View Full Version : Gratuitous and Totally Self-Serving Questions for Chk
Adrian
12/14/2010, 01:18 PM
Hey, could you post that tailgate crackers recipe? To all the other posters, before you tell me to put this question in a p.m., try this. It's delicious.
And to TU Sooner, nifty use of "gratuitous" in the thread title, eh?
NormanPride
12/14/2010, 01:55 PM
TU Sooner is just a grouchy old man that's mad he's stuck in Nawlins.
;)
Mississippi Sooner
12/14/2010, 01:59 PM
Why would anyone be grouchy about being stuck in New Orleans? Well, other than the fact that you can easily spend a week's pay in one night if you get stupid about it. I look for excuses to get stuck in New Orleans.
Aldebaran
12/14/2010, 02:06 PM
After they made the replica did you break the mold?
Adrian
12/14/2010, 02:25 PM
O.K., Chk, you haven't answered the first question yet, but I've got another question. I was watching T.V. the other day, and it was a sports show starring Randy White, Dallas Cowboy ex. Randy had a tattoo on each bicep. My question is, was Randy tatted during his playing days? TIA
2121Sooner
12/14/2010, 02:37 PM
Wasnt tatted in his playing days, but he wanted to be on OCC so he got some like old man Tuetle
NormanPride
12/14/2010, 02:39 PM
Why would anyone be grouchy about being stuck in New Orleans? Well, other than the fact that you can easily spend a week's pay in one night if you get stupid about it. I look for excuses to get stuck in New Orleans.
Because New Orleans is filled with lazy thieves who just want handouts and to corrupt their local and state government along with their police force. It's a cesspool of low income housing projects and tourist traps that was built in a swamp.
:D
Mississippi Sooner
12/14/2010, 02:41 PM
Because New Orleans is filled with lazy thieves who just want handouts and to corrupt their local and state government along with their police force. It's a cesspool of low income housing projects and tourist traps that was built in a swamp.
:D
Yeah, well, I'm a glass is half-full kinda guy. Anything less than that, and I insist they bring me another glass.
2121Sooner
12/14/2010, 02:43 PM
Because New Orleans is filled with lazy thieves who just want handouts and to corrupt their local and state government along with their police force. It's a cesspool of low income housing projects and tourist traps that was built in a swamp.
:D
Come on now, in all fairness it HAS only been 5 years since Katrina. You gotta give them a chance to recover. I mean, we all know floods happen everywhere else in Amurica and it only takes them months to get back on their feet but lets give N.O. a chance.
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Adrian
12/14/2010, 05:09 PM
Chk, why won't you tell The a story?
Chk, why won't you tell The a story?
I'd love to hear a story.
soonerchk
12/14/2010, 05:28 PM
You should want the crack pretzel recipe instead. I haven't bothered with the crackers since I found the pretzels.
I will tell The a story, but my stupid job thing is interfering. I want to tell him the story of the hooker and the worst butt implants ever, but alas I have limited time. :(
And I don't remember RW being all tatted up, but I was probably staring at his butt and wouldn't have noticed.
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6094/1248407637491.jpg
soonerchk
12/14/2010, 06:26 PM
Tailgate Crack Crackers:
1 box of saltines
about 3/4 cup of vegetable oil - don't use olive oil or it will funk them all up
1 package ranch dressing mix
2 tablespoons red pepper flakes
Dump everything into a ziplock bag - gallon size. Shake and flip at least every 15 minutes for at least an hour and a half. Let sit overnight, transfer to a clean ziplock bag and eat em up.
yermom
12/14/2010, 06:28 PM
i was told there would be pretzels
soonerchk
12/14/2010, 06:48 PM
i was told there would be pretzels
I was told there would be dancing boys.
Imagine my current level of disappointment.:confused:
reflector
12/14/2010, 06:52 PM
How do you remove a tomato stain from a Persian rug?
soonerchk
12/14/2010, 07:00 PM
Have you tried club soda?
Have you tried club soda?
We'll be asking the questions around here, soonerchk.
soonerchk
12/14/2010, 07:12 PM
We'll be asking the questions around here, soonerchk.
Pipe down, Toots?
C O R N * D O G
12/14/2010, 07:16 PM
We'll be asking the questions around here, soonerchk.
Male chauvinism does not become you. For shame.
Adrian
12/14/2010, 07:31 PM
Thanks, Chk! What is the pretzel recipe? TIA
C&CDean
12/14/2010, 07:36 PM
Unless you've personally served this recipe at a SF.com tailgate, it ain't worth eating.
In reality, it sounds like ****. Those are the ones that usually taste the best.
soonerchk
12/14/2010, 08:29 PM
Unless you've personally served this recipe at a SF.com tailgate, it ain't worth eating.
In reality, it sounds like ****. Those are the ones that usually taste the best.
Drunk men fight over them. That's not much of a rec, but trust me, they are tasty.
Now by popular request, I give you Crack Pretzels:
3/4 cup vegetable oil
1 package dry ranch dressing mix
1/2 teaspoon lemon pepper
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 lb bag of pretzels
Combine everything but the pretzels in a small bowl and mix well. Pour the bag of pretzels into a gallon ziplock bag. Pour the liquid stuff over the pretzels, seal the bag and start shaking. Shake and rotate bag at least every 15 minutes for at least an hour. Let it sit overnight so all the stuff is absorbed.Throw them into a clean bag and eat.
I usually make a bag for me and a bag for everyone else, just in case I'm forced to share.
waynepayne
12/14/2010, 08:56 PM
Drunk men fight over them. That's not much of a rec, but trust me, they are tasty.
Now by popular request, I give you Crack Pretzels:
3/4 cup vegetable oil
1 package dry ranch dressing mix
1/2 teaspoon lemon pepper
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 lb bag of pretzels
Combine everything but the pretzels in a small bowl and mix well. Pour the bag of pretzels into a gallon ziplock bag. Pour the liquid stuff over the pretzels, seal the bag and start shaking. Shake and rotate bag at least every 15 minutes for at least an hour. Let it sit overnight so all the stuff is absorbed.Throw them into a clean bag and eat.
I usually make a bag for me and a bag for everyone else, just in case I'm forced to share.
How do you feel about coworkers sticking their hands in the snack bowl?
Just curious....
Adrian
12/14/2010, 09:02 PM
How do you feel about coworkers sticking their hands in the snack bowl?
Just curious....
Careful. I think she still has that axe...:eek:
soonerchk
12/14/2010, 10:22 PM
Careful. I think she still has that axe...:eek:
Is that wrong?
Adrian
12/14/2010, 10:24 PM
Is that wrong?
Well, I wouldn't stick my hand in that snack bowl...
Spring
12/14/2010, 10:28 PM
just call me nubs
Penguin
12/14/2010, 10:46 PM
Sounds kind of greasy.
uncle mo
12/15/2010, 09:18 AM
Them crackers is allsome.
Chk...should I tell a very good friend of mine that her husband broke up with his girlfriend????
Tailwind
12/15/2010, 09:59 AM
Wow, check it out.....all the newbs have their own clique. Awesome. :rolleyes:
Aldebaran
12/15/2010, 10:06 AM
Duuuuuuude.
Look, the relics are still posting here! How cute.
WichitaSooner
12/15/2010, 10:23 AM
How do you remove a tomato stain from a Persian rug?
You have a persian rug??? You must be rich.
OH, and the crack crackers are worth fighting over.... especially if you are drunk... I'm just sayin....
Adrian
12/15/2010, 10:43 AM
Would it be worth it to buy a Lexus just to get the free valet parking at the mall?
soonerchk
12/15/2010, 05:55 PM
just call me nubs
You're lucky you kept your hand
Sounds kind of greasy.
That's why you let them sit overnight.
Wow, check it out.....all the newbs have their own clique. Awesome. :rolleyes:
I have over 1000 posts, the noob smell has worn off of me.
You have a persian rug??? You must be rich.
OH, and the crack crackers are worth fighting over.... especially if you are drunk... I'm just sayin....
Yes, but the eye gouging was a bit much.
Would it be worth it to buy a Lexus just to get the free valet parking at the mall?
Of course
reflector
12/15/2010, 05:57 PM
I have over 1000 posts, the noob smell has worn off of me.
Have you spent any time in the arcade yet? Is it awesome?
soonerchk
12/15/2010, 06:01 PM
Have you spent any time in the arcade yet? Is it awesome?
I have not been there yet. My job has really been cutting into my board/goofing off time.
waynepayne
12/15/2010, 07:20 PM
dammit I want at that arcade and my stupid post count is prohibitive. argh!
:mad:
Penguin
12/15/2010, 10:31 PM
Tailgate Crack Crackers:
1 box of saltines
about 3/4 cup of vegetable oil - don't use olive oil or it will funk them all up
1 package ranch dressing mix
2 tablespoons red pepper flakes
Dump everything into a ziplock bag - gallon size. Shake and flip at least every 15 minutes for at least an hour and a half. Let sit overnight, transfer to a clean ziplock bag and eat em up.
Do you think this would work ok with Ritz™ crackers?
Ctina
12/16/2010, 05:58 AM
just call me nubs
That's for other reasons altogether though.
Chk - Why is the OW dying? I miss it. This place is nice but it's not home.
soonerchk
12/16/2010, 10:44 AM
Do you think this would work ok with Ritz™ crackers?
I think the pretzel thing would work better, but you should try it and report back?
That's for other reasons altogether though.
Chk - Why is the OW dying? I miss it. This place is nice but it's not home.
I miss some of the people, but that's about it.
Jammin'
12/16/2010, 11:16 AM
I think the pretzel thing would work better, but you should try it and report back?
I miss some of the people, but that's about it.
Who, exactly are you missing? (I like this thread)
soonerchk
12/16/2010, 11:18 AM
Who, exactly are you missing? (I like this thread)
If I give you the list, someone will post it there and I will hurt feelers, so no thanks!
I miss poko.
And Dyner.
And the Club sammich with teh hot wife.
And the fireman with the small penis.
And DMC's teets.
That's about it.
Jammin'
12/16/2010, 11:31 AM
If I give you the list, someone will post it there and I will hurt feelers, so no thanks!
I guess the thread title doesn't say anything about getting answers. I am surprised to see your acknowledgement of feelings. I have no idea how to spell acknowledgment.
I miss poko too The, now stop comparing me to him/her.
I guess the thread title doesn't say anything about getting answers. I am surprised to see your acknowledgement of feelings. I have no idea how to spell acknowledgment.
I miss poko too The, now stop comparing me to him/her.
You are New Poko, and you suck at it.
soonerchk
12/16/2010, 11:33 AM
I guess the thread title doesn't say anything about getting answers. I am surprised to see your acknowledgement of feelings. I have no idea how to spell acknowledgment.
Yeah, posting over here has turned me back into a girl instead of a heartless bitch. I really hope I don't start crying now.
Jammin'
12/16/2010, 11:37 AM
You are New Poko, and you suck at it.
It's hard to be that uptight all the time.
Yeah, posting over here has turned me back into a girl instead of a heartless bitch. I really hope I don't start crying now.
The hell you say?
This makes me has a sad of sadness:
Dyner???? (http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/member.php/12316-dynerlonghorn)
KuppiKunta
12/16/2010, 02:29 PM
I miss some of the people, but that's about it.
Thanks! I miss you too!
soonerchk
12/16/2010, 02:31 PM
This makes me has a sad of sadness:
Dyner???? (http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/member.php/12316-dynerlonghorn)
Poko is there, too. :(
Hey Kuppi!
Spring
12/16/2010, 02:32 PM
I miss poko.
And Dyner.
And the Club sammich with teh hot wife.
And the fireman with the small penis.
And DMC's teets.
That's about it.
Screw you man.
soonerchk
12/16/2010, 02:33 PM
Screw you man.
Answer your IM.
reflector
12/16/2010, 02:56 PM
Chk, as I am sure you are aware, tonight is the final WEC event ever. They are moving the top fighters to the UFC after tonight. Will you watch tonight's event or skip it out of spite?
soonerchk
12/16/2010, 02:58 PM
Chk, as I am sure you are aware, tonight is the final WEC event ever. They are moving the top fighters to the UFC after tonight. Will you watch tonight's event or skip it out of spite?
It depends on whether the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are on at the same time.
reflector
12/16/2010, 03:01 PM
It depends on whether the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are on at the same time.
Remember the event is on Versus. It's the last WEC event ever! It is kind of sad.
OutlandTrophy
12/16/2010, 03:16 PM
is the inner/outerwebs broken?
is the inner/outerwebs broken?
Dead of Death.
is the inner/outerwebs broken?
yes/no
Tin Cup
12/16/2010, 03:30 PM
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Ctina
12/17/2010, 09:31 AM
Dead of Death.
We're still alive, just on life support.
We're still alive, just on life support.
http://wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/mccoy_carbontrade_its_dead_jim.jpg
Penguin
12/23/2010, 10:21 PM
I'm fixing those crack pretzels right now. Smells pretty damn good!
My family is coming over tomorrow because I told them I was serving crack.
soonerchk
12/24/2010, 05:26 PM
I made 4 batches of those, among many other things. I hope they love them!
Adrian
12/26/2010, 07:03 PM
Chk, isn't Shmitty just like the crazy drill sargeant in Full Metal Jacket?
soonerchk
12/26/2010, 07:18 PM
He kind of reminds me of Sargent Carter from Gomer Pyle, USMC.
Adrian
12/26/2010, 07:45 PM
One of my employees looks like Ugly Betty. She kind of talks like Ugly Betty too. Should I tell her she looks like Ugly Betty?
soonerchk
12/26/2010, 07:54 PM
One of my employees looks like Ugly Betty. She kind of talks like Ugly Betty too. Should I tell her she looks like Ugly Betty?
Yes. Please have video running to post here after.
Adrian
12/26/2010, 08:03 PM
Yes. Please have video running to post here after.
It'll hurt her feelings badly, but you've got to trust me, she has the long hair, the coke-rimmed glasses, the Betty pout, and everything...
soonerchk
12/26/2010, 08:16 PM
It'll hurt her feelings badly, but you've got to trust me, she has the long hair, the coke-rimmed glasses, the Betty pout, and everything...
The mustache and the poncho?
Adrian
12/26/2010, 08:18 PM
The mustache and the poncho?
Yep. When she gets worked up, she's a motormouth; just blab, blab, blab, all the time...
OutlandTrophy
12/26/2010, 09:10 PM
you guys ever use a pickle instead of celery in a bloody mary?
soonerchk
12/26/2010, 09:15 PM
No, and I don't use okra either.
soonerbrat
12/26/2010, 09:48 PM
Tailgate Crack Crackers:
1 box of saltines
about 3/4 cup of vegetable oil - don't use olive oil or it will funk them all up
1 package ranch dressing mix
2 tablespoons red pepper flakes
Dump everything into a ziplock bag - gallon size. Shake and flip at least every 15 minutes for at least an hour and a half. Let sit overnight, transfer to a clean ziplock bag and eat em up.
my coworker makes something similar...she uses goldfish, pretzels and bugles instead of crackers. deelishus.
ouwasp
11/22/2011, 04:56 PM
Bump to pass these two fabulous recipes along. My buds and I are having a massive Risk game tonight at my house, and I remembered the famed Crack Pretzels. Outstanding. Thank you Chk.
C&CDean
11/22/2011, 05:28 PM
chk could still post here if'n she wanted to. Can't blame her for not though.
reflector
11/22/2011, 06:05 PM
chk could still post here if'n she wanted to. Can't blame her for not though.
What happened?
C&CDean
11/22/2011, 06:12 PM
What happened?
I can honestly say I don't know.
SanJoaquinSooner
11/22/2011, 06:36 PM
Pretzels come in all shapes and sizes. Which is optimal for crack pretzels?
ouwasp
11/22/2011, 07:37 PM
Pretzels come in all shapes and sizes. Which is optimal for crack pretzels?
Probably the standard braided type. The smaller, bite-size ones are what i use.
ouwasp
12/8/2012, 06:18 PM
bump this for ol' times sake...
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