The Train is Now boarding

[olevetonahill]

Its the durnky town express.

h7_-N_zTJnk

[olevetonahill]

I have been sober for far to long now

[Flagstaffsooner]

Come on drunks, noobs welcome!

[soonerinkaty]

Is this the one time we are allowed to "officially" post drunk?

[olevetonahill]

Is this the one time we are allowed to "officially" post drunk?

You betcha, Its Olevet sanctioned :D

[olevetonahill]

Come on drunks, noobs welcome!

As long as they aint dooshes:rolleyes:

[Flagstaffsooner]

Is this the one time we are allowed to "officially" post drunk?

If the little sister click here bane you, you are welcome at http://www.olevetpossehideout.com/forums/index.php

[olevetonahill]

If the little sister click here bane you, you are welcome at http://www.olevetpossehideout.com/forums/index.php

Hes already there ya dumas :P

[Flagstaffsooner]

Hes already there ya dumas :P

Am I gonna have to whap you, hillbilly?:rolleyes:

[olevetonahill]

Am I gonna have to whap you, hillbilly?:rolleyes:

Brang it catfish:P

[Okla-homey]

I got my ticket and I'm riding first-class. Beyotches.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Hi Homey you yankee bastard.;)

[soonerinkaty]

If the little sister click here bane you, you are welcome at http://www.olevetpossehideout.com/forums/index.php

Ouch, that's a deep burn.

[olevetonahill]

Welcome Homester

[Okla-homey]

Hi Homey you yankee bastard.;)

I am not a Yankee you arse. I got an awesome Southern pedigree. I just think the a-holes running the Reb gubmint were, well, a-holes.

[olevetonahill]

Ya Dummy , Homester aint a Dayum Yankee , He a Dayum Yankee sympathizer:D

[delhalew]

I am not a Yankee you arse. I got an awesome Southern pedigree. I just think the a-holes running the Reb gubmint were, well, a-holes.

Homey is BONAFIDE:D
Get this gall darn train a rolling!

[Flagstaffsooner]

I am not a Yankee you arse. I got an awesome Southern pedigree. I just think the a-holes running the Reb gubmint were, well, a-holes.
And Abe Lincoln-obama was great, yuppa yankee.:P

[olevetonahill]

WE just sittin around the Drankin car waitin on mo passengers

[Flagstaffsooner]

Where are the n00bs. no fun pickin on old yankees.

[VeeJay]

I'm on but snuck on like that little goober on The Titanic. Bribed the conductor with a quart of rotgut likker. Not OVJ mind you. My stuff is run through a '66 Plymouth radiator.

[olevetonahill]

So then ya gots ya a 1ST class ticket huh ?

[VeeJay]

So then ya gots ya a 1ST class ticket huh ?

Nobody ever said cheatin' was wrong.

[olevetonahill]

Hey Flag
Ya reckon there will ever be another Drunky like My B-day drunky a few years ago?
That was a classic thread .

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

I am at the station, but I am getting on this train...
http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m610/brianpou/images.jpg

[VeeJay]

Is this the train we're on? Looks like we're headed for some fallopian tubes or sum'n!


http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/86236180.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=EDF6F2F4F969CEBDB32A6D577F2F5A1B35C4B3916144B015 9E67B4FD82B810E9E30A760B0D811297

[Flagstaffsooner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l38YXrGJxx0

[olevetonahill]

Is this the train we're on? Looks like we're headed for some fallopian tubes or sum'n!


http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/86236180.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=EDF6F2F4F969CEBDB32A6D577F2F5A1B35C4B3916144B015 9E67B4FD82B810E9E30A760B0D811297

Hell if I know yer linky no werky :rolleyes:

[Flagstaffsooner]

Hey Flag
Ya reckon there will ever be another Drunky like My B-day drunky a few years ago?
That was a classic thread .
Maybees lots of stored up drunkies!!!!!!:pop:

[VeeJay]

I been trying to work on it. Nothing to see here...move along......

:gary:

[Flagstaffsooner]

Just go fart and move along to the club car.

[olevetonahill]

Just go fart and move along to the club car.

I been a fartin ever since I got aboard

[VeeJay]

Just go fart and move along to the club car.

I cut one and they evacuated everybody - I got the bar to myself for a few minutes. This damn train is going about 60 and it's 30 outside and they opened all the windows. Ima freezing my arse off!! But I gots booze.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Well I got up this morning and got myself a beer..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwfmfMBLZiM

[Flagstaffsooner]

Prince Charley has joined us.

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/22/schenectady.jpg

[VeeJay]

He can act right when he wants to.

http://www.clarepeople.com/wordp5/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Prince-Charles.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Dont be the 1st to pass out :D
http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/eli-manning-drunk.jpg

[olevetonahill]

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/eli-manning-drunk.jpg

[Flagstaffsooner]

Not all of us have lead livers.

[olevetonahill]

That was posed to be this :O

http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/drunk-passed-out-pranks-bra-tampons1.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Not all of us have lead livers.

I thot i did but I dont, why i aint draNk much lately :mad:

[Tailwind]

Ok I'm here. Wheres my drink?

[olevetonahill]

Ok I'm here. Wheres my drink?

In the dayum drankin car
Pay Tention

[Tailwind]

Which way is it?

[Flagstaffsooner]

That's where my bra went.

[Tailwind]

Huh?

[Flagstaffsooner]

Ok I'm here. Wheres my drink?

Just pourred you one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSllNKhzKx8

[VeeJay]

Which way is it?

It's down there where somebody passed gas. It's prolly OK by now.

[Tailwind]

Thanks, can you send it over with one of the katz? :D

[Tailwind]

It's down there where somebody passed gas. It's prolly OK by now.

Ok, I'm right outside the door. The guys in hazmat suits are just leaving. :D

[olevetonahill]

Send em back in , I just cut another , Dayum beans

[THE-JROD]

Gives me a dayum beer! :D

[VeeJay]

That dayum booze in that bar will ne'er be the same. We may havta settle for somethin' bootlegged!

[Flagstaffsooner]

Thanks, can you send it over with one of the katz? :D

You know they never get past the sand volley ball thing in Ictchycoo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJzcF0v1eOE

[olevetonahill]

Gives me a dayum beer! :D

Yer the dayum nOOb here . You do the fetchin :P

[THE-JROD]

Yer the dayum nOOb here . You do the fetchin :P

I aint doin no fetchin fer my own fiance...let alone fer no body that needs a nipple fer there beer :D

[Tailwind]

You know they never get past the sand volley ball thing in Ictchycoo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJzcF0v1eOE

Crap, I forgot about that. :O

[Tailwind]

Guess I'll have to get my own then. :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

I aint doin no fetchin fer my own fiance...let alone fer no body that needs a nipple fer there beer :D

Uppity n00b, Bolivia?

[olevetonahill]

You know they never get past the sand volley ball thing in Ictchycoo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJzcF0v1eOE

Ya mentioned sand, He he, some day Ill get durnk enough to tell Yall the story of Lake Texoma, Lots of Booze, an indian chick, the Back of a car and sand :D :eek:

Good times

[olevetonahill]

Uppity n00b, Bolivia?

Thinkin about it :D

[SanJoaquinSooner]

As long as they aint dooshes:rolleyes:

haven't see jlew post in quite a spell.

[THE-JROD]

Dont think too hard vet, ur dayum brain cant handle too much of that shyt!

[olevetonahill]

haven't see jlew post in quite a spell.

Hey jaun , you bring the Mescal ?

[Flagstaffsooner]

Sand is what cats poop in.

[olevetonahill]

Sand is what cats poop in.

In certain cases it can help ya get "TRACTION" also :D

[delhalew]

I got a good start.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v653/delhalew/IMAG0022.jpg

[Flagstaffsooner]

We usw cinders ans juan brain cells here, both gritty.

[THE-JROD]

Definitely gotta look out fer the sand those durn crabs like to hide in..

[VeeJay]

Nobody needs traction as long as they're dug in their heels and just having the booze served to them. :)

[Tailwind]

Waitin for my wings to arrive.

[olevetonahill]

Nobody needs traction as long as they're dug in their heels and just having the booze served to them. :)

I aint near durnk enough to tell that story :P

[Flagstaffsooner]

Waitin for my wings to arrive.and no invite:mad:

[olevetonahill]

and no invite:mad:

Ima thinkin she passed and is a waitin on her Angel wings :eek:

[THE-JROD]

Ima thinkin she passed and is a waitin on her Angel wings :eek:

or her red wings :eek:

[Flagstaffsooner]

Ima thinkin she passed and is a waitin on her Angel wings :eek:No, I'd be hearing the snorining from across Itchycoo.

[Tailwind]

and no invite:mad:

You can come if ya wanna.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Its cold out there.

[Tailwind]

No, I'd be hearing the snorining from across Itchycoo.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Tailwind]

It's not that bad.

[olevetonahill]

You can come if ya wanna.


Its cold out there.

You two get a room and warm up :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

But there is a good movie on 45.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Somebody get me a damn Natty and tell me who we gonna send to Bolivia!!!

[Turd_Ferguson]

I'm watch'n a good movie and drank'n Colt 45.:eek:

[olevetonahill]

Somebody get me a damn Natty and tell me who we gonna send to Bolivia!!!

Its a Gawd dayum Turd sighting. Did ya excape the ATT prison ?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Its a Gawd dayum Turd sighting. Did ya excape the ATT prison ?Til tomorry a.m.:(

[Flagstaffsooner]

Helooooooooooooooooooooo Mr Turd!!!!

[Tailwind]

Hey Turd! Long time no see!

[VeeJay]

I ain't seen Turd in a month of Sundays'.

Wait - I unleashed one at work today. Gawd!

Wassup Turdster??

Dayum lush!

[olevetonahill]

Flag, Turd and I a waitin on some Hos :D
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/06/custom_1244470958399_the_hangover02.jpg

[Flagstaffsooner]

3 way?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Stacy's at work or with her boyfriend...can't remember witch...kiddo's are spending the night with other kiddo's. So, Ima tear it down. For a little while at least.

[Tailwind]

Good luck.:rolleyes:

[olevetonahill]

Til tomorry a.m.:(

Wut time AM ?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Wut time AM ?5 turdy.:D

[olevetonahill]

5 turdy.:D

Dayum , ya need to quit that werk **** and just be a durnk full time

[VeeJay]

Flag, Turd and I a waitin on some Hos :D
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/06/custom_1244470958399_the_hangover02.jpg

Heh. Teh ho's take a pass on that! :D

[Tailwind]

Whut movie is on 45?

[olevetonahill]

Heh. Teh ho's take a pass on that! :D

Hey we gets em durnk 1st
http://freeonlinegames.yamour.com/play-free-games/video_thumbnails/dancinghotel.jpg

[Flagstaffsooner]

Whut movie is on 45?1938 Christmas Carole. Just love that Scrooge. Too bad he turns out bad in the end.

[THE-JROD]

Not even xmas yet, and im already tired of dem dayum movies and music on the radio

[Tailwind]

Ah, yes. Didn't you just watch that the other day?

[olevetonahill]

Ah, yes. Didn't you just watch that the other day?

SHHH he gots the Old timers, he caint member shat :D

[VeeJay]

Hey we gets em durnk 1st
http://freeonlinegames.yamour.com/play-free-games/video_thumbnails/dancinghotel.jpg

It don't look like you's interested enough in the ho's to even get up and get to it. I'll brang ya'll one of those Miller Lite mini keg thingies. Hang on.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I've never watched Miracle on 34th...

[Tailwind]

me either.

[Turd_Ferguson]

me either.Maybe it's time for us to.

[Tailwind]

SHHH he gots the Old timers, he caint member shat :D

Some timers not old timers. I remember stuff sometimes.

[olevetonahill]

I've never watched Miracle on 34th...

Why would ya ?

[Tailwind]

Yeah, if it's on the right channel, i can. Anything above 50.

[Turd_Ferguson]

OV and Flag on a Natty run...:D:D:D

FmFovYnt6WU

[Tailwind]

Why not?

[olevetonahill]

Why not?

I wont cause i dont watch much TeeVee, let alone sappy shows :D

[Turd_Ferguson]

I always thought James was a pretty damn good actor.

[olevetonahill]

OV and Flag on a Natty run...:D:D:D

FmFovYnt6WU

Turd tryin to catch up with us

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[olevetonahill]

It don't look like you's interested enough in the ho's to even get up and get to it. I'll brang ya'll one of those Miller Lite mini keg thingies. Hang on.

Hell Bro we watchin and a drankin and a rootin em on .

[Tailwind]

Um...did everyone pass out?

[olevetonahill]

Um...did everyone pass out?

naw , on the phone
:D

[Tailwind]

Three way?

[Turd_Ferguson]

I need some nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so you can rest medicine...





(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRb7VlhulOx8gvWg6l-j_P5BB3kxnGXZycwHH2xmLq678ZTPUafEQ)

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Really?? I just got on the expresss and everybody passes out and freaking goes to sleep....wth is up with that?

[Tailwind]

Are you even old enough to drink? ;)

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Oh girlfriend.....ummmm, yeah. That's why I cant stand for people to call me Kimberly cause it sounds like a spoiled rotten 6 year old.

[Soonerus]

Yes...

[Turd_Ferguson]

I'm fixin to snack out with my cack out...

[Kimberlyz4OU]

I don't post a whole lot -- I'm wondering what it says about me that the last time I posted more that a comment or two was a drunkytown thread? Things that make you go hmmmmm. Rhetorical question; doesn't require a "Hi my name is _______________________" :)

[Turd_Ferguson]

Slim Shady???

[Tailwind]

I don't post a whole lot -- I'm wondering what it says about me that the last time I posted more that a comment or two was a drunkytown thread? Things that make you go hmmmmm. Rhetorical question; doesn't require a "Hi my name is _______________________" :)

Then why did you use Kimberle as your username? Ok, I'll call you Susie. :D

[Soonerus]

Who ???

[Turd_Ferguson]

Slim Shady!!

[Tailwind]

Who ???

What?

[Kimberlyz4OU]

yeah I use Kimberly so noone I know will know that it's me --- crazay,huh? Oh and Suzie Shady, that can be my new name :)

[Flagstaffsooner]

Three way?
Like you and the bikers.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Like you and the bikers.:mack:DAMN!!!

[Tailwind]

Like you and the bikers.

What bikers? *******

[Kimberlyz4OU]

:mack:DAMN!!!

:pop:

[Flagstaffsooner]

you know

[olevetonahill]

Three way?

not yet ]

[Kimberlyz4OU]

where's the next stop cause I reallly gottqaa pee!!!

[Tailwind]

you know
I have no idea what the **** youre talking about. Quit makin up ****.

[olevetonahill]

Oh girlfriend.....ummmm, yeah. That's why I cant stand for people to call me Kimberly cause it sounds like a spoiled rotten 6 year old.

So can I spank ya ?

[olevetonahill]

I don't post a whole lot -- I'm wondering what it says about me that the last time I posted more that a comment or two was a drunkytown thread? Things that make you go hmmmmm. Rhetorical question; doesn't require a "Hi my name is _______________________" :)

:D :D :D :D :hot:
signed the perv ;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

I have no idea what the **** youre talking about. klno better.
Quit makin up ****.we all

[olevetonahill]

where's the next stop cause I reallly gottqaa pee!!!

Hey we gots a Potty car on this thing

[olevetonahill]

I have no idea what the **** youre talking about. Quit makin up ****.

Hell the Bikers told ME how wild ya are :hot:

[Turd_Ferguson]

where's the next stop cause I reallly gottqaa pee!!!Just hang that damn thang off the caboose!!

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Hey Tailwind -- I think they are dreaming! :)

[delhalew]

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[Kimberlyz4OU]

I'm back now - hey that Potty car is N~i~C~E .....

[Turd_Ferguson]

I'm back now - hey that Potty car is N~i~C~E .....You better have lifted the seat back up!!

[OnlyOneOklahoma]

Just got home from two rounds of McNellie's OKC, separated by a triop to the OKC Museum of Art for a CHK IT XMas party.

I think I boarded this train at the exact time of the OP. (4:30)

[Kimberlyz4OU]

You better have lifted the seat back up!!

WHATEVS !

[Turd_Ferguson]

Listening to Flag and OV...

Two old men a fight'n...:D:D:D

6_07Okm-esQ

[Flagstaffsooner]

azzloe

[Turd_Ferguson]

azzloe:D:D:DWhat the hell is an azzloe?

[olevetonahill]

Listening to Flag and OV...

Two old men a fight'n...:D:D:D

6_07Okm-esQ

Turd trying to Find us :D

http://roadsafety.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pedestrian_drunk.jpg

[olevetonahill]

:D:D:DWhat the hell is an azzloe?

Roids hangin to the Ground :D

[Kimberlyz4OU]

you guys are cracking me smoov up.....I gotta head to the drink car; I'm thirsty! Who's buying? :)

[Turd_Ferguson]

you guys are cracking me smoov up.....I gotta head to the drink car; I'm thirsty! Who's buying? :)Tell'm to put it on my tab...

[Turd_Ferguson]

Turd trying to Find us :D

http://roadsafety.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pedestrian_drunk.jpg


I dropped my pencil azzloe!!

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Yay and the Thunder wins!!

[Soonerus]

Thunder up !!!

[olevetonahill]

So Flag, Turd an I are thru with our 3way call .
whos still here ?

[Kimberlyz4OU]

I'm here .... kinda. Watching some stupid movie with HORRIBLE acting and laughing my head off

[olevetonahill]

I'm here .... kinda. Watching some stupid movie with HORRIBLE acting and laughing my head off

So yer sayin they made a Movie of Flag, Turd and I talkin on a 3 way ?:eek:
:eek:

[sooner ngintunr]

http://www.cal-entertainment.com/images/three_redneck_tenors_w75g.jpg

[olevetonahill]

http://www.cal-entertainment.com/images/three_redneck_tenors_w75g.jpg

So ya wantin the Train to pick you and yer buddies up , the next round ?:D

[Blue]

Is this the Wiki-Train? I snuck on did beeeyotch.

[Blue]

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[olevetonahill]

Is this the Wiki-Train? I snuck on did beeeyotch.

No this is the Durnky Train , Pay tention .

[Blue]

gettin wiki-dtrunk. Its the new thing.

[Blue]

1tqxzWdKKu8

[Blue]

Who killed drunkytown?!?! Not me. Wiki did.

Lets get back to the party gents w/ this jam!

tbIBeEPZy8w

[sooner59]

So now im getting drunk to Whitney Houston? How many times is this going to happen this week? Geez...

[Blue]

So now im getting drunk to Whitney Houston? How many times is this going to happen this week? Geez...

lmao. :D

[Blue]

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[olevetonahill]

You can have it :cool:
Ima stay out of the More ignorant threads :rolleyes:

[Blue]

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THIS IS GOOD STUFF!

[yankee]

i'm lost. can someone point me to sobertown?

[1890MilesToNorman]

I see I missed the "pick on the dayum yankee" durnky train?? Friggin hillbillies!

[SanJoaquinSooner]

I got a good start.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v653/delhalew/IMAG0022.jpg

Marlboro Reds -- ya gotta change the gameplan before the chronic cough develops. Satan chose the color red for a reason.

[CrimsonKel]

hope it don't tump over