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Howzit
12/10/2010, 01:19 PM
I'm not saying it and you can't make me.

You'll have to ask Mjcpr.
BillyBall
12/10/2010, 01:23 PM
Heh...
homerSimpsonsBrain
12/10/2010, 01:23 PM
:O
So many answers and not one suitable for publication here.

:pop:
Mjcpr
12/10/2010, 01:29 PM
Does it have anything to do with a clitoris?
BillyBall
12/10/2010, 01:32 PM
Does it have anything to do with a clitoris?

Those are mythical.
Howzit
12/10/2010, 01:34 PM
like woman orgasms.
Jammin'
12/10/2010, 01:35 PM
This thread is retarded.
2121Sooner
12/10/2010, 01:38 PM
Does it have anything to do with a clitoris?


Difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
OKLA21FAN
12/10/2010, 01:43 PM
about 3 feet?
2121Sooner
12/10/2010, 02:05 PM
Difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?


A guy will spend 5 minutes looking for a golf ball......
Cheez-It
12/10/2010, 02:24 PM
Clitoris, Clitoris, Clitoris...God is a wonderful man!!
AlboSooner
12/10/2010, 02:32 PM
http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n501/billmilo/Sara-Palin-for-presidunt.png
SpankyNek
12/10/2010, 02:45 PM
The teeth in her mouth have a couple of fillings?
nmsoonergirl
12/10/2010, 02:48 PM
Howzit's back!
The
12/10/2010, 02:57 PM
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/4021/tumblrlbk6zk11ow1qe0eclu.gif
JohnnyMack
12/10/2010, 03:00 PM
I'd hit it.
The
12/10/2010, 03:01 PM
I'd hit it.

With a rusty shovel.
C&CDean
12/10/2010, 03:03 PM
With a rusty shovel.

Liar. You'd suck the sweet nectar outta either hole like a starving Biafran.
JohnnyMack
12/10/2010, 03:03 PM
With a rusty shovel.

You'd **** it. You'd savor it. You'd take pictures. You'd write a blog about it.
AlboSooner
12/10/2010, 03:05 PM
Hello (hello hello )
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
The
12/10/2010, 03:09 PM
What, yall like ugly fat chicks?

This thread makes a lot more sense now. (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=149034)
C&CDean
12/10/2010, 03:38 PM
What, yall like ugly fat chicks?

This thread makes a lot more sense now. (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=149034)

You'll notice I didn't post in that thread - unlike our known falsehooder claiming to be all pretty and smart and ****. Palin is far from perfect, but unless you're LAS (who has never hit anything <9.9 - at least in his mind), you'd hit it till you skint your dick and you know it.

The truth shall set you free.
The
12/10/2010, 03:47 PM
You'll notice I didn't post in that thread - unlike our known falsehooder claiming to be all pretty and smart and ****. Palin is far from perfect, but unless you're LAS (who has never hit anything <9.9 - at least in his mind), you'd hit it till you skint your dick and you know it.

The truth shall set you free.

Indeed.

Palin sans Professional PR team:

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1159/sarahpalin121698.jpg

Yall can keep fappin over slumpbusters.
C&CDean
12/10/2010, 03:50 PM
Meh. So she's chewing on a caramel early in the morning and some papparazi copped a crappy pic.

Trust me, you've done worse, and you're probably still doing worse.
The
12/10/2010, 03:54 PM
Meh. So she's chewing on a caramel early in the morning and some papparazi copped a crappy pic.

Trust me, you've done worse, and you're probably still doing worse.

Furk mang, I'm married. It's not my fault that as a member of the world's Genetic Elite, I must carry out the grim, thankless task of mating with a fellow Genetic Masterpiece, in order to perpetuate the Attractive Race.

It is a cumbersome burden.
JohnnyMack
12/10/2010, 03:54 PM
Indeed.

Palin sans Professional PR team:

Yall can keep fappin over slumpbusters.

That's a total falsehood. You name the celebrity you're currently covering yourself in skeet over and I'll show you a pic of her looking like a dog turd.

Fact remains that if this hit on you in a hotel bar after you'd had two Jack & Cokes you'd likely fire off a round in your trousers.

http://cnnpoliticalticker.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/t1larg-palin22.jpg

Add in the celebrity, trophy hunt factor and you'd hit it like the fist of angry god.
The
12/10/2010, 03:55 PM
That's a total falsehood. You name the celebrity you're currently covering yourself in skeet over and I'll show you a pic of her looking like a dog turd.

Fact remains that if this hit on you in a hotel bar after you'd had two Jack & Cokes you'd likely fire off a round in your trousers.

http://cnnpoliticalticker.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/t1larg-palin22.jpg

Add in the celebrity, trophy hunt factor and you'd hit it like the fist of angry god.


You just have low standards.

And I'm currently jerkin it to Thelma from Scooby Doo.
batonrougesooner
12/10/2010, 03:56 PM
both are fit for a penis?
batonrougesooner
12/10/2010, 03:57 PM
oh wait...you said difference.
JohnnyMack
12/10/2010, 04:05 PM
You just have low standards.

And I'm currently jerkin it to Thelma from Scooby Doo.

Play coy all you want. I'm right.
The
12/10/2010, 04:07 PM
Play coy all you want. I'm right.

Why is it so important to you that I think an elderly woman is unattractive?
homerSimpsonsBrain
12/10/2010, 04:11 PM
It's not my fault that as a member of the world's Genetic Elite ...


Genetic Elite. Heh. Says the guy with 4 chromosomes. Admit it. You'd eat a bucket of crap with a silver spoon just to drink Palins bathwater.
3rdgensooner
12/10/2010, 04:13 PM
Haha, you people are exuberant about this.
2121Sooner
12/10/2010, 04:16 PM
You just have low standards.

And I'm currently jerkin it to Thelma from Scooby Doo.


ROINKS RAGGY!!!!!
JohnnyMack
12/10/2010, 04:17 PM
Why is it so important to you that I think an elderly woman is unattractive?

Why is it so important that you maintain your young, dirty-lib street cred?
The
12/10/2010, 04:18 PM
Haha, you people are exuberant about this.

Yeah, it's pretty creepy. I wonder if they have shrines set up, along with the Sarah blow-up doll....

Dudes, she's hideous. If you like old, dumpy, orangutan faced chicks, then hey, that's cool. It's your penis.

I prefer attractive women. That's all. No big deal.
2121Sooner
12/10/2010, 04:21 PM
I prefer attractive women. That's all. No big deal.




Teh......I have a question and I want you to answer it honestly.






What if she was 12?
Howzit
12/10/2010, 04:23 PM
Can we please get back on the topic of the difference between Palin's mouth and her vagina, which i am not going to say and you can't make me?
JohnnyMack
12/10/2010, 04:38 PM
Howzit would let Palin use a strap on and plow his north 40.
yermom
12/10/2010, 04:53 PM
Yeah, it's pretty creepy. I wonder if they have shrines set up, along with the Sarah blow-up doll....

Dudes, she's hideous. If you like old, dumpy, orangutan faced chicks, then hey, that's cool. It's your penis.

I prefer attractive women. That's all. No big deal.

hawt.

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs466.snc3/25606_783276101347_9606538_43271580_2920659_n.jpg
Howzit
12/10/2010, 04:54 PM
Howzit would let Palin use a strap on and plow his north 40.If, in fact, that were correct, though I neither confirm or deny the assertion, wouldn't it technically be the South 40?
The
12/10/2010, 04:56 PM
hawt.

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs466.snc3/25606_783276101347_9606538_43271580_2920659_n.jpg


That's Mr Bills!
MamaMia
12/10/2010, 05:27 PM
She can make some funny faces and have some bad hair days, but she usually looks just fine and shes pretty most of the times that I've seen her on TV.
Howzit
12/10/2010, 08:14 PM
You're talking about her vagina. I know it.
KC//CRIMSON
12/10/2010, 09:07 PM
She can make some funny faces and have some bad hair days, but she usually looks just fine and shes pretty most of the times that I've seen her on TV.

http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Palin-3-invisible-dicks.jpg
Soonerus
12/10/2010, 09:14 PM
That's crude...
I Am Right
12/10/2010, 09:42 PM
I bet Palin can shoot better than most of you.
SpankyNek
12/10/2010, 10:34 PM
According to the other Palin thread I saw the answer is:

Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.

If any were in suspense.......














(It really felt wrong to type that)
soonercruiser
12/10/2010, 10:56 PM
This thread is retarded.

The people that answer this thread ARE RETARDED!
Beef
12/10/2010, 11:27 PM
The p[eople that answer this thread ARE RETARDED!

In! [hairGel]
3rdgensooner
12/10/2010, 11:28 PM
That's crude...Weird, given the subject line.
Beef
12/10/2010, 11:31 PM
According to the other Palin thread I saw the answer is:

Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.
Howzit came out of her vagina? That damn liar told me he came into her vagina.
Howzit
12/11/2010, 11:59 AM
In! [hairGel]

:les: IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!1
StoopTroup
12/11/2010, 12:33 PM
Indeed.

Palin sans Professional PR team:

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1159/sarahpalin121698.jpg

Yall can keep fappin over slumpbusters.

Was she in the Army?
C&CDean
12/11/2010, 06:19 PM
No, but the Army has been in her...

I'll be here all week...
usaosooner
12/11/2010, 06:29 PM
theres more hair above her mouth than above her vayjaja
2121Sooner
12/11/2010, 06:48 PM
Weird, given the subject line.


I come to notice that there are some people that are really sensitive here.
KC//CRIMSON
12/11/2010, 10:03 PM
I bet Palin can shoot better than most of you.

and you would lose that bet, clown pants.


Sarah Palin the TV Star Exposes Sarah Palin the Fake Hunter

HW0Xx4DXkYk
DCSooner
12/12/2010, 10:05 PM
Mmmmm Beef.
2121Sooner
12/12/2010, 11:01 PM
According to the other Palin thread I saw the answer is:

Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.

If any were in suspense.......


(It really felt wrong to type that)


uh oh Spanky, you are gonna tick off a whole lot of pusses on this board. Prepare for the hate spek from people that have told a ton of racist jokes to their friends, but on here they are the white fuggin knights of Soonerfans.


Enjoy the "you're a dooshbag" and all the other crap coming your way from a whole bunch of hypocrites.