, Rex, especially when you're making videos you goofball. Try cutting out the face next time.

Also, get some new furniture. Jeez, did you get dad's hand-me-downs from 1974?

[mgsooner]

Its just like a 'B' grade porno but without the sex. Poor acting and less than stellar videography. GREAT FEET THOUGH :D

:)

[WichitaSooner]

I can't get to a single image or video of this that I can access at work... so until I can check it out at home and actually see the feet in question, I can't really form an opinion on this story yet... lol

[Leroy Lizard]

This is going to get ugly. Look for Rex Ryan to be coaching elsewhere next year.

[cleller]

From reading the press conference stuff, Rex should have just pulled a Seinfeld:

"AWRIGHT! Yes! Yes! Yes! Its her! Its me! Its sick! But why do you care?

She's just got pretty feet!"


The whole thing feels a little creepy. Great feet though.

[soonerchk]

Consenting adults, blah blah blah





Wonder how much money is in that?

[WichitaSooner]

Wonder how much money is in that?

There's a difference between foot porn and shoe porn... Just letting you know for informational purposes.

[soonerchk]

There's a difference between foot porn and shoe porn... Just letting you know for informational purposes.

MUCH less interested now.

[EatLeadCommie]

Well the good thing about foot porn is you don't have to do gay foot porn before you do straight foot porn.

[WichitaSooner]

MUCH less interested now.


LOL... don't get it twisted... there ARE dudes that are down with the shoe porn and will pay handsomely... so don't give up on your dream just yet.

[OUthunder]

I would have enjoyed those videos more if she wasn't such an ugly winch.

[Breadburner]

Wait until the picture of Farve's penis between her feet surfaces......

[mgsooner]

lmao

[StoopTroup]

LOVE......exciting and new.....come aboard.....we're expecting you....

[StoopTroup]

This is pretty funny too....


A lot of you will judge the Ryans over this. Please don't. Lots of Americans have bizarre tastes. Just think: There are people out there who'll cheer for the Jets.

[webfoot]

Besides - everytime they use the camera to video other teams practices, they get fined. What else were they to do with the camera?

[KC//CRIMSON]

Time To Bust Out Ol’ Hickory

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Mark Sanchez: Jesus, Shonn. We’re having a bad month.

Shonn Greene: Yup.

Sanchez: We keep losing!

Shonn Greene: Yup.

Sanchez: We can’t even score a touchdown!

Shonn Greene: Yup.

Sanchez: Hell, I nearly got benched. Do you think I should have been benched?

Shonn Greene: Oh, hell yes.

Sanchez: And now we’re cheaters! Coach Alosi’s gonna get the gate!

Shonn Greene: Yup.

Sanchez: I feel like everything is coming apart. I feel hopeless. I feel like there’s no way we’re gonna turn this around. Do you think we can turn this around?

Shonn Greene: I dunno.

Sanchez: You think Coach as a plan?

Shonn Greene: Coach always got a plan.

(door flies open)

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Ryan: HOW THE *UCK YOU DOIN’, BOYS?!

Sanchez: Bad, Coach.

Ryan: Ain’t gotta tell me that! Oh, men. MEN. Last night, Mrs. Ryan cooked lentil soup for the family. You know, healthy *hit. She likes me fitting in that sweater vest. She even asks for the vest when we’re *uckin’ in the tub! So I eat this horrible stew, and not but one hour later my *ss begins cranking out a smell so foul, so terrible, so frightening that I didn’t even laugh. Smelled worse than retard breath! You ever smell a retard’s breath? It’s like they brushed their teeth with *hit! And 99% of the time, THEY HAVE! Retard breath is the worst smell of all.

(double fists tacos)

The fart attack didn’t stop all night, men. Every time I moved, I felt the noxious fumes slithering out of my *sshole. I couldn’t keep it at bay. THE GAS KEPT BLITZING. Again and again and again. There was no stopping it. Finally, Mrs. Ryan turns to me in bed and she says to me, “Honey, you gotta do something about your *ss.”

Well, that about sums up everything for us right now, doesn’t it, men? WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT OUR *SS. Because we are *hitting all over the goddamn field! Especially YOU, Nacho.

Sanchez: I know.

Ryan: Nacho, my new nickname for you is El McRib, because you are only gonna last for a limited time if you keep throwing the ball like a Spanish *sshole!

Sanchez: I’m sorry, Coach.

Ryan: It ain’t just you, McRib. We ALL gotta take some responsibility for this. Especially me. I don’t even know how to use a challenge flag anymore! Westhoff told me I should throw it whenever we run out of ketchup! NOT FUNNY, WESTHOFF!

Westhoff: I thought you’d *ucking laugh!

Ryan: How many times do I have to tell you food is the ONE thing I never joke about? Now, next order of business: CHEATIN’. Where is Sal?

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Alosi: Here, Coach.

Ryan: Do you understand the river of *hit I am getting for you sticking your goddamn knee out?

Alosi: But you told me to form a wall.

Ryan: NOT ON THE SIDELINE! I MEANT FORM A WALL ON THE BORDER, SO NACHO COULDN’T SNEAK HIS FAMILY INTO THE COUNTRY AND HAVE THEM THROW MORE GODDAMN INCOMPLETIONS!

(scratches butt)

Alosi: Sorry, Coach.

Ryan: That’s not enough. What you did was horrible, and an entire disgrace to the Jets family. You did it ALL WRONG. You’re supposed to stick out your FOOT! Not the knee! The FOOT! And you stick it out well before he’s within ten yards of you. You let him fail to notice the foot, and then it’s an accident! That way, the cameras don’t see you doing it! WE’VE GONE OVER THIS! You don’t see cameras catching Bart using the ice pick! That’s because of superior preparation.

Alosi: Am I fired?

Ryan: I’m afraid firing you isn’t gonna cut it. Now we buried our gameball from last week and that didn’t do jack *hit. We’re gonna have to bury something else. Something bigger.

(stares at Alosi)

Alosi: What? Me?

Ryan: It’s the only reasonable option, Pelosi.

Alosi: You can’t bury me alive! I SAID I WAS SORRY! I REALLY AM! PLEASE! I HAVE A FAMILY!

Ryan: Relax, relax. I’m just *ucking with you. We’re not gonna bury you.

Alosi: Phew!

Ryan: But you are *ucking fired. GET THE *UCK OUT!

Alosi: Oh. (leaves)

Ryan: Men, this has been a horrible, *hitty, awful, *hitty, terrible, *hitty week. Did I mention it was *hitty?

(sharts pants, doesn’t notice)

Sanchez: Yes.

Ryan: But I haven’t given up on you, and I hope you haven’t given up on me. Every team has its struggles during the course of the year. Some of them end up folding, you AIN’T. Because you are *ucking WINNERS. We’re still 9-4, and we’re still going to the playoffs, and we’re still gonna BEATING THE *UCKING *HIT OUT OF EVERY TEAM WE SEE. Now, I thought long and hard about the best way to motivate you boys this week. I thought about dynamiting the new stadium to exorcise the demons. I thought about slaughtering a pig, like we did on Tuesday. I thought about gettin’ some solid *USSY into this place to get your heads and your dicks screwed on right. But none of that is gonna work. So I had a better idea…

(door flies open)

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Ben: HARF HARF SOMEONE CALLED THE BEN AND SAID THEY LIKED GUYS WHO LIKE TO *UCK GIRLS. BEN LIKES TO *UCK GIRLS.

Ryan: Quick! Hold him down! All of you! Aim low! He’s shockingly mobile!

(Everyone holds Ben down)

Ben: YOU TRICK BEN! BEN THOUGHT YOU SOUND LIKE HUSKY GIRL, BUT BEN NOT AS PICKY AS BEFORE!

Sanchez: We got him. What do we do now?

Ryan: Well, it’s obvious, isn’t it? GET THE RAPIN’ STICK.

Ben: NO! NO RAPIN’ STICK! BEN READ BIBLE! IT NOT SAY BROWNEYE FOR A BROWNEYE!

Sanchez: Which rapin’ stick do I use? Big Red, or Ol’ Hickory?

Ryan: It’s definitely an Ol’ Hickory day.

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Ball+Cudgel+1.jpg

Ben: NO! BEN NOT LIKE OLD HICKORY!

Ryan: Take his pants off!

(Everyone takes Ben’s pants off)

Sanchez: Holy *hit!

Shonn Greene: Damn. His dong IS gray.

Ben: THAT JUST BECAUSE LITTLE BEN EXPERIENCED AND MORE MATURE.

Sanchez: You want me to do the honors?

Ryan: No, no. That would be weird. BRING IN THE WOMENFOLK!

(door flies open)

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NOW Protestor: There he is! THE MAN WHO SLEEPS WITH DRUNKEN WOMEN WHILE DRUNK HIMSELF! RAPEMONGER! PATRIARCHAL SUPERIORIST!

Ben: NO. YOU CONFUSED. THAT BILL MAAS.

Ryan: (hands girl the stick) Okay, girl. Go for it.

Ben: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ryan: Oh, fiddly*uck. Hold up, girls. Don’t go all I Spit On Your Grave on his gray penis just yet. You want to avoid the cudgel, Benji?

Ben: YES BEN DO ANYTHING EXCEPT RIDE ATV WITH HELMET.

Ryan: Then you go back to your team and you let them know this: Rex Ryan is through *ucking around. Do you hear me? Fun and games are *ucking OVER. You boys may think we’re tanking. You may be laughing at us because we can’t score for dick and because our strength coach is a moron. I don’t blame you. But know this: Come this Sunday, you will have a *ucking WAR on your hands. We are coming for YOU. We’re gonna spend every waking second of this week thinking about kicking the *hit out of you, and your teammates, and your teammates’ teammates. And we’re not resting until that *ucking nose of yours is spilling brains out onto the turf. You only get one warning. After that, the gals here get to use the rapin’ sticks for real. And they’re much more passionate about using them than we are, I assure you. You got all that?

Ben: BEN NOD. BEN SAY NOD INSTEAD OF ACTUAL NOD BECAUSE SAY NOD LESS HARD.

Ryan: Get the *uck out of here.

(Ben leaves)

Ryan: Are you men ready to back me up?

Everyone: YES!

Ryan: EL MCRIB! Are you ready to get your head out of your *ss?

Sanchez: Yes, sir.

Ryan: Did you get any decent *ussy this week? Are your balls sufficiently warmed up?

Sanchez: Well, I…

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Ryan: Oh! Oh! Oh, ol’ McRib slid himself into a warm bun! THAT’S GREAT HUSTLE!

(slaps Sanchez on *ss, HARD)

Sanchez: Ouch!

Ryan: *UCKING BRING IT IN.

(everyone brings it in)

Ryan: Men, there isn’t a lot of time left. Some days you come out flat and you can’t explain why. And the more you try and snap out of it, the worse everything gets. And then it all goes to *hit and you know you can’t ever get it back again. GET IT BACK, MEN. You’re the same team you were just a few weeks ago when you were winning games and scorin’ beaver. GET IT *UCKING BACK. Dig down deep and grab hold again of whatever it was that made you want to *UCKING KILL AND ATTACK AND MURDER. Do you understand?

Everyone: Yes!

Ryan: You men were born for war. As soon as man started walking the Earth, there was war. And until the last man on Earth dies, there will still be war. You can never kill war. EVER. It’s a part of you. It’s our basest need. We need food. We need air. We need poontang. AND WE NEED TO *UCKING FIGHT AND MAIM AND MUTILATE AND PROVE TO EVERYONE THAT WE ARE THE BIGGEST MEN WITH THE BIGGEST LOUDEST COCKS. Do you understand that?

Everyone: Yes!

Ryan: ARE YOU READY TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR *SS?!

Everyone: Yes!

Ryan: We’re gonna *ucking win, and then we’re all going out to play pinball and motorboat some titties! *UCKING HANDS IN!

(all hands in)

Ryan: *UCKING KILL ON THREE! ONE TWO THREE!!

Everyone: KILL!

Ryan: (stomach rumbles) Oh, Christ. Those goddamn lentils again.

Sanchez: What do I do with the rapin’ stick?

Ryan: Give it to me! I got some things in the john I gotta work out!

[Leroy Lizard]

I blame his post on drugs.

[budbarrybob]

Might have been funny but I'm not about to read something That long...

[yankee]

tl;dnr

[Leroy Lizard]

Might have been funny ...

Probably not.

[Judge Smails]

Rex Ryan's wife making foot fetish videos, narrarated by Rex????

http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot+fetish-videos


FYI, she grew up in Clinton, OK.

I believe they met when he was at SWOSU in Weatherford...

[StoopTroup]

Rooster Rings for every toe.

[SCOUT]

I will admit that I only watched about 15 seconds of the first video, but I think I get the idea. So he likes his wife's feet. So what? I don't get it, but is this really a big deal?

[StoopTroup]

I will admit that I only watched about 15 seconds of the first video, but I think I get the idea. So he likes his wife's feet. So what? I don't get it, but is this really a big deal?

#2 was much better

[SCOUT]

#2 was much better

So I watched the next one. It is a woman taking off her socks and stretching her toes. I guess I just don't get it.

I find it weird but hardly something that should cause outrage.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

FYI, she grew up in Clinton, OK.

I believe they met when he was at SWOSU in Weatherford...

man, there are some weirdos in weatherford

[Leroy Lizard]

I will admit that I only watched about 15 seconds of the first video, but I think I get the idea. So he likes his wife's feet. So what? I don't get it, but is this really a big deal?

If that's her web page, then yeah... it's a big deal. The videos not so much.