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The

12/17/2010, 03:47 PM

Cats and Dogs cant sweat.
The Ocean is mostly comprised of water.
Grover Cleveland was the only President that served non consecutive terms.

Jammin'

12/17/2010, 03:51 PM

Combat Veterns health care benefits and services are provided through the US Department of Veterns Affairs

tommieharris91

12/17/2010, 03:55 PM

ib ****storm

NormanPride

12/17/2010, 04:06 PM

IBTL

Jello Biafra

12/17/2010, 04:26 PM

Jello Biafra

12/17/2010, 04:26 PM

and, I too, am IBTL.

3rdgensooner

12/17/2010, 04:34 PM

This is me feigning interest.

The

12/17/2010, 04:35 PM

This is me feigning interest.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xoP2ezvpU7I/TOpwOt_abqI/AAAAAAAAAoI/gJZ8nRSZkoU/s1600/zoidberg.png
Yes, you're being inconspicuous! Stop rubbing our noses in it.

Canyonero

12/17/2010, 04:40 PM

The Almond is in the Rosaceae (Rose) family, which includes Peaches, Plums, Apricots and Maraschino Cherries.

3rdgensooner

12/17/2010, 04:45 PM

QE_OLPEN5vU

Aldebaran

12/17/2010, 04:48 PM

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e118/Ald3baran/gifs/14603275628.gif

DIB

12/17/2010, 05:03 PM

actually all vetERNS health care benefits CAN be furnished by the Department of vetERNS affairs.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/122009/1260993809_bouncing_jello.gif

Jammin'

12/17/2010, 05:11 PM

actually all vetERNS health care benefits CAN be furnished by the Department of vetERNS affairs.

Turns out Aldebaran was right.

I blame the public school system. And Chuck Long of course.

Jello Biafra

12/17/2010, 05:29 PM

ahhh i get it....you doosh pickles are the refugees....get your post count up then we'll talk about it.

DIB

12/17/2010, 05:32 PM

ahhh i get it....you doosh pickles are the refugees....get your post count up then we'll talk about it.

If I wasn't so sure you're a lesbian, I would swear you were hitting on me.

Jello Biafra

12/17/2010, 05:35 PM

If I wasn't so sure you're a lesbian, I would swear you were hitting on me.

you wouldn't know "hitting on you" if it walked up, knocked you to all fours and then began filling up every orifice of your body.

DIB

12/17/2010, 05:36 PM

you wouldn't know "hitting on you" if it walked up, knocked you to all fours and then began filling up every orifice of your body.

So, you have a strap-on?

Tony

12/17/2010, 05:48 PM

Why can't cats and dogs sweat?

mgsooner

12/17/2010, 05:52 PM

An elephant's penis weighs half a hundredweight.

mgsooner

12/17/2010, 05:54 PM

The has amassed an astounding 45 posts today alone.

Jammin'

12/17/2010, 06:07 PM

Combat Veterns health care benefits and services are provided through the US Department of Veterns Affairs

actually all vetERNS health care benefits CAN be furnished by the Department of vetERNS affairs.

I've long said that we should completly scrap public education and just send people to war because combat veterans know everything.~Aldebaran from the thread that shall not be named.

Turns out Aldebaran was right.

I blame the public school system. And Chuck Long of course.

ahhh i get it....you doosh pickles are the refugees....get your post count up then we'll talk about it.

Turns out, perhaps, Aldebaran was only HALF right.

AlbqSooner

12/17/2010, 08:34 PM

Why can't cats and dogs sweat?

IIRC, they have no sweat glands.

Adrian

12/17/2010, 10:09 PM

The gray haired mystery man always seated next to Jack Nicholson at Laker games is music producer Lou Adler, who has made a mint on all those late showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show...

Adrian

12/17/2010, 10:19 PM

Craig Humphreys, OKC Sports Radio Guru, and self professed golf nut, became a wealthy man, through his family's involvement with sales of Afro Sheen...

soonerchk

12/17/2010, 10:21 PM

You can't touch your elbow to your nose.

That might be an interesting fact, hard to tell with this crowd.

Adrian

12/17/2010, 10:22 PM

Abe Vigoda is still alive. Tonight. Tomorrow?

soonerchk

12/17/2010, 10:22 PM

Abe Vigoda is still alive. Tonight. Tomorrow?

I wonder if he and Betty White ever did it?

Adrian

12/17/2010, 10:26 PM

I wonder if he and Betty White ever did it?

There were probably strands of Betty's blue hair all over his bed...

soonerchk

12/17/2010, 10:28 PM

There were probably strands of Betty's blue hair all over his bed...

I wonder if there's an angle where everything doesn't hang like a shar-pei.

Adrian

12/17/2010, 10:30 PM

The parking meter was invented in Oklahoma City.

VeeJay

12/17/2010, 10:37 PM

Lobster Boy was the father of Son Of Lobster Boy.

Adrian

12/17/2010, 10:39 PM

In the movies, the black guy always get killed first; case in point, Paul Winfield in Mars Attacks...

Jammin'

12/17/2010, 11:58 PM

I like Frosted Flakes.

Tulsa_Fireman

12/18/2010, 12:07 AM

The Tulsa Fire Department was the first totally motorized fire department west of the Mississippi.

Adrian

12/18/2010, 12:09 AM

In Billy Tubbs' first year as OU basketball coach, The Sooners lost a game to The NCAA Division Three Ohio Northern Polar Bears...

soonerinkaty

12/18/2010, 12:37 AM

1. Rhinoceros horn is made of hair.
2. Rice-A-Roni is the San Francisco treat.
3. Britons need dental plans.
4. Jock itch is a bitch.

5. Profit?

GKeeper316

12/18/2010, 01:20 AM

the human head weighs eight pounds...

Ctina

12/18/2010, 05:37 AM

Tivo is awesome.

Ctina

12/18/2010, 05:38 AM

ahhh i get it....you doosh pickles are the refugees....get your post count up then we'll talk about it.

I feel discriminated against. In retaliation, I'm going to start posting more randomness in various threads.

Ctina

12/18/2010, 05:40 AM

Cats and Dogs cant sweat.

Actually, they sweat through their feet. When took my cat to the vet, she would leave wet footprints on the counter top.

Ctina

12/18/2010, 05:42 AM

you wouldn't know "hitting on you" if it walked up, knocked you to all fours and then began filling up every orifice of your body.

In DIB's defense.. He did notice that the last time I did it to him.

Ctina

12/18/2010, 05:42 AM

I feel discriminated against. In retaliation, I'm going to start posting more randomness in various threads.

Well, there's 4 more on my post count. 5 with this one. :)

Adrian

12/18/2010, 11:03 AM

Joe Namath is an alcoholic.

TheBobbyTrain

12/18/2010, 11:09 AM

Joe Namath is an alcoholic.

he also has a drunk-crush on suzy kolber

Adrian

12/18/2010, 11:16 AM

People mistakenly believe that "Black Magic Woman" was written by Carlos Santana; in fact, it was written by Peter Green, who was all set up to be a superstar with Fleetwood Mac. Then he took some bad acid, and is still recovering today...

soonerchk

12/18/2010, 12:08 PM

Actually, they sweat through their feet. When took my cat to the vet, she would leave wet footprints on the counter top.

Yeah, your cat peed on the counter and then stepped in it.

The

12/18/2010, 12:09 PM

Yeah, your cat peed on the counter and then stepped in it.

Who is Ctina?

Is it Gina, but just misspelled her name again?

soonerchk

12/18/2010, 12:13 PM

Who is Ctina?

Is it Gina, but just misspelled her name again?

Yes. Jay should be here any minute.

The

12/18/2010, 12:16 PM

Yes. Jay should be here any minute.

I thought Jay was in jail again.

soonerchk

12/18/2010, 12:23 PM

I think he's in a boat.

The

12/18/2010, 12:31 PM

I think he's in a boat.

Wait, Jay = Sarge???

Awkward....

I knew those emails of his I hijacked meant something...

soonerchk

12/18/2010, 12:33 PM

No, Jay owns the boat. He got the money as a reward for saving an orphanage from fire.

Or so he says.

OhU1

12/18/2010, 02:40 PM

Whoopi Goldberg is ugly.

When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

Mack Brown claps when Texas screws up. Mack Brown claps a lot.

The

12/18/2010, 02:41 PM

Whoopi Goldberg is ugly.

The hell you say:
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4495/wookiegoldberg.jpg

Ctina

12/18/2010, 03:05 PM

Yeah, your cat peed on the counter and then stepped in it.

I thought that was Spring who peed on the counter.

FirstandGoal

12/18/2010, 03:18 PM

Yeah, your cat peed on the counter and then stepped in it.

My cat hates the vet so much that when I put her in her carrier, she really does pee all over herself on purpose.
Next time, I'll just tell her the cat was sweating a whole lot right before we came. ;)

soonerchk

12/18/2010, 03:58 PM

I thought that was Spring who peed on the counter.

He's mostly housebroken.

Adrian

12/18/2010, 07:18 PM

These OUI refugees are killing this board with their inside jokes... :(

Jammin'

12/18/2010, 08:42 PM

These OUI refugees are killing this board with their inside jokes... :(

Good to see you again too. Thanks for inviting us all over.

Whet

12/18/2010, 08:46 PM

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver."

Whet

12/18/2010, 08:47 PM

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the "honey month" or what we know today as the "honeymoon."

Soonerson1975

12/18/2010, 08:48 PM

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver."

And Ward was too hard on the Beaver last night.

Adrian

12/18/2010, 08:49 PM

Good to see you again too. Thanks for inviting us all over.

Funny, I seem to have misplaced your invitation...

Whet

12/18/2010, 08:51 PM

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the alphabet. (developed by Western Union to test telex/twx communications)