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The
12/8/2010, 10:25 AM
Is the suxor. Especially when it hits every 30 minutes. I'd trade my left testicle right now for a firm poop.

Mississippi Sooner
12/8/2010, 10:34 AM
Exits with a force that puts regular pee to shame.

The
12/8/2010, 10:35 AM
And stinks something awful. Like a dead raccoon.

stoops the eternal pimp
12/8/2010, 10:43 AM
hopefully the toilet paper isn't feeling like sandpaper about now

The
12/8/2010, 10:45 AM
hopefully the toilet paper isn't feeling like sandpaper about now

Not yet. I'm using the Aloe Lotion TP. As runny as this mess is, I really ought to be using a sponge.

Adrian
12/8/2010, 10:53 AM
Does Dallas Sooner post over here? Seems like she would like you to share this info...

The
12/8/2010, 10:55 AM
Does Dallas Sooner post over here? Seems like she would like you to share this info...

I love the fact that she could never figure out how to use the Ignore User function.

Good times!

Harry Beanbag
12/8/2010, 11:00 AM
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saucysoonergal
12/8/2010, 11:04 AM
Sometimes I get rilly sad when I click on certain threads. This is one of those times.

yermom
12/8/2010, 11:14 AM
i may have brought this back from Austin or Dallas or Stillwater or something

last week was not fun

stoops the eternal pimp
12/8/2010, 11:17 AM
I had this a couple of weeks ago..I took a couple of percosets and it stopped...and then I pooped a brick

Jammin'
12/8/2010, 11:20 AM
Butt pee > semi-constipation dump. (the kind where you have to go back to wipe again 10 mins later and possibly throw your drawers out)

Mississippi Sooner
12/8/2010, 11:23 AM
I had this a couple of weeks ago..I took a couple of percosets and it stopped...and then I pooped a brick

Oxycodone = 1lb of cheese per pill.

Oldnslo
12/8/2010, 11:43 AM
Do NOT trust a fart.

The
12/8/2010, 11:46 AM
http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/Without_pics.gif

Just got back, but forgot my phone.

Imagine pouring a full pot of coffee into the toilet.

NormanPride
12/8/2010, 12:02 PM
Well, not getting that cup of coffee anymore.

hipsterdoofus
12/8/2010, 12:21 PM
It just doesn't feel right for liquid to be coming out that way...I'm guessing an enema would feel similar to butt pee....

Jammin'
12/8/2010, 12:23 PM
Well, not getting that cup of coffee anymore.

I recommend never getting THAT cup of coffee.

saucysoonergal
12/8/2010, 12:23 PM
I recommend never getting THAT cup of coffee.

two Tulsans one cup

soonercruiser
12/8/2010, 12:28 PM
"A cork in time, saves nine"
(Kopectate)

Collier11
12/8/2010, 12:34 PM
I woke up this morning and I sh*t a squirrel, damndest thing of it is, Im sitting here in my office with this sh*t covered squirrel and I dont know what to name it

Jammin'
12/8/2010, 12:36 PM
I have a cat named squirrel.

The
12/8/2010, 12:37 PM
I woke up this morning and I sh*t a squirrel, damndest thing of it is, Im sitting here in my office with this sh*t covered squirrel and I dont know what to name it

Steve.

NormanPride
12/8/2010, 12:42 PM
I woke up this morning and I sh*t a squirrel, damndest thing of it is, Im sitting here in my office with this sh*t covered squirrel and I dont know what to name it

why would you **** in your office

Collier11
12/8/2010, 12:42 PM
Have you ever sh*t a squirrel? I really didnt have a choice

saucysoonergal
12/8/2010, 12:43 PM
Have you ever sh*t a squirrel? I really didnt have a choice

You're doing it wrong. Tell STEP not to do that to you.

The
12/8/2010, 12:45 PM
You're doing it wrong. Tell STEP not to do that to you.

Sometimes, gerbils just aren't big enough to get the job done anymore.

Collier11
12/8/2010, 12:45 PM
squirrels are more about the nuts than gerbils

Collier11
12/8/2010, 12:46 PM
and im ashamed for you all for not recognizing an amazing Anchorman quote

Mississippi Sooner
12/8/2010, 12:46 PM
Mathis Brothers on line 3!

The
12/8/2010, 12:47 PM
and im ashamed for you all for not recognizing an amazing Anchorman quote

I hate Wil Farrel.

Jammin'
12/8/2010, 12:50 PM
I hate Shamp

NormanPride
12/8/2010, 12:56 PM
I love Lamp