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3rdgensooner
12/16/2010, 03:58 PM
Naked Mailman Reportedly Made Unwanted Delivery to Milwaukee Woman (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/12/14/milwaukee-woman-received-unwanted-delivery-naked-mailman/#)

Talk about a special delivery.

A Milwaukee woman was forced to call police when her letter carrier brought her the day's mail -- which he delivered while naked, Fox6News reports.

Before arriving naked, the mailman showed up at the office building in Whitefish Bay, a suburb of Milwaukee, Wis., where the female employee was working alone. After delivering some mail while in uniform, the mailman offered to go and retrieve additional mail from the company’s P.O. Box. He returned with that mail not wearing any clothing, according to Fox6News.

"He burst into the door with the mail, except this time he's completely nude. No clothes whatsoever. The only thing he said was 'surprise,' and it freaked me out, so I screamed and yelled. I yelled at him and told him to leave, with my eyes half-closed," the woman told FOX6News.

After slamming the door behind the mail carrier, the woman called police. She said, "What scared me even more was that he didn't leave after he stepped outside the suite. He continued to knock on the door several times. After a while, it got progressively louder and louder."

The mail carrier left before police arrived, but officers did find him and cited him for lewd and lascivious behavior. The United States Postal Service (http://www.foxnews.com/topics/postal-service.htm#r_src=ramp) is investigating the alleged incident, and issued a statement saying, in part, "Once the investigation is complete, appropriate action will be taken if needed."

The mail carrier has since been taken off his route and is being investigated for lewd and disturbing behavior while delivering mail. The woman on the receiving end of the delivery prefers not to be identified.

saucysoonergal
12/16/2010, 04:11 PM
how many times does the postman ring?

The
12/16/2010, 04:13 PM
He must have had an ugly and/or small penis.

Women like big, good looking penis

3rdgensooner
12/16/2010, 04:13 PM
He must have had an ugly and/or small penis.

Women like big, good looking penisHow would you know?

The
12/16/2010, 04:14 PM
How would you know?

Are you attempting to insult my penis?

Mississippi Sooner
12/16/2010, 04:17 PM
http://www.lonelyislandvideos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/justin_timberlake_dick_box.jpg

AlboSooner
12/16/2010, 04:20 PM
Reminds me of that Friends episode where those two guys watch a lot of free porn then get all upset that the pizza delivery woman only delivered the pizza and left. This behavior I've seen in a sitcom, maybe that lame How I met your mom, where one of the guys pulls the "naked" move and it works.

2121Sooner
12/16/2010, 04:54 PM
Carmine the big Ragu!!!!

The
12/16/2010, 04:56 PM
Carmine the big Ragu!!!!

wut

3rdgensooner
12/16/2010, 04:57 PM
Are you attempting to insult my penis?You didn't answer the question.

Mississippi Sooner
12/16/2010, 04:58 PM
Carmine the big Ragu!!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MU4KAwk35mI/SpaIqDpYNbI/AAAAAAAAhXo/uBGeLo-vPaA/s400/BigRagu.JPG

The
12/16/2010, 04:59 PM
You didn't answer the question.

I'd rather talk about my penis. It's had a hard time lately.

rekamrettuB
12/16/2010, 05:04 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N7jfhn5C5jQ/TM36tePN5XI/AAAAAAAAAmg/B32oxF7401Y/s1600/newman-seinfeld-post-office.jpg

The
12/16/2010, 05:12 PM
http://plainviewla.com/i/0pku4.gif

C&CDean
12/16/2010, 06:08 PM
Uh, Merry Christmas from the USPS??

Breadburner
12/16/2010, 06:13 PM
United States Penis Service....I always wondered what that stood for.....!!!

Cheez-It
12/16/2010, 06:33 PM
I yelled at him and told him to leave, with my eyes half-closed," the woman told FOX6News.


Only half-closed? Maybe she did like what she saw (a little bit).

soonerboomer93
12/16/2010, 10:42 PM
I thought Dean was going to be in DC, not Milwaukee