A Bird Pole

[olevetonahill]

Ima get Boomer out the cage and let him sit on my shoulder fer a spell
Yall member Boomer right
Any way How long ya think it take fer him to shat down my back ?

[olevetonahill]

Ok i messed up and dint make it so it would show who voted what so Yall tell me and those who get it. Ill spek er sompun
Oh maybe this pic will werk

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[1890MilesToNorman]

I think he bites yer ear just before he does that. :eek:

[olevetonahill]

I think he bites yer ear just before he does that. :eek:

He aint ever bit me. well cept for that time I had em on my shoulder and kept bumping him with my head. he kinda got Poed and grabbed me across the bridge of my nose. Not real hard but enough to let me know I were pissing him off :eek:

[1890MilesToNorman]

i hear tell he's an evil bird but I ain't never met him, going on intuition here.

[olevetonahill]

i hear tell he's an evil bird but I ain't never met him, going on intuition here.

Hes a sweatheart like his Daddy, He aint ever bit anyone that wasnt ****in with him , again Like his Daddy;)

[1890MilesToNorman]

Put him on the phone and I'll **** with him, as long as he don't win the argument you gonna get bit. :D

[olevetonahill]

Put him on the phone and I'll **** with him, as long as he don't win the argument you gonna get bit. :D

Well the 30 minute one has passed and he aint done nuthin yet, Good bird.

[btk108]

I'm thinkin you gotta wet Qtip in the ear....freakin bird.

[olevetonahill]

I'm thinkin you gotta wet Qtip in the ear....freakin bird.

Says another that tried to **** with him :rolleyes:

[olevetonahill]

Been almost an hour an a half and no poop yet ;)

[StoopTroup]

I smell Bacon and a wiff of wake and bake.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

You need to hurry up and teach him to say "**** off dip****".

[olevetonahill]

You need to hurry up and teach him to say "**** off dip****".

From every thing ive read hes to old to learn new words,

[olevetonahill]

Ok who had an hour to 2 hours. Cause he just did the deed :eek:

[1890MilesToNorman]

I did, or would have if I could have voted twice?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

you should throw it outside before it pooped on ya

[olevetonahill]

you should throw it outside before it pooped on ya

He dont like it O/S unless im with him.;)

[btk108]

you should just throw it

[olevetonahill]

Ima Letting him read what yall are posting and he gonna member this **** at the next Ho-Down

[stoops the eternal pimp]

has someone suggested cooking the bird yet?

if not, you should cook it

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Ima Letting him read what yall are posting and he gonna member this **** at the next Ho-Down

that bird is mean and smart

[olevetonahill]

that bird is mean and smart

Yea and he got his eye on YOU

[stoops the eternal pimp]

i prefer eye to the beak on me

[1890MilesToNorman]

Ima Letting him read what yall are posting and he gonna member this **** at the next Ho-Down

<<<< Good thing I'm 1800 from Wister!!! :P

[soonerbrat]

i voted for <1/2 hour. they poop all the time. i'm amazed.

i had a cockatiel for a while...she didn't like me at first, no one had ever handled her, but after she got used to me, she loved me. she'd sit on my shoulder and clean out my ears with her beak and try to eat food off my plate. she'd cry when I left the house.

i had her about a year and then she laid 2 eggs and then she died.

[olevetonahill]

i voted for <1/2 hour. they poop all the time. i'm amazed.

i had a cockatiel for a while...she didn't like me at first, no one had ever handled her, but after she got used to me, she loved me. she'd sit on my shoulder and clean out my ears with her beak and try to eat food off my plate. she'd cry when I left the house.

i had her about a year and then she laid 2 eggs and then she died.

When I try to take a drink of water he reaches over and pulls the glass close to him and sticks his head in there while im trying to drink;)

[btk108]

I had a cocktail....I'm gonna have a another in a minute.

[olevetonahill]

I had a cocktail....I'm gonna have a another in a minute.

Im kinda skeered to drank anything.
The Docs office called me the other day and want me to come in for more blood work on the 3rd. Some thin bout Elevated Liver Enzymes :eek:

[btk108]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[olevetonahill]

Heh, as much as i like drankin I like being on THIS side of the dirt better ;)

[btk108]

Heh, as much as i like drankin I like being on THIS side of the dirt better ;)

good call

[AlbqSooner]

Hell vet yer liver's fine. It's been embalmed for 13 years now.

[btk108]

Hell vet yer liver's fine. It's been embalmed for 13 years now.

heh....that made me lol

[proud gonzo]

My bird hardly ever poos on my shoulder--he's potty trained.

[olevetonahill]

My bird hardly ever poos on my shoulder--he's potty trained.

Boomer prolly wouldnt either if I wouldnt keep him out so long

[proud gonzo]

Boomer prolly wouldnt either if I wouldnt keep him out so longyeah--they don't have bladders, so they can't hold it forever.