What's Your Favorite "Coaching Rumor" Cliche?

[wahoorob]

There are so many...but you just have to love the classics:

"I wouldn't be surprised if........"

or

"My wife/cousin/gynecologist has a sister/cousin/clone who works in the athletic department and says....."

[Soonerfan88]

I saw Coach X at airport/campus/restaurant/etc in Whatever City today so.....

[THE-JROD]

I talked to Coach ( ) and he told me..... :D

[Leroy Lizard]

I'm not sure I would call those cliches.

Here's mine:

"wants to prove himself on a higher level" (coaches are egotistical, but not that egotistical)

[SicEmBaylor]

"The golf courses at *** are better."

[opksooner]

"......and I'm at the point in life where I want to spend more time with my family....."

[BoulderSooner79]

It's being reported that ...

[boomerinhou]

"......... is the next up and coming assistant that will land at a big program."

:rolleyes:

[agoo758]

Come to the beaches.......come to the beaches......... come to the beaches!!!!!!

[3rdgensooner]

"He's ready to move on"

[mdklatt]

"Bob Stoops to _________"

[rainiersooner]

Don't neg me for this, but I have it on pretty good authority that....

[rainiersooner]

Hmmm, I'm not particularly interested in this thread, but I'd like to boost my post count.

[ouwasp]

"At the end of the day, it's a 70% chance that in all likelihood..." :rolleyes:

[Okie35]

"well sources tell us....", "we have inside information that...."

[budbarrybob]

Don't neg me for this, but I have it on pretty good authority that....

^^^ THIS!!

[budbarrybob]

I'm happy where I'm at....

[soonerduke]

Lane Kiffin will resign from USC and become the next Florida head coach.

[texaspokieokie]

Hmmm, I'm not particularly interested in this thread, but I'd like to boost my post count.

this is the winner !!!!!!!

[soonerlaw]

My favorite is the "The FAA flight data shows a plane leaving from ___ and landing in Norman on Monday."

[Thaumaturge]

"He's a powerful man. You know how I feel about men with power."