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The
12/17/2010, 12:38 PM
Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs (http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/)

Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.

The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.
Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season.


Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers.

“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.
“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above).

Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. // Pero Stamatovski

picasso
12/17/2010, 12:40 PM
Say what you will but we need rednecks. They may be the only thing besides
God equiped to kill the Devil.

Jammin'
12/17/2010, 12:52 PM
nfm.

NormanPride
12/17/2010, 12:56 PM
Say what you will but we need rednecks. They may be the only thing besides
God equiped to kill the Devil.


That horned bastard's makin' eyes at my wife! Hold my beer, I'm gonna go dance on his face.

yermom
12/17/2010, 01:01 PM
sounds like shark misjudged the drunk's trajectory :D

olevetonahill
12/17/2010, 01:05 PM
We need to invite him to join the Posse, :D

yermom
12/17/2010, 01:26 PM
oh, and Dragan is a pretty badass name

FirstandGoal
12/17/2010, 01:36 PM
With skills like that, we should recruit him for long FGs. Would be a nice addition to the team. :)

The
12/17/2010, 01:45 PM
That horned bastard's makin' eyes at my wife! Hold my beer, I'm gonna go dance on his face.
http://www.digitaldoodle.com/jpgs/devil.jpg

StoopTroup
12/17/2010, 03:16 PM
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StoopTroup
12/17/2010, 03:17 PM
Heh. I hadn't ever seen this one....

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TUSooner
12/17/2010, 03:51 PM
I call BS. Is it from the Onion or somewhere else?

The
12/17/2010, 04:02 PM
I call BS. Is it from the Onion or somewhere else?

Are you doubting the credentials of MacedoniaOnline???

Sooner_Bob
12/17/2010, 04:21 PM
Talk about jumping the shark.

The
12/17/2010, 04:34 PM
Talk about jumping the shark.


GUFFAW

2121Sooner
12/17/2010, 07:02 PM
I bet you Dragan was a vet

AlboSooner
12/17/2010, 07:04 PM
I bet you Dragan was a vet
combat or non-combat?

2121Sooner
12/17/2010, 07:13 PM
combat or non-combat?


Combat of course.

soonerchk
12/17/2010, 08:27 PM
I'm pretty sure I know his American counterpart.