Pimps don't cry

[stoops the eternal pimp]

They never shed a tear.

[Howzit]

Except after sex.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Or when they smash their thumb really really hard.

[JohnnyMack]

Or if they wipe their *** and forget they have a rubber band around their wrist.

[AlboSooner]

or when they do that "I have a bummed ankle" walk, and in the process really do bum their ankle.

[AlboSooner]

or when they mess with the wrong black belt karate master
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[Jammin']

The thread title made me think of this book. I've adjusted the wording to be thread appropriate. (On Edit: if you don't have kids, this may not make sense. Hell, even if you do it may not.)

How does a pimp say nighty-night, when a bitch comes in with a roll that is light?

Do they slam their fist and pout?
Do they throw their bitches all about?

Do they punch a hole in the door and shout I wanna slap one bitch more?
Does a pimp, ****in' ROAR?

How does a pimp say nighty-night, when a ho comes up with dimebag that's light?

Does he swing his dick from side to side?
Does he up and demand a bareback ride?

Does he cuss, does he punch, does he bite, does he sigh?
Does he pull her around by the hair til she cries?

Yes, they do. You know pimps don't cry.

They give a big kick, then turn out the light.
They take out their dick, and whisper "suck it right".

They give a big nut, then one kick more.
Good night, Good night you ****ing whore.

[C&CDean]

Or when the velcro on their pimp hat sticks to their nappy head.

[OUthunder]

Unless they don't get paid.

[3rdgensooner]

Chuck Norris would make a pimp cry.

[dolemitesooner]

never

[Howzit]

never

When they get beer caps spit in their eye.

[C&CDean]

never

When they drink OVJ.

[2121Sooner]

Chuck Norris would make a pimp cry.


Chuck Norris made a pimp cry and thus Gary Coleman was born.

[NormanPride]

After watching "The Piano" on one of those lonely days.

[saucysoonergal]

Make him watch the scene at the funeral in Steel Magnolias, he'll cry I betcha.

[3rdgensooner]

That Lee Corso tribute would have the pimp blubbering like a baby.

[2121Sooner]

Hey dad......you wanna have a catch?

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[olevetonahill]

When they drink OVJ.

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[stoops the eternal pimp]

Dean better have my money
Through rain, sleet, or snow
Dean better have my money
Not half, not some, but all my cash
Cause if he don't,
I'm gonna put my foot in his ***.

[saucysoonergal]

Dean better have my money
Through rain, sleet, or snow
Dean better have my money
Not half, not some, but all my cash
Cause if he don't,
I'm gonna put my foot in his ***.

Dean takes craps bigger than you. ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

my crap is bigger....he craps priority mail, i dump out texas lineman

[3rdgensooner]

i dump out texas lineman
With sticks for legs?

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