Happy Festivus

[btk108]

to the rest of us....

http://aofg.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451c7bb69e20120a77485e5970b-800wi

[3rdgensooner]

You're early.

There, I've aired a grievance.

[StoopTroup]

Let me count the ways.....

[soonerchk]

Fesitvus is Thursday. Should we just start airing our grievances now? I have quite a list.

[btk108]

yes....no sense waiting for the last minute....I'm thinking this could be a record setting thread.

[soonerchk]

My first grievance is that I can say dick here but not pi$$ed. Where's the logic?

[btk108]

Texas, you took all the fun out of mocking your team and fans by completely sucking AND admitting to it.

[soonerchk]

The Beef O'Brady Bowl is possibly the dumbest name since the Poulon Weedeater Bowl.

[Blue]

Couger! My son says your company stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if ya had a hot date with a babe...! I lost my train of thought...

[Pogue Mahone]

"I've got a lot of problems with you people."

[Soonerntxs]

"I've got a lot of problems with you people."

"I've got alot of people with your problems":D

[fadada1]

festivus isn't over until george pins me.

[sooner59]

OSU + Galleryfurniture.com Bowl = WIN!

[soonerchk]

Damn noobs cluttering up the joint.



oh wait.

[btk108]

ppl bitchin about smoke....

[StoopTroup]

People who say they don't touch their meat.

[btk108]

midnight around this place....

[Ctina]

Do you have your pole out and ready to go?

[mgsooner]

My first grievance is that I can say dick here but not pi$$ed. Where's the logic?

can we say powerbalance on this board?

[RacerX]

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[btk108]

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[StoopTroup]

My first grievance is that I can say dick here but not pi$$ed. Where's the logic?

You mean P issed? :D :pop:

[Harry Beanbag]

Do you have your pole out and ready to go?


Yes.

[Wishboned]

I don't think they celebrate Festivus in jail...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101213/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_inmate_festivus_8


SANTA ANA, Calif. – A Festivus for the rest of us? A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of "Seinfeld" to get better meals at the Orange County jail.
The Orange County Register reported Monday that Malcolm Alarmo King disliked the salami meals served at the jail, so he used his devotion to Festivus as a reason to get kosher meals reserved for inmates with religious needs.
Keeping kosher is not one of the tenets of Festivus, which was depicted on "Seinfeld" as celebrated with the airing of grievances and the display of an aluminum pole.
Sheriff's spokesman Ryan Burris says King got salami-free meals for two months before the county got the order thrown out in court.

[Harry Beanbag]

Heh. What exactly do they mean by "salami meal"? :)

[btk108]

heheheh....never....NEVER get the salami in jail

[olevetonahill]

My grievance is that until this thread and then I googled it I dint have a ****in clue what this was about :O

[btk108]

my grievance is Vet's freakin bird

[StoopTroup]

my grievance is Vet's freakin bird

Add that to my list too. :D

[Blue]

My grievance is that until this thread and then I googled it I dint have a ****in clue what this was about :O

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As I reigned blows upon him, I thought..."There's got to be a better way!":D

[soonercruiser]

Merry Christmas to you PoleLocks!
:P

[StoopTroup]

Happy Festivus!

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[StoopTroup]

We're all ready to go here....time to benedryl the kids! ;)

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