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homerSimpsonsBrain
12/10/2010, 11:20 AM
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

No really. What do you call her? Cuz I got nuthin
OKLA21FAN
12/10/2010, 11:21 AM
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

No really. What do you call her? Cuz I got nuthin

a human with pegs!
KantoSooner
12/10/2010, 11:23 AM
Eilene?

Best I could do on short notice.
homerSimpsonsBrain
12/10/2010, 11:58 AM
Football mods are cranky today :) They moved all the copycats over here.

So what do you call a Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other Kanto?
2121Sooner
12/10/2010, 12:10 PM
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?


Consuelo. (yeah....go ahead and sound it out a few times and then laugh)



Like a joke grenade.
Oldnslo
12/10/2010, 12:44 PM
If she's oriental, Irene.
homerSimpsonsBrain
12/10/2010, 12:48 PM
We have a winnah!! Czech is in the male
BetterSoonerThanLater
12/10/2010, 03:15 PM
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the bathroom?
saucysoonergal
12/10/2010, 03:20 PM
John?
saucysoonergal
12/10/2010, 03:21 PM
Why do you call a guy boiling in a pot with carrots and potatoes?
homerSimpsonsBrain
12/10/2010, 03:59 PM
Why do you call a guy boiling in a pot with carrots and potatoes?

after a couple of hours? Delicious.

:D

A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day, enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops. "You poor man," she says. "I bet you've never been kissed have you?"

The man has to admit, no, he never has, so she bends down and plants a good one right on the mouth.

A few minutes later, another gorgeous babe walks up. "You look like you need a hug," she says.

He agrees that would be nice, she gives him a great one, and walks away.

A few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous girl walks by. She stops, a sultry smile on her face and looks down at him.

"Mister," she says, "Have you ever been screwed?"

"No," he says with a hopeful grin.

"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in."
AlbqSooner
12/10/2010, 08:48 PM
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

In New Mexico you look at her and say, "Eeee - not even"
BigBoomerInBigD
12/10/2010, 08:49 PM
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
BigBoomerInBigD
12/10/2010, 09:13 PM
........................................Russell
Ctina
12/11/2010, 07:24 AM
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the bathroom?

Matt



What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the lake?
Ctina
12/12/2010, 12:14 AM
Matt



What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the lake?


The answer is Bob.. I obviously stumped you all. (no pun intended) :P
GKeeper316
12/12/2010, 12:36 AM
guy with no arms and no legs...

hanging on a wall? art
being pulled behind a boat? skip
on a doorstep? matt
in a hole? phil
in a pool? bob
boiling in a pot with carrots and potatoes? stu
RocketDad
12/12/2010, 01:36 AM
Two guys with no arms and no legs that hang from the window?

Curt and Rod

Guy with no arms and no legs that lays on your grill?

Frank
And his GF is named Patty