What is

[The]

the most depraved sexual act you've ever committed?


Mine was sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

[3rdgensooner]

That one time I did that one thing.

[Boomer.....]

That one time I did that one thing.

:hot:

[The]

:hot:

Don't encourage him.

[3rdgensooner]

Don't encourage him.Pipe down toots.

[Aldebaran]

I jammed my pollen laden finger into the flowers of my squash plants over and over again and then I ate its babies.

[DIB]

I once fornicated with a woman, whilst carnally thinking of another.

[The]

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[yermom]

I jammed my pollen laden finger into the flowers of my squash plants over and over again and then I ate its babies.

you need help.

[sooneron]

in an elevator




in Brooklyn!


and I left out the worst part

[Howzit]

in an elevator




in Brooklyn!


and I left out the worst part

pffft, how many were in the elevator?

[SoonerStormchaser]

Howzie and Mongo sittin in a tree...

[olevetonahill]

There was this one time , with Peach preserves and jumper cables

[Harry Beanbag]

Cemetery in California. RIP Margaret Weatherbie, you're welcome for the show. :) :O

[tommieharris91]

Howzie and Mongo sittin in a tree...


Cemetery in California. RIP Margaret Weatherbie, you're welcome for the show. :) :O

If you switch who quoted these you would never tell the difference. ;)

[NormanPride]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Yho-JkXBGpM/SXDu-OupTXI/AAAAAAAAAEs/4RWn2QqPCOE/s320/vlcsnap-60668.png

[setem]

Well there was this one time in high school, we had just got back to town from a football game against Russelville, AR and I had a little Soiree back at my house and this girl Megan was at the party. She and I were pretty good friends but we never amounted to anything more than that. Now Megan was not overly hot but she had that girl next door vibe going to the fullest. She had a great body and she had lovely lovely brown hair. She was wearing a jean skirt and a tank top and you could clearly see she was not wearing a bra but her breasts were perky and supple none the less! As the party wore on she got a little tipsy and when everyone left she stayed and hung out with me.

This is where things get steamy! She and I start to make out on the couch and we are getting all hot and bothered. She stopped kissing me long enough to say..."what do you wanna do?" My hands explored her body and all I could think about was how I was going ravage her, so I got up and went over to my closet and put on my robe and wizard hat...

[XingTheRubicon]

accidentally touched my brother's balls in the hot tub

[OULenexaman]

OH BOY....starting to bring some out of the closet now.....

[Penguin]

"Are you in yet?"

"I'm done."

[OUHOMER]

Well there was this one time in high school, we had just got back to town from a football game against Russelville, AR and I had a little Soiree back at my house and this girl Megan was at the party. She and I were pretty good friends but we never amounted to anything more than that. Now Megan was not overly hot but she had that girl next door vibe going to the fullest. She had a great body and she had lovely lovely brown hair. She was wearing a jean skirt and a tank top and you could clearly see she was not wearing a bra but her breasts were perky and supple none the less! As the party wore on she got a little tipsy and when everyone left she stayed and hung out with me.

This is where things get steamy! She and I start to make out on the couch and we are getting all hot and bothered. She stopped kissing me long enough to say..."what do you wanna do?" My hands explored her body and all I could think about was how I was going ravage her, so I got up and went over to my closet and put on my robe and wizard hat...

then you woke up right?

[Leroy Lizard]

duplicate post

[Leroy Lizard]

the most depraved sexual act you've ever committed?

None of your ****ing business.

Sorry, someone had to say it. :D

[AlbqSooner]

Ya'll must be a bunch of city folk. 23 posts and not ONE mention of doinking a watermelon. Sheeesh

[sooneron]

Dear Penthouse Forum...

:rolleyes:

[walkoffsooner]

Gave a babysitter a note saying I was retarded and needed my diaper changed.

[yermom]

Well there was this one time in high school, we had just got back to town from a football game against Russelville, AR and I had a little Soiree back at my house and this girl Megan was at the party. She and I were pretty good friends but we never amounted to anything more than that. Now Megan was not overly hot but she had that girl next door vibe going to the fullest. She had a great body and she had lovely lovely brown hair. She was wearing a jean skirt and a tank top and you could clearly see she was not wearing a bra but her breasts were perky and supple none the less! As the party wore on she got a little tipsy and when everyone left she stayed and hung out with me.

This is where things get steamy! She and I start to make out on the couch and we are getting all hot and bothered. She stopped kissing me long enough to say..."what do you wanna do?" My hands explored her body and all I could think about was how I was going ravage her, so I got up and went over to my closet and put on my robe and wizard hat...

classic :D

[dwarthog]

I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us
and she immediately dropped to her knees
and laid on the grass at my feet. As we lay making love, I thought "...These taser guns are well worth the money."

[Harry Beanbag]

accidentally touched my brother's balls in the hot tub


Can you still consider it an accident if it was with your tongue?


;)

[My Opinion Matters]

I used to be a man of the cloth.

[StoopTroup]

It had to do with driving and Highway 69

Thank goodness for seat belt laws.

[Oldnslo]

In the shower.

On a cruise ship.

[C&CDean]

Dang dude, them showers are tiny.

[soonervegas]

The Ace Ventura - Lois Einhorn/Ray Finkle relationship pretty much sums up the most depraved thing I have ever done....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxGV558bvLo

[IB4OU2]

What? No Band Camp stories?

[SoonerNate]

On the beach (unfortunately during a full moon) on my birthday while some perv watched.

[Fraggle145]

I used to be a man of the cloth.

We're not talking about your jizz rag. :mad:

[StoopTroup]

BTW....Always disable the airbags

[Collier11]

Me- Wanna try butt seccs

Her- Sure, im up for anything

<long silence>

Her- Why the Hell are you bending over?

[SteelClip49]

at the duck pond. We sure committed some fowl play :)

[Breadburner]

Escaped convict/Wardens wife.....Which you are is up to you...!!!!

[OUstud]

We made out in the bathroom of a K-Mart for hours, then parted ways, never to see each other again.

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