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JohnnyMack

12/8/2010, 03:25 PM

...tell me there's a ****ing lesbian sex scene between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in the new Black Swan movie?

I mean ****!

3rdgensooner

12/8/2010, 03:28 PM

I'm not into lesbians.

The

12/8/2010, 03:29 PM

I'm not into lesbians.

Yet, you are into succinctness. Odd.

soonerbrat

12/8/2010, 03:30 PM

I'm not into lesbians.

me either.

Fugue

12/8/2010, 03:30 PM

ahem

sparkly good smelling strippers

soonerbrat

12/8/2010, 03:32 PM

she wasn't a lesbian.

soonerinkaty

12/8/2010, 03:52 PM

Boner.

Howzit

12/8/2010, 03:55 PM

I am not a lesbian, but I am willing to tuck and pretend.

SanJoaquinSooner

12/8/2010, 03:57 PM

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/193458/NATALIE-PORTMAN-MILA-KUNIS-KISS.jpg

JohnnyMack

12/8/2010, 04:05 PM

I am not a lesbian, but I am willing to tuck and pretend.

I'd **** me. I'd **** me so hard.

Jammin'

12/8/2010, 04:06 PM

I miss stevo.

soonerinkaty

12/8/2010, 04:11 PM

I am not a lesbian, but I am willing to tuck and pretend.

Reminds me of a drunken episode with my friends.

I'll let your imagination do the rest.

SanJoaquinSooner

12/8/2010, 04:12 PM

I miss stevo.

when did she die?

The

12/8/2010, 04:16 PM

when did she die?

Years ago. All that is left is a cheescake devouring hull.

Fraggle145

12/8/2010, 04:18 PM

Boner. :O

Jammin'

12/8/2010, 04:20 PM

I tried.

Veritas

12/8/2010, 04:22 PM

I like girl on girl as much as the next guy, but neither of those gals does much for me.

The

12/8/2010, 04:26 PM

I like girl on girl as much as the next guy, but neither of those gals does much for me.
http://blog.al.com/regscoffeehouse/2008/07/medium_40-year-old-virgin.jpg

Howzit

12/8/2010, 04:42 PM

I'd **** me. I'd **** me so hard.

<dancing all silence-of-the-lamb-sey-like> Johnny Mack </dancing all silence-of-the-lamb-sey-like>

usaosooner

12/8/2010, 04:50 PM

http://blog.al.com/regscoffeehouse/2008/07/medium_40-year-old-virgin.jpg

THIS a 1000x THIS :gary:

The

12/8/2010, 04:55 PM

***NSFW***
Great Moments in the History of Natalie Portman's ***. (http://www.brobible.com/story/the-greatest-moments-in-the-history-of-natalie-portmans-***)
***NSFW***

The

12/8/2010, 05:00 PM

Well, you can figure the last word in the URL out on your own.

soonerinkaty

12/8/2010, 05:01 PM

Your Highness looks allsome.

The

12/8/2010, 05:02 PM

Your Highness looks allsome.

DeNed.

soonerinkaty

12/8/2010, 05:03 PM

English, do you speak it?

The

12/8/2010, 05:04 PM

English, do you speak it?

Looking deeper, can you do it?

soonerinkaty

12/8/2010, 05:04 PM

Going deeper, can you feel it?

The

12/8/2010, 05:05 PM

Going deeper, can you feel it?

Is it in yet?

soonerinkaty

12/8/2010, 05:06 PM

Your vagina, it is loose.

The

12/8/2010, 05:08 PM

Your vagina, it is loose.

Your penis, it is flaccid and puny.

soonerinkaty

12/8/2010, 05:11 PM

Your butthole, it is a better fit.

3rdgensooner

12/8/2010, 05:11 PM

So this thread devolved from lesbian talk to gay talk.

soonerinkaty

12/8/2010, 05:12 PM

Taste the rainbow.

The

12/8/2010, 05:13 PM

So this thread devolved from lesbian talk to gay talk.

DeNed. By someone named Katy.

soonerinkaty

12/8/2010, 05:17 PM

I just wanted to get your cookies.

The

12/8/2010, 05:20 PM

I just wanted to get your cookies.

You could have asked. I would have had GGG bake you up a nice plate.

yermom

12/8/2010, 06:40 PM

http://blog.al.com/regscoffeehouse/2008/07/medium_40-year-old-virgin.jpg

i'd like to reiterate this.

btk108

12/8/2010, 06:48 PM

this thread is worthless without pics

OUinFLA

12/8/2010, 06:55 PM

So this thread devolved from lesbian talk to gay talk.

welcome to the real South Oval.
Aren't you glad you switched boards?

soonerinkaty

12/8/2010, 07:30 PM

this thread is worthless without pics

That's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

Boomer_Sooner_sax

12/8/2010, 07:42 PM

I am all for this!

Collier11

1/6/2011, 10:41 PM

Great, hot, really weird movie

rekamrettuB

1/7/2011, 09:44 AM

Awesome!!! My wife wants to see that. Man I could get some brownie points by taking her to this one. I usually nix the chick flicks and tell her to take a friend.

waynepayne

1/8/2011, 11:19 AM

Awesome!!! My wife wants to see that. Man I could get some brownie points by taking her to this one. I usually nix the chick flicks and tell her to take a friend.

Oh like hell you do Butter. You know you go see them with her and love every minute of it ;)

rekamrettuB

1/8/2011, 12:12 PM

Oh like hell you do Butter. You know you go see them with her and love every minute of it ;)

Hey...you been stalking me again?

85Sooner

1/8/2011, 12:43 PM

I'm a male lesbian. always felt safer around a girls bike.

sooner ngintunr

1/8/2011, 01:14 PM

Can't be as good as Mulholland Drive.

waynepayne

1/8/2011, 01:19 PM

Hey...you been stalking me again?

who said I stopped?

topdaug

1/9/2011, 02:37 AM

Great, hot, really weird movie

Agreed...still trying to figure out what exactly happened...

Awesome!!! My wife wants to see that. Man I could get some brownie points by taking her to this one. I usually nix the chick flicks and tell her to take a friend.

It's Darren Aronofsky...it's not a chick flick...your wife may want to see it for the ballet stuff, but really, it is only one part of a severe mindfvck...that's Aronofsky's style (a la Requiem for a Dream, Pi)...

Collier11

1/9/2011, 02:41 AM

Agreed...still trying to figure out what exactly happened...

The movie was basically about her obsession with being the perfect ballerina, once she was finally able to let go and do the role perfectly it killed her...the whole movie was a giant metaphor I thought

topdaug

1/9/2011, 02:47 AM

The movie was basically about her obsession with being the perfect ballerina, once she was finally able to let go and do the role perfectly it killed her...the whole movie was a giant metaphor I thought

I got that...but it was tough to decipher which all interactions actually occurred...I don't want to spoil it for some of those who haven't seen the movie, but there are some interactions I just question...it was sometimes hard to decipher between what was part of her fantasy and what actually did occur (for example, what happened to Beth McIntire?)...