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3rdgensooner
12/15/2010, 05:26 PM
Ben Franklin’s 200+ Synonyms for “Drunk” (http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/76919)


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Yesterday we ran a quiz titled “Monty Python Phrase or Ben Franklin Synonym for Drunk?” (http://mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=1128&p=1) The quiz referred to Franklin’s lengthy list of expressions meaning “inebriated” that he first published in the Pennsylvania Gazette on January 6, 1737.

People must be tired of using the same old terms when describing their wasted friends, because we’ve received a number of requests for Franklin’s entire list. And that’s what we’re here for! So here’s The Drinkers Dictionary. If you know any new phrases you’d like to add, leave them in the comments.

A
He is Addled,
He’s casting up his Accounts,
He’s Afflicted,
He’s in his Airs.

B
He’s Biggy,
Bewitch’d,
Block and Block,
Boozy,
Bowz’d,
Been at Barbadoes,
Piss’d in the Brook,
Drunk as a Wheel-Barrow,
Burdock’d,
Buskey,
Buzzey,
Has Stole a Manchet out of the Brewer’s Basket,
His Head is full of Bees,
Has been in the Bibbing Plot,
Has drank more than he has bled,
He’s Bungey,
As Drunk as a Beggar,
He sees the Bears,
He’s kiss’d black Betty,
He’s had a Thump over the Head with Sampson’s Jawbone,
He’s Bridgey.

C
He’s Cat,
Cagrin’d,
Capable,
Cramp’d,
Cherubimical,
Cherry Merry,
Wamble Crop’d,
Crack’d,
Concern’d,
Half Way to Concord,
Has taken a Chirriping-Glass,
Got Corns in his Head,

soonerbrat
12/15/2010, 05:33 PM
my aunt used to always say "half a bubble off aplomb"

The
12/15/2010, 05:40 PM
I call it Tuesday.

soonerchk
12/15/2010, 06:17 PM
I call it Doing a The.

TUSooner
12/15/2010, 06:31 PM
my aunt used to always say "half a bubble off aplomb"

I bet she really said "half a bubble off of plumb."

That's "plumb" in the sense of "the state of being correctly aligned." ~ O.E.D.
You're welcome! :D

Turd_Ferguson
12/15/2010, 06:57 PM
I bet she really said "half a bubble off of plumb."

That's "plumb" in the sense of "the state of being correctly aligned." ~ O.E.D.
You're welcome! :D
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WTF is up with posting pictures up in the mother ****er?

GottaHavePride
12/15/2010, 09:08 PM
Or half a bubble offa plumb?

Wayne Jarvis
12/16/2010, 12:37 AM
A
He is Addled,
He’s casting up his Accounts,
He’s Afflicted,
He’s in his Airs.

B
He’s Biggy,
Bewitch’d,
Block and Block,
Boozy,
Bowz’d,
Been at Barbadoes,
Piss’d in the Brook,
Drunk as a Wheel-Barrow,
Burdock’d,
Buskey,
Buzzey,
Has Stole a Manchet out of the Brewer’s Basket,
His Head is full of Bees,
Has been in the Bibbing Plot,
Has drank more than he has bled,
He’s Bungey,
As Drunk as a Beggar,
He sees the Bears,
He’s kiss’d black Betty,
He’s had a Thump over the Head with Sampson’s Jawbone,
He’s Bridgey.

C
He’s Cat,
Cagrin’d,
Capable,
Cramp’d,
Cherubimical,
Cherry Merry,
Wamble Crop’d,
Crack’d,
Concern’d,
Half Way to Concord,
Has taken a Chirriping-Glass,
Got Corns in his Head,

I've been all of those.

XingTheRubicon
12/16/2010, 09:31 AM
drunker than a 3-toed indian

Tin Cup
12/16/2010, 02:31 PM
I remember some drunken messicans!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v615/phillyPSnatch/random/agwabottles4.jpg

soonerchk
12/16/2010, 02:34 PM
I remember some drunken messicans!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v615/phillyPSnatch/random/agwabottles4.jpg

Funny, I remember a drunk HiPo and a couple of drunk Indians.

The
12/16/2010, 02:35 PM
Funny, I remember a drunk HiPo and a couple of drunk Indians.

I don't remember ****.

DIB
12/16/2010, 02:41 PM
Last time I did that, I ended up walking to 7-11 for papers and then returning to a crazy lady's apartment to smoke from an apple. Stupid 7-11, not selling papers.

Tin Cup
12/16/2010, 02:42 PM
Funny, I remember a drunk HiPo and a couple of drunk Indians.

I think their were was white people there, also................can't remember.

2121Sooner
12/16/2010, 02:43 PM
Drunk enough to bang DM
- 3G & Chk

Spring
12/16/2010, 02:46 PM
wait....what?

2121Sooner
12/16/2010, 02:47 PM
Drunk enough to sell the outerwebs to Spring.....

3rdgensooner
12/16/2010, 03:08 PM
I don't remember ****.After the effects wore off, I do remember you almost getting into fisticuffs at Louie's.

Tin Cup
12/16/2010, 03:12 PM
After the effects wore off, I do remember you almost getting into fisticuffs at Louie's.

I always knew you were a brawler! Small & Scrappy!

The
12/16/2010, 03:20 PM
After the effects wore off, I do remember you almost getting into fisticuffs at Louie's.

Not my fault. People are always intimidated by my stunning good looks and god-like physique.


I always knew you were a brawler! Small & Scrappy!

Damn skippy.