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Czar Soonerov
5/25/2004, 03:15 PM
http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3189


Hard-core rapper Ice-T is grooming a new rapper, one that he says will astonish the rap world with his skills – David Hasselhoff.


Ice-T recently revealed that he and Hasselhoff, star of 80’s action television show “Knight Rider” and the worldwide hit “Bay Watch” are working on a rap album.


After striking up a friendship in Los Angeles due to the proximity of their residences, Ice-T agreed to produce Hasselhoff, who will reemerge as emcee "Hassel The Hoff."


"The man is a legend and we are going to show a whole new side of him," Ice-T told UK newspaper The Sun.


Hasselhoff, 51, is more than just a television actor. He is also a mega-star in Austria and Germany. He has released seven albums and the most recent, My America, went as high as #11 on the Austrian charts.


"The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humor," Ice-T said.


Hip-Hop has had an unofficial relationship with David Hasselhoff for numerous years. The theme music to “Knight Rider” has been sampled by various rappers over the years.

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yermom
5/25/2004, 03:19 PM
um, April 1st was almost 2 months ago...

Jimminy Crimson
5/25/2004, 03:20 PM
From rubbing ice cubes on his nipples, to having Ice-T produce his album, Hassel The Hoff is ICE COLD!

;)

crawfish
5/25/2004, 03:28 PM
http://webpages.charter.net/cjcmd/images/thehoff.jpg

Mjcpr
5/25/2004, 03:30 PM
What the.....??

How did SSA sneak in there?

Sexy Sooner Angel
5/25/2004, 03:42 PM
Mjcpr,

I'm everywhere baby!!

:D

Harry Beanbag
5/25/2004, 04:16 PM
http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

Jimminy Crimson
5/25/2004, 04:20 PM
http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

Please tell me thats not a real music video...

Oldnslo
5/25/2004, 05:50 PM
I.... can't .... stop this feeling...


HORK!

Jimminy Crimson
5/25/2004, 05:55 PM
http://www.pekin.k12.ia.us/images.hp/dancingbaby1.jpg

TrophyCollector
5/25/2004, 08:56 PM
http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

Wholly F*ck Sauce - that is funny!!!

afs
5/25/2004, 09:03 PM
it's never ending!!!

Eddie Money
5/26/2004, 06:29 AM
That is funny. Not sure if flying Hasselhoff, the child angels, or the fake Indiana Jones is funniest.

Czar Soonerov
7/5/2006, 05:06 PM
Dude is still calling himself "The Hoff." (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006300747,00.html)


Boozy star is Hoff his face


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By VIRGINIA WHEELER
BEER-swilling Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was booted out of Wimbledon because he was steaming drunk.

A guard led him from the tennis tournaments grounds after a series of clashes with security staff.

FIRST, the 53-year-old actor had a blazing row outside Centre Court. Guards would not let him in because he did not have a valid ticket.

THEN he was banned from press and players bars as he tried to get another drink.

Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: You should let me in. Do you know who I am? Im The Hoff.


Don't Hassel me ... The Hoff
Don't Hassel me ... The Hoff


The US star had his arm in a brace after severing a tendon in a hotel accident.

He was at Wimbledon on Monday with pal Michael Brandon, star of 80s cop show Dempsey and Makepeace.

Brandon eventually bought him a Centre Court ticket to see champ Roger Federer.


Hasselhoff, who played TV lifeguard Mitch Buchanan from 1989 to 2000, then downed beer after beer and was later seen staggering arm-in-arm with Brandon.

Security chiefs ordered Hoff out. One guard said: He was steaming drunk.

I'm hoff to read the related stories. :cool:

Czar Soonerov
7/5/2006, 05:07 PM
http://www.xionified.com/newtib/teh_hasselhoff.gif

/obligatory

Czar Soonerov
7/5/2006, 05:11 PM
heh

http://img427.imageshack.us/img427/3473/02005470858008ni.jpg

StoopTroup
7/5/2006, 05:19 PM
More stomach flu I'm sure...lol

http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/March2004_1.jpg