View Full Version : Why the **** didn't one of you...
JohnnyMack
12/8/2010, 03:25 PM
...tell me there's a ****ing lesbian sex scene between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in the new Black Swan movie?
I mean ****!
3rdgensooner
12/8/2010, 03:28 PM
I'm not into lesbians.
I'm not into lesbians.
Yet, you are into succinctness. Odd.
soonerbrat
12/8/2010, 03:30 PM
I'm not into lesbians.
me either.
ahem
sparkly good smelling strippers
soonerbrat
12/8/2010, 03:32 PM
she wasn't a lesbian.
soonerinkaty
12/8/2010, 03:52 PM
Boner.
Howzit
12/8/2010, 03:55 PM
I am not a lesbian, but I am willing to tuck and pretend.
SanJoaquinSooner
12/8/2010, 03:57 PM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/193458/NATALIE-PORTMAN-MILA-KUNIS-KISS.jpg
JohnnyMack
12/8/2010, 04:05 PM
I am not a lesbian, but I am willing to tuck and pretend.
I'd **** me. I'd **** me so hard.
Jammin'
12/8/2010, 04:06 PM
I miss stevo.
soonerinkaty
12/8/2010, 04:11 PM
I am not a lesbian, but I am willing to tuck and pretend.
Reminds me of a drunken episode with my friends.
I'll let your imagination do the rest.
SanJoaquinSooner
12/8/2010, 04:12 PM
I miss stevo.
when did she die?
when did she die?
Years ago. All that is left is a cheescake devouring hull.
Fraggle145
12/8/2010, 04:18 PM
Boner. :O
Jammin'
12/8/2010, 04:20 PM
I tried.
Veritas
12/8/2010, 04:22 PM
I like girl on girl as much as the next guy, but neither of those gals does much for me.
I like girl on girl as much as the next guy, but neither of those gals does much for me.
http://blog.al.com/regscoffeehouse/2008/07/medium_40-year-old-virgin.jpg
Howzit
12/8/2010, 04:42 PM
I'd **** me. I'd **** me so hard.
<dancing all silence-of-the-lamb-sey-like> Johnny Mack </dancing all silence-of-the-lamb-sey-like>
usaosooner
12/8/2010, 04:50 PM
http://blog.al.com/regscoffeehouse/2008/07/medium_40-year-old-virgin.jpg
THIS a 1000x THIS :gary:
***NSFW***
Great Moments in the History of Natalie Portman's ***. (http://www.brobible.com/story/the-greatest-moments-in-the-history-of-natalie-portmans-***)
***NSFW***
Well, you can figure the last word in the URL out on your own.
soonerinkaty
12/8/2010, 05:01 PM
Your Highness looks allsome.
Your Highness looks allsome.
DeNed.
soonerinkaty
12/8/2010, 05:03 PM
English, do you speak it?
English, do you speak it?
Looking deeper, can you do it?
soonerinkaty
12/8/2010, 05:04 PM
Going deeper, can you feel it?
Going deeper, can you feel it?
Is it in yet?
soonerinkaty
12/8/2010, 05:06 PM
Your vagina, it is loose.
Your vagina, it is loose.
Your penis, it is flaccid and puny.
soonerinkaty
12/8/2010, 05:11 PM
Your butthole, it is a better fit.
3rdgensooner
12/8/2010, 05:11 PM
So this thread devolved from lesbian talk to gay talk.
soonerinkaty
12/8/2010, 05:12 PM
Taste the rainbow.
So this thread devolved from lesbian talk to gay talk.
DeNed. By someone named Katy.
soonerinkaty
12/8/2010, 05:17 PM
I just wanted to get your cookies.
I just wanted to get your cookies.
You could have asked. I would have had GGG bake you up a nice plate.
yermom
12/8/2010, 06:40 PM
http://blog.al.com/regscoffeehouse/2008/07/medium_40-year-old-virgin.jpg
i'd like to reiterate this.
btk108
12/8/2010, 06:48 PM
this thread is worthless without pics
OUinFLA
12/8/2010, 06:55 PM
So this thread devolved from lesbian talk to gay talk.
welcome to the real South Oval.
Aren't you glad you switched boards?
soonerinkaty
12/8/2010, 07:30 PM
this thread is worthless without pics
That's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off.
Boomer_Sooner_sax
12/8/2010, 07:42 PM
I am all for this!
Collier11
1/6/2011, 10:41 PM
Great, hot, really weird movie
rekamrettuB
1/7/2011, 09:44 AM
Awesome!!! My wife wants to see that. Man I could get some brownie points by taking her to this one. I usually nix the chick flicks and tell her to take a friend.
waynepayne
1/8/2011, 11:19 AM
Awesome!!! My wife wants to see that. Man I could get some brownie points by taking her to this one. I usually nix the chick flicks and tell her to take a friend.
Oh like hell you do Butter. You know you go see them with her and love every minute of it ;)
rekamrettuB
1/8/2011, 12:12 PM
Oh like hell you do Butter. You know you go see them with her and love every minute of it ;)
Hey...you been stalking me again?
85Sooner
1/8/2011, 12:43 PM
I'm a male lesbian. always felt safer around a girls bike.
sooner ngintunr
1/8/2011, 01:14 PM
Can't be as good as Mulholland Drive.
waynepayne
1/8/2011, 01:19 PM
Hey...you been stalking me again?
who said I stopped?
topdaug
1/9/2011, 02:37 AM
Great, hot, really weird movie
Agreed...still trying to figure out what exactly happened...
Awesome!!! My wife wants to see that. Man I could get some brownie points by taking her to this one. I usually nix the chick flicks and tell her to take a friend.
It's Darren Aronofsky...it's not a chick flick...your wife may want to see it for the ballet stuff, but really, it is only one part of a severe mindfvck...that's Aronofsky's style (a la Requiem for a Dream, Pi)...
Collier11
1/9/2011, 02:41 AM
Agreed...still trying to figure out what exactly happened...
The movie was basically about her obsession with being the perfect ballerina, once she was finally able to let go and do the role perfectly it killed her...the whole movie was a giant metaphor I thought
topdaug
1/9/2011, 02:47 AM
The movie was basically about her obsession with being the perfect ballerina, once she was finally able to let go and do the role perfectly it killed her...the whole movie was a giant metaphor I thought
I got that...but it was tough to decipher which all interactions actually occurred...I don't want to spoil it for some of those who haven't seen the movie, but there are some interactions I just question...it was sometimes hard to decipher between what was part of her fantasy and what actually did occur (for example, what happened to Beth McIntire?)...
Collier11
1/9/2011, 03:11 PM
yea I got ya there
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.1 Copyright © 2024 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.