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Is the suxor. Especially when it hits every 30 minutes. I'd trade my left testicle right now for a firm poop.
Mississippi Sooner
12/8/2010, 10:34 AM
Exits with a force that puts regular pee to shame.
And stinks something awful. Like a dead raccoon.
stoops the eternal pimp
12/8/2010, 10:43 AM
hopefully the toilet paper isn't feeling like sandpaper about now
hopefully the toilet paper isn't feeling like sandpaper about now
Not yet. I'm using the Aloe Lotion TP. As runny as this mess is, I really ought to be using a sponge.
Adrian
12/8/2010, 10:53 AM
Does Dallas Sooner post over here? Seems like she would like you to share this info...
Does Dallas Sooner post over here? Seems like she would like you to share this info...
I love the fact that she could never figure out how to use the Ignore User function.
Good times!
Harry Beanbag
12/8/2010, 11:00 AM
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saucysoonergal
12/8/2010, 11:04 AM
Sometimes I get rilly sad when I click on certain threads. This is one of those times.
yermom
12/8/2010, 11:14 AM
i may have brought this back from Austin or Dallas or Stillwater or something
last week was not fun
stoops the eternal pimp
12/8/2010, 11:17 AM
I had this a couple of weeks ago..I took a couple of percosets and it stopped...and then I pooped a brick
Jammin'
12/8/2010, 11:20 AM
Butt pee > semi-constipation dump. (the kind where you have to go back to wipe again 10 mins later and possibly throw your drawers out)
Mississippi Sooner
12/8/2010, 11:23 AM
I had this a couple of weeks ago..I took a couple of percosets and it stopped...and then I pooped a brick
Oxycodone = 1lb of cheese per pill.
Oldnslo
12/8/2010, 11:43 AM
Do NOT trust a fart.
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Just got back, but forgot my phone.
Imagine pouring a full pot of coffee into the toilet.
NormanPride
12/8/2010, 12:02 PM
Well, not getting that cup of coffee anymore.
hipsterdoofus
12/8/2010, 12:21 PM
It just doesn't feel right for liquid to be coming out that way...I'm guessing an enema would feel similar to butt pee....
Jammin'
12/8/2010, 12:23 PM
Well, not getting that cup of coffee anymore.
I recommend never getting THAT cup of coffee.
saucysoonergal
12/8/2010, 12:23 PM
I recommend never getting THAT cup of coffee.
two Tulsans one cup
soonercruiser
12/8/2010, 12:28 PM
"A cork in time, saves nine"
(Kopectate)
Collier11
12/8/2010, 12:34 PM
I woke up this morning and I sh*t a squirrel, damndest thing of it is, Im sitting here in my office with this sh*t covered squirrel and I dont know what to name it
Jammin'
12/8/2010, 12:36 PM
I have a cat named squirrel.
I woke up this morning and I sh*t a squirrel, damndest thing of it is, Im sitting here in my office with this sh*t covered squirrel and I dont know what to name it
Steve.
NormanPride
12/8/2010, 12:42 PM
I woke up this morning and I sh*t a squirrel, damndest thing of it is, Im sitting here in my office with this sh*t covered squirrel and I dont know what to name it
why would you **** in your office
Collier11
12/8/2010, 12:42 PM
Have you ever sh*t a squirrel? I really didnt have a choice
saucysoonergal
12/8/2010, 12:43 PM
Have you ever sh*t a squirrel? I really didnt have a choice
You're doing it wrong. Tell STEP not to do that to you.
You're doing it wrong. Tell STEP not to do that to you.
Sometimes, gerbils just aren't big enough to get the job done anymore.
Collier11
12/8/2010, 12:45 PM
squirrels are more about the nuts than gerbils
Collier11
12/8/2010, 12:46 PM
and im ashamed for you all for not recognizing an amazing Anchorman quote
Mississippi Sooner
12/8/2010, 12:46 PM
Mathis Brothers on line 3!
and im ashamed for you all for not recognizing an amazing Anchorman quote
I hate Wil Farrel.
Jammin'
12/8/2010, 12:50 PM
I hate Shamp
NormanPride
12/8/2010, 12:56 PM
I love Lamp
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