Quick! Give me a Mack joke

[BigTip]

A guy just told me "What do Stoops and marijuana have in common? They both get smoked in a bowl."

This is a * fan saying this! This is a great year to be a Sooner fan here in Austin. I don't have to put up with this crap this year.

Help!

[jiminy]

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[jiminy]

What does * and steak sauce have in common?
http://www.roundeyesupply.com/v/vspfiles/photos/DE342458-1.jpg

[BigTip]

Punch line!!


please

[sooner59]

Just say, "Yeah, bowl season sure sucks doesn't it?"

[sooner ngintunr]

Punch line!!


please

5 and 7.

[ATX Sooner]

what's the difference between mack brown and tomato soup?

tomato soup is in a bowl.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Greg Davis.

(Look, you guys keep lobbing these at me and I'm going to keep smashing them over the fence.)

[tcrb]

Mack Brown was paid $5M last year....$1M per win. Does that mean he'd go undefeated if he got a $7M raise?

[anglachel]

Mack dies and goes to heaven. He is shown to his house by St. Peter. It's a nice house, brick with a white picket fence and a UT flag hanging from the quaint front porch. He looks across the street and sees a gigantic mansion with a huge OU flag flying from a 100' pole. Mack asks St. Peter how come Bob Stoops gets the huge mansion when all he gets is the little house. St Peter replies "That's not Bob's house, that's God's house".

[Mark_in_Tulsa]

Mack says to his wife " I bet you can't say something to me that would make me happy and sad at the same time. She paused for a bit and said, "Your penis is bigger than everyone else on the team."

[agoo758]

Mack dies and goes to heaven. He is shown to his house by St. Peter. It's a nice house, brick with a white picket fence and a UT flag hanging from the quaint front porch. He looks across the street and sees a gigantic mansion with a huge OU flag flying from a 100' pole. Mack asks St. Peter how come Bob Stoops gets the huge mansion when all he gets is the little house. St Peter replies "That's not Bob's house, that's God's house, Stoops' mansion is down the block".


FIFY

[Tigeman]

Yep, I'm sticking w/ along the same lines that sooner59 said in no uncertain terms...

You may set up w/ a joke from above but then say...
"But you know, your right.... it does suck going to a bowl huh?"

[47straight]

How about "What do Stoops and marijuana have in common?"

At least they're both in a bowl, period.

[A Sooner in Texas]

Mack dies and goes to heaven. He is shown to his house by St. Peter. It's a nice house, brick with a white picket fence and a UT flag hanging from the quaint front porch. He looks across the street and sees a gigantic mansion with a huge OU flag flying from a 100' pole. Mack asks St. Peter how come Bob Stoops gets the huge mansion when all he gets is the little house. St Peter replies "That's not Bob's house, that's God's house, Stoops' mansion is bigger."

FIFY2

[SoonerSnook]

Show this picture....

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/156178/u4gbb.jpg

[Okie35]

Show this picture....

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/156178/u4gbb.jpg

I just laughed really loud.

[Sooner_Tuf]

"We must protect the DKR House"

There is hours and hours of laughter right there.

[OUstud]

UCLA, Iowa State, Baylor. ****ing WOOF.

[yermom]

how does it feel to take Baylor's place in the conference?

Baylor.

[soonercastor]

what's the difference between mack brown and tomato soup?

tomato soup is in a bowl.

DING DING DING

[finster]

http://i52.tinypic.com/wlchm0.jpg

[Soonermagik]

I'm betting that joke won't be relevant after the Uconn game. Actually, that will put them on a 2 bowl game winning streak.

[Landthief 1972]

Ask them if Mack Brown will fly down to prep for the Holiday Bowl the on the 22nd, out of habit.

[unbiasedtruth]

show them shaggybevo's "muderer row" pic

ksu, isu and baylor.....

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Whip out your meat and say, "Here's to good friends. Tonight is kinda special." Then crack open a delicious Lowenbrau as he goes to town.

[SoonerPr8r]

Mack Brown.








Did I win?

[Soonersince57]

I had a comment thrown at me something like "Who is Connecticut? A high school team?" And I said, "Maybe so, but I bet they would win in Austin."

[Jason]

Oh yeah, we'll the jerk store called...

[Jello Biafra]

go back to 5th grade on him

one good cut down deserves another,
between my legs hangs yer mother.

[badger]

Don't joke or anything - just seriously thank him for his team being our fifth win this year.

...Then ask him if he's thanked any Florida Atlantic fans for being their fifth win.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Then punch him in his gay whorn face.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Ask him if is vag is hurting.

[KantoSooner]

I'd just look at him for a minute then maybe put an arm around his shoulders and say, 'I know it hurts. But, you're Texas and we're Oklahoma. We know you'll be back, someday. It'll just take a little time is all. Be strong. However long it takes. I'm there for you; whenever it all feels like it's just too much. I'm there for you. Don't worry. You'll qualify for bowl games again. In the future. You'll even win them again. In the future. And championships, too! It might take a long, long time; but you'll get there. Stick to it! You can do it. We know you can.'

[cjames317]

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

"Call me nuts, but Greg, you gotta go."

[tcrb]

Hell, Mack is the joke.

[madillsoonerfan5353]

He coaches a football program out of Austin, TX! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA A FOOTBALL PROGRAM?????? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


:gary:

[NMSooner'80]

Not really a joke, other than the laughs it gives me to type - but Mack won one more game (5) than what his preseason Sports Illustrated ranking (4) was for this season.

[BoomerJack]

Q: What do Billy Graham and Mack Brown have in common?

A: Both can make a football stadium full of people stand up and say, "JESUS CHRIST!!"

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Isn't there a pick of Mack with his mouth herpes?

[OUmillenium]

Even with the exit of Greg Davis, the village of Austin has no shortage of idiots.

[olevetonahill]

Hell, Mack is the joke.

THIS :D