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Jammin'
12/13/2010, 12:13 PM
E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!

I ****ing hate you Dallas.


Thend.

OULenexaman
12/13/2010, 12:21 PM
nothing like getting an autograph from the opposing QB who just smoked ur *** on national TV...only a Dallas player would be that stupid...

Jammin'
12/13/2010, 12:23 PM
nothing like getting an autograph from the opposing QB who just smoked ur *** on national TV...only a Dallas player would be that stupid...

That was awesome. I don't believe I've every seen any opposing team member ask for an autograph like that before? Very awkward.

rekamrettuB
12/13/2010, 12:23 PM
Why do you hate the Dallas Cowboys?

I always like to know why folks dislike a team. I was pulling for them last night so my Falcons could have a cushion on the Eagles for home field.

Jammin'
12/13/2010, 12:25 PM
Why do you hate the Dallas Cowboys?

I always like to know why folks dislike a team. I was pulling for them last night so my Falcons could have a cushion on the Eagles for home field.

Ah yes, it probably would make more sense if you knew I'm a long time Eagles fan. (I'll be rooting for your Falcons to lose every game, though I have nothing against the dirty birds in general)

usaosooner
12/13/2010, 12:26 PM
Your dog killing QB is a player...

olevetonahill
12/13/2010, 12:28 PM
Why do you hate the Dallas Cowboys?

I always like to know why folks dislike a team. I was pulling for them last night so my Falcons could have a cushion on the Eagles for home field.

Ive never been a Cowboys fan. But i did admire the hell out of Tom Landry
After the 2 JJs did him the way they did, Ive hated em ever since .

Jammin'
12/13/2010, 12:29 PM
Your dog killing QB is a player...

playa. and yes. he killed dogs. But only the bad kind.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
12/13/2010, 12:32 PM
Why do you hate the Dallas Cowboys?

I always like to know why folks dislike a team. I was pulling for them last night so my Falcons could have a cushion on the Eagles for home field.Also, how can anyone not appreciate and admire the physical talents of Michael Vick and the incredible DeSean Jackson?

OULenexaman
12/13/2010, 12:35 PM
That was awesome. I don't believe I've every seen any opposing team member ask for an autograph like that before? Very awkward.
I bet JJ wasn't all that thrilled with it.....and other teammates as well....

Breadburner
12/13/2010, 12:36 PM
I'm always asked this question...."Who is your favorite NFL team"?....I always respond with...."Anyone who kicks the **** out of the Cowboys"....

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
12/13/2010, 12:36 PM
playa. and yes. he killed dogs. But only the bad kind.One of the tastier kinds, too, we are told.

AlboSooner
12/13/2010, 12:38 PM
Why do you hate the Dallas Cowboys?.

It's in the Poke DNA to hate anything successful.

Jammin'
12/13/2010, 12:42 PM
It's in the Poke DNA to hate anything successful.

That explains why I don't have any feelings towards your posting skills.

soonerchk
12/13/2010, 01:21 PM
I used to like you...

DIB
12/13/2010, 01:23 PM
It's in the Poke DNA to hate anything successful.

Cause the Cowboys have been super successful over the last 15 years...

AlboSooner
12/13/2010, 01:39 PM
That explains why I don't have any feelings towards your posting skills.oh noes


Cause the Cowboys have been super successful over the last 15 years...

5 superbowls are pretty darn good. im not even a dallas fan, I was just trying to take a jab at the pokes. ;)

DIB
12/13/2010, 01:44 PM
oh noes



5 superbowls are pretty darn good. im not even a dallas fan, I was just trying to take a jab at the pokes. ;)

I'm just saying. Cowboys fans sound more and more like the golden domer fans: still arrogant despite doing nothing for 15+ years.

3rdgensooner
12/13/2010, 01:45 PM
Cowboys are becoming the aggies of the NFL.

DIB
12/13/2010, 01:46 PM
Cowboys are becoming the aggies of the NFL.

They are a team on the rise.

3rdgensooner
12/13/2010, 01:47 PM
Or so I've been told... /madhatter

Jammin'
12/13/2010, 01:56 PM
Cowboys are becoming the aggies of the NFL.

The Dallas Cowboys have a long, storied tradition of success over multiple decades. How in the hell do you equate that with my pokes who were sorta good in '88?



I'll take my answer on the air and will respond with rude remarks and requests of boob shots. TIA.

Jammin'
12/13/2010, 02:05 PM
I used to like you...

watch your back....

soonerchk
12/13/2010, 02:07 PM
Cowboys are becoming the aggies of the NFL.


They are a team on the rise.

I hate you both with all the fire of a thousand suns.

soonerchk
12/13/2010, 02:08 PM
watch your back....

Why? You're already back there watching it for me.

3rdgensooner
12/13/2010, 02:11 PM
The Dallas Cowboys have a long, storied tradition of success over multiple decades. How in the hell do you equate that with my pokes who were sorta good in '88?



I'll take my answer on the air and will respond with rude remarks and requests of boob shots. TIA.
Funny that you would assume I was specifically referring to the OK aggies.

3rdgensooner
12/13/2010, 02:11 PM
I hate you both with all the fire of a thousand suns.aggie

Jammin'
12/13/2010, 02:12 PM
Why? You're already back there watching it for me.

The silence you hear behind you is me.



(yeah, I don't know what that means either but I laughed as I typed it)

2121Sooner
12/13/2010, 02:13 PM
Any time you fill a team with Aggies and Longhorns, you are always going to be overrated and underachieve.

The end.

Jammin'
12/13/2010, 02:16 PM
Funny that you would assume I was specifically referring to the OK aggies.

Funny you'd compare Dallas to either aggie team since they have a total of 1 NC between them.

2121Sooner
12/13/2010, 02:18 PM
Funny you'd compare Dallas to either aggie team since they have a total of 1 NC between them.


What about all your wrasslin and livestock showing NC's?!?!?!?!?!?!

Jammin'
12/13/2010, 02:21 PM
What about all your wrasslin and livestock showing NC's?!?!?!?!?!?!

I agree that the OSU Cowboys have more wrestling, livestock ****ing, tennis and gay boy cross country titles than the Dallas Cowboy football team does.

I guess that validates 3g's post and I apologize in spades to her and her motherboard.

2121Sooner
12/13/2010, 02:35 PM
You better be careful if you talk bad about anyone on this board Jammin....


Just say thank you, and quietly walk away.

Jammin'
12/13/2010, 02:40 PM
You better be careful if you talk bad about anyone on this board Jammin....


Just say thank you, and quietly walk away.

If this is going to be that type of party I'm going to put my dick in the mash potato's.

But your point is noted, I will refrain from bashing on OSU football history.

tough place.

3rdgensooner
12/13/2010, 02:45 PM
You better be careful if you talk bad about anyone on this board Jammin....


Just say thank you, and quietly walk away.Don't be a p***y.

stoops the eternal pimp
12/13/2010, 02:51 PM
this thread is making my pennis quiver

2121Sooner
12/13/2010, 02:57 PM
Don't be a p***y.


You little minx you......


And Stoops.......Chk and 3G have that same effect on me as well. Turns it into a little Michael J Fox.

stoops the eternal pimp
12/13/2010, 02:59 PM
I would compare mine more to Muhammad Ali...its bigger and isn't able to back up the talk anymore

2121Sooner
12/13/2010, 03:00 PM
I would compare mine more to Muhammad Ali...


Old and black?

GrapevineSooner
12/13/2010, 03:01 PM
Why do you hate the Dallas Cowboys?

I always like to know why folks dislike a team. I was pulling for them last night so my Falcons could have a cushion on the Eagles for home field.

I'm a Cowboys fan.

And even I can see why opposing team's fans hate the Cowboys.

Jammin'
12/13/2010, 03:02 PM
I admit that at no time did I believe this thread would turn into a confessional on who the male posters feel would best resemble their penii.

stoops the eternal pimp
12/13/2010, 03:04 PM
thats my fault...I tend to turn all threads into something about my pee pee or my poop

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
12/13/2010, 03:05 PM
thats my fault...I tend to turn all threads into something about my pee pee or my poopSometimes you just pimp!

Jammin'
12/13/2010, 03:07 PM
thats my fault...I tend to turn all threads into something about my pee pee or my poop

Well, I did title the thread, so I knew it had some leeway towards getting off topic.

oh, and, up yours 21.

soonerboomer93
12/13/2010, 03:23 PM
Old and black?

lumpy and limp?

Jammin'
12/13/2010, 03:23 PM
lumpy and limp?

Muslim?

soonerboomer93
12/13/2010, 03:30 PM
thats my fault...I tend to turn all threads into something about my pee pee or my poop

yeah, pretty much anything you post has a certain stench

soonerboomer93
12/13/2010, 03:36 PM
Muslim?

under a burka?

stoops the eternal pimp
12/13/2010, 03:53 PM
shaky and can't stand up anymore on its own

2121Sooner
12/13/2010, 03:55 PM
Muslim?


longing to be in 72 virgins?

rekamrettuB
12/13/2010, 05:46 PM
I'm a Cowboys fan.

And even I can see why opposing team's fans hate the Cowboys.

Being good is a dumb reason to hate a team. I liked his answer that he was a Philly fan and that makes sense. Other reasons I would accept was "Jimmy Johnson is an AHole"..."Jerrah Jones is an AHole"..."my father is Tom Landry"..."TO is an AHole"..."I'm a Buffalo Bills fan"...

DIB
12/13/2010, 06:02 PM
Being good is a dumb reason to hate a team. I liked his answer that he was a Philly fan and that makes sense. Other reasons I would accept was "Jimmy Johnson is an AHole"..."Jerrah Jones is an AHole"..."my father is Tom Landry"..."TO is an AHole"..."I'm a Buffalo Bills fan"...

They are crammed down your throat, if you live in Oklahoma. That is a good way to turn mild dislike into abject hatred.

2121Sooner
12/13/2010, 06:11 PM
They are crammed down your throat, if you live in Oklahoma. That is a good way to turn mild dislike into abject hatred.


Seems like the good time for an "Amy" reference doesnt it?

rekamrettuB
12/13/2010, 08:02 PM
They are crammed down your throat, if you live in Oklahoma. That is a good way to turn mild dislike into abject hatred.

True. Back in the days before NFL Ticket it was the only game on TV usually. I had a little disdain for them back then too for that reason alone.

stoopified
12/13/2010, 10:13 PM
playa. and yes. he killed dogs. But only the bad kind. the losers?

AlboSooner
12/13/2010, 11:25 PM
They are crammed down your throat, if you live in Oklahoma. That is a good way to turn mild dislike into abject hatred.

I never feel like they are being crammed down my throat. If they come on I change the channel, or watch something else.

silverwheels
12/13/2010, 11:35 PM
Only thing I like about Dallas is their cheerleaders. Now matter how much the team sucks (which is never enough), those ladies are always on point.

texaspokieokie
12/14/2010, 11:19 AM
nothing like getting an autograph from the opposing QB who just smoked ur *** on national TV...only a Dallas player would be that stupid...

formerly played for Sooners.

texaspokieokie
12/14/2010, 11:26 AM
They are crammed down your throat, if you live in Oklahoma. That is a good way to turn mild dislike into abject hatred.

it's a little worse if you live in tx.

i don't hatem,but i love it when they lose.