My Source:

[oudavid1]

I understand a lot of you dont want to believe that i have an e-mail and text relationship with someone very well connected at Oklahoma.

Or at least find it hard to believe.

So dont listen. Ignore me. Its up to you.

But I can tell you this, i really dont know what we be more surprising to my skeptics.....

The fact that it is true, or who my "source" really is.

But i offer this information for free.

But i just want to make it obvious, i just want to share. I dont care that you dont believe.

[EatLeadCommie]

thanks, Jenni Carlson. Would you like to throw around your vag as well?

[gaylordfan1]

David1... Sarcasm is learned.... You learn to give it.... and learn to take it! Right? You have broke news long before us at SoonerFans had heard it. But, you cant be hurting that your break on news on this one was about 4 hrs late.... or later than we received it. No harm done! Keep it coming man, you keep my interest!

[85sooners]

Dip$hit

[yermom]

was that English?

lots of people have sources, they just don't talk about it all the time.

[85sooners]

was that English?

lots of people have sources, they just don't talk about it all the time.

Who is your source?

[oumartin]

my source is Stoops' wife hairstylist.

[OUinFLA]

my source is Stoops' wife hairstylist.

Is she HAWT?

[AlboSooner]

Thanks op for all you do. Most people take issue with what's perceived as wanting too much credit. Personally, I can wait for information to come out at a later time by a regular media outlet.

[Socrefbek]

My source is Deano. Odds he'll have a scoop are 70/40.




















of vanilla ice cream that is :O

[1890MilesToNorman]

I need a source for other things David, hook a brudder up will ya??

[colleyvillesooner]

I bet money that at least 5 people this guy knows know who this source is. No one talks about having a secret this much without telling people.

Seriously, we get that you have a source and when you break future news we'll file it under the "This guy has been right before" category and that's it. That's the best you can ever hope for having a source.

[birddog]

this info first crap is stupid. how bouts having accurate information without a race to the friggin log-in screen with some other hard-on with the exact same source.

[oumartin]

Is she HAWT?



No he's not! :D

[TahoeSOONER]

I'm bustin your balls but appreciate your inside information. Everybody believes your love for the Sooners and dedication for helping out your fellow fans that may be further outside the loop than you. You just have to expect us to mess with ya if your late on the info. You'll likely get messed with regardless, it's all in good fun. Relax.

[Dan Thompson]

I was getting all my info from Larry King, now I will have to find another source.

The Huffington Post seems like a good source.

[Stitch Face]

I dont care that you dont believe.

The whole post before this kinda makes the last sentence hard to believe.

[The]

thanks, Jenni Carlson. Would you like to throw around your vag as well?

STOP IT!

[Chiliman]

was that English?

lots of people have sources, they just don't talk about it all the time.

Exactly.

[brian]

you are going to mess around and get your source fired if you do not learn to control your mouth

[Soonerjeepman]

so what was the story...?.....that's what I want to know!

not being a smarta$$..honestly...

[waynepayne]

The whole post before this kinda makes the last sentence hard to believe.


THIS.





in your face Penguin!!!

[Whet]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs032.snc6/166253_1512391015733_1413128930_31135867_1498708_n .jpg

[budbarrybob]

All good and well... but wtf are you crying on this board for? you need a thread to tell us to believe you or not - our choice? get ahold of yourself and re-evaluate your self worth as it relates to the rest of the world.

:pop:

[silverwheels]

Can't speak for anyone else, but it's not that I don't believe you, David, it's just that I don't care that you have a "source", and you are trying to use it to legitimize your presence on Earth, it seems. Also, you are not the only person on the planet who can get news about OU before the masses can. Not saying I can, but others can and most of them don't act like they're the most important people in the world.

[delhalew]

I appreciate anyone who brings accurate info. By all means keep it up.

I will say david, all this talk of yours is coming off as attention whoring. Just share what you have and quit trying to make every one love you. Some people on here pick a fight out of boredom. Stop making it so damn easy.

[Sooner_Tuf]

/ignore

[olevetonahill]

David=CK

[Breadburner]

David=CK

Headed that way.....

[sooner ngintunr]

heh.
:pop:

[Octavian]

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/6849/123564496050centdoesnot.gif

[Eielson]

Is this still about that "Bob Stoops isn't going anywhere" thing? I think everybody called that.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

My source can beat up your source.

[sooner ngintunr]

My source gets straight A's though.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

My source brings all the boys to the yard.

That's right, it's better than y'alls.

I could tell you who it is but I'd have to charge.

[3rdgensooner]

My source let the dogs out.

[olevetonahill]

My source got busted :mad:

[Tulsa_Fireman]

My source is a very, very, very fine source.

With two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard.

But everything is easy 'cause of my source.

[3rdgensooner]

Deep Throat is not my source.

[adoniijahsooner]

David=CK

That's what I was thinking.

[delhalew]

That's what I was thinking.

Does that mean we can look forward to temper tantrums followed by apologies followed by schizophrenic breakdowns followed by general dooshiness?

[olevetonahill]

Does that mean we can look forward to temper tantrums followed by apologies followed by schizophrenic breakdowns followed by general dooshiness?

Gawd I hope not.

[usaosooner]

I think the reason you are getting ripped here is you posted your "inside" info what two hours after it had been confirmed? Thats where the problem.


My source refuses to give injury info... I think he values his job, yours does not

[Penguin]

I have no doubt that he has a source. I just doubt that his source is sober enough to make up a plausible rumor.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

My source says this thread is gay.

[soonerchk]

I have a source, but I don't talk about mine because then he'd quit telling me all the good stuff.

[olevetonahill]

I think the reason you are getting ripped here is you posted your "inside" info what two hours after it had been confirmed? Thats where the problem.


My source refuses to give injury info... I think he values his job, yours does not

Not just that . Its the Fact that he trys to make a big deal out of it and seems to think it makes Him "All That" when he does post the **** .:rolleyes:

[85sooners]

:texan:

[adoniijahsooner]

Does that mean we can look forward to temper tantrums followed by apologies followed by schizophrenic breakdowns followed by general dooshiness?

My source tells me oudavid does not apologize. He just pretends to not understand, and figures that any publicity is good publicity. Then i promptly looked my source in the eyes, and said, "Someone misinformed oudavid....so tell oudavid that living off another persons light will eventually put him darkness."

[SoonerOX]

If you have some good poop, post it, cos we all appreciate the info so long as it is accurate. Also, don't pretend that giving us the poop makes you any better than us sourceless folks.

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

If you jiggle your source more than twice, you're playing with yourself!!

[Stitch Face]

Anyone play that upgraded version of Half-Life? Good stuff.

[adoniijahsooner]

Anyone play that upgraded version of Half-Life? Good stuff.

Not yet...been stuck on Mass Effect and Borderlands.

[CatfishSooner]

mehhhhhhhhh

[oudivesherpa]

I'v been out of Oklahoma so long that any source is appreciated. By the way are the fertility treatments on Mrs. Selmon working?

[OUinFLA]

I have a source, but I don't talk about mine because then he'd quit telling me all the good stuff.


no I won't

[birddog]

my source lives in pakistan but he's originally from topeka.

[StoopTroup]

The problem with having one source is that you have to believe it. What you all really need is 10-20 sources...then you won't know what to believe like the rest of us.

[TUSooner]

I believe you; I just don't care. But I do think it's pretty cheesy to spill confidential stuff and then pound your chest.

[SoonerKnight]

3 worthless pages!!!! OH YEAH!!!!

[agoo758]

3 worthless pages!!!! OH YEAH!!!!

Since you seem to be in the mood for worthless pages.....

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=143269

[Cornfed]

I heard it from my barber that OU is playing in the Fiesta bowl. :)

[Jmorales22]

http://bbcicecream.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pharrell_sourcecover.jpeg

[birddog]

just got a text from my other source, john clayton. he's beginning to do neck muscle exercises to prepare for dancin with stars.

[w0lfe]

who gives a crap what people think about what you post. Half the stuff or more on this board that is posted is bull**** anyways. Learn to take things with a grain of salt, it will help you through life. Continue posting things, because everyone will read it. If its right, great and if its not than get ready to eat crow

[olevetonahill]

who gives a crap what people think about what you post. Half the stuff or more on this board that is posted is bull**** anyways. Learn to take things with a grain of salt, it will help you through life. Continue posting things, because everyone will read it. If its right, great and if its not than get ready to eat crow

I do not post Bull****, I post very refined Horse**** thank you .:P

[Aldebaran]

i have an e-mail and text relationship with someone.



BTW, It's a little creepy when you say it like that.

[OULenexaman]

I do not post Bull****, I post very refined Horse**** thank you .:P I prefer very refined Pig ****....you can even smoke it.:D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

you are doing well in your attention game..its annoying, but it is working..


we all know people..we all know "inside" info...get over it

[olevetonahill]

I prefer very refined Pig ****....you can even smoke it.:D

:eek:

[Jason]

So, what happened to David? :dolemite:

[olevetonahill]

He got sent to his room fer a time out session ;)

[OUinFLA]

I suggest the mods start a new forum that would be usefull at this time of the year. It appeared on a Florida Board this year:

WAG Forum = wild a$$ guess

[sooneron]

Most stupid thread evar.

[TMcGee86]

Most stupid thread evar.

My sources have confirmed this.

[TUSooner]

Most stupidest thread evar.

Fixed.

[Aldebaran]

I wish Brent Venables was my pen pal.

[3rdgensooner]

BTW, It's a little creepy when you say it like that.
So stop the email and text relationship.

[Adrian]

I understand a lot of you dont want to believe that i have an e-mail and text relationship with someone very well connected at Oklahoma.





Long distance relationships can be the toughest...

[Aldebaran]

So stop the email and text relationship.

:gary:

[madillsoonerfan5353]

I want to build my post count also.

:gary:

[achiro]

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/celebrity-pictures-hilton-attention-whore.jpg

[JLEW1818]

easy guys

[achiro]

easy guys

I like easy girls, do you know any?

[w0lfe]

I do not post Bull****, I post very refined Horse**** thank you .


Sorry for the misunderstand vet

[SoonerinSouthlake]

Uh...dave

based on the posts on pages 1-5 of this topic....you may want to rethink flashing your "source-badge" to a room full of smarta$$es...even if you are secretly haveing coffee and donuts every morning with Carol Stoops.

just a friendly suggestion :-)

[yermom]

that's what we've gently been trying to point out :D

[olevetonahill]

Uh...dave

based on the posts on pages 1-5 of this topic....you may want to rethink flashing your "source-badge" to a room full of smarta$$es...even if you are secretly haveing coffee and donuts every morning with Carol Stoops.

just a friendly suggestion :-)

Hell If being a Smartass was a crime, I'd be doing life without parole :D

[SoonerinSouthlake]

that's what we've gently been trying to point out :D

yeah...but I thougth Id throw the Carol Stoops thing out there to see if I could get him to admit that he in fact is having donuts with her every morning

[setem]

POST PICS OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

[SoonerinSouthlake]

Hell If being a Smartass was a crime, I'd be doing life without parole :D

I am in fact on parole right now for driving under the influence of smarta$$ism

[PDXsooner]

Bragging about sources is tremendously gay.

[oudavid1]

yeah...but I thougth Id throw the Carol Stoops thing out there to see if I could get him to admit that he in fact is having donuts with her every morning

lol no its nor Carol, ive actually never met her. Heard she is very nice though.


POST PICS OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

ha she is sleeping right next to me lol


Bragging about sources is tremendously gay.

working on it.

[soonerinabilene]

Does that mean we can look forward to temper tantrums followed by apologies followed by schizophrenic breakdowns followed by general dooshiness?

Stu is back on the board, too. so yeah, somethings coming soon.

[oudavid1]

Stu is back on the board, too. so yeah, somethings coming soon.

Who's stu?

and should i get a helmet?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

alright, i think david has figured it out..everybody move on

[setem]

ha she is sleeping right next to me lol


Now is a good chance then!

[85sooners]

Boobies

[oudavid1]

alright, i think david has figured it out..everybody move on

almost


Now is a good chance then!

lol


Boobies

double lol

[agoo758]

Hell If being a Smartass was a crime, I'd be doing life without parole :D

Parole wouldn't help you that much, you'd just be quoting SF posts to the Parole Board.:D

[picasso]

Bragging about sources is tremendously gay.

link?

[Jmorales22]

http://www.oeta.tv/mysource.html

[Jmorales22]

OK really I think I'm done after this

fTZlhWdtT2M

[olevetonahill]

alright, i think david has figured it out..everybody move on

Yer not my boss, :P

[SouthFortySooner]

I had an 'inside' source once. Then he stopped sleeping with the b*tch!

[Knippz]

David=CK

Haha, what ever happened to CK? One time he neg spek'd me to red (about 75-100 neg speks, when I just joined the bored) for correcting his spelling or something. That guy was insane!

[C&CDean]

Haha, what ever happened to CK? One time he neg spek'd me to red (about 75-100 neg speks, when I just joined the bored) for correcting his spelling or something. That guy was insane!

That's not insane, that's the posse. I think they've figured out that giving red spek to noobs = hitting the g spot or something.

[oudavid1]

heh

[Soonerntxs]

red spek is not the G Spot, it's the P Spot cause everytime we send some, someone wets themself.....:eek:

[btk108]

red spek is not the G Spot, it's the P Spot cause everytime we send some, someone wets themself.....:eek:

so yer sayin they get a lil pissy?

[olevetonahill]

That's not insane, that's the posse. I think they've figured out that giving red spek to noobs = hitting the g spot or something.

No, that was CK being a little prick and thinkin we had his back when he wanted to be a doosh ;)

[Soonerntxs]

so yer sayin they get a lil pissy?

ROFLMAO

You could say that or you could say "QUIT YOUR PIDDLIN"!

[85sooners]

Ck is a pu$$y

[...sooner]

My source brings all the boys to the yard.

That's right, it's better than y'alls.

I could tell you who it is but I'd have to charge.

+1

[oudavid1]

i remember my first thread jack.

[Mad Dog Madsen]

i remember my first jack.

Gross... :rolleyes:

[Tulsa_Fireman]

i remember my first thread jack.

Someone should "sticky" this thread.

*rimshot!*

[oudavid1]

Gross... :rolleyes:

http://files.sharenator.com/I_see_what_you_did_there_cat_RE_More_funnies_for_y ou_all-s480x360-106842.jpg

[birddog]

you are doing well in your attention game..its annoying, but it is working..


we all know people..we all know "inside" info...get over it

no way, dude. my guy is so in deep he can smell stoops anus from 8 yards away. and stoops even has a "wiper lady", according to my guy(he's a bounty paper towel kinda of bade ace). so that's pretty gd good.

[StoopTroup]

Once a year a take a wash cloth and load it up with warm water and soap then give my source a good cleaning and a nice warm rinse.

[85sooners]

Tricks