UT Strength and (snicker) Conditioning Coach leaving?

[47straight]

Say it ain't so! Pointing out that fat tub of lard as UT's conditioning coach has been a joy to me lo these many years. Always good for a zinger.


http://www.statesman.com/sports/longhorns/sources-kennedy-madden-could-be-next-horns-coaches-1105961.html?srcTrk=RTR_781143

[47straight]

http://grfx.cstv.com/schools/tex/graphics/madden_jeff_042406_300.jpg

[TheHumanAlphabet]

I had heard that uterus would likely clean house with a few more before it is over... I am not surprised that "mad dog" would go as I haven't seen much from him except cheerleading...

Yellerteef is working hard clearing house to keep his job and possible future AD hopes...

[OklahomaTuba]

I remember ESPN did a story on him a couple of years back. He appeared to be very respected in that profession.

In any case, i'd hate to arm wrestle that sumbich.

[achiro]

Say it ain't so! Pointing out that fat tub of lard as UT's conditioning coach has been a joy to me lo these many years. Always good for a zinger.


http://www.statesman.com/sports/longhorns/sources-kennedy-madden-could-be-next-horns-coaches-1105961.html?srcTrk=RTR_781143

Jeff Madden could break you in half before you finished the word "tub"

[47straight]

Jeff Madden could break you in half before you finished the word "tub"

No way could that dude catch me! I run the 40 in about 7 seconds.

[47straight]

I remember ESPN did a story on him a couple of years back. He appeared to be very respected in that profession.

In any case, i'd hate to arm wrestle that sumbich.


The scuttlebutt I hear is that supremely self-motivated players like Orakpo were better at organizing off-season get-togethers and extra workouts than Madden himself, and since he's gone there's been a let-down in that kind of effort. That, combined with the "we're lifting weights now!" spin from a few years ago make me have my doubts. Oh yeah, the bitch tits too.

But I'm not going to arm wrestle him either.

[Mad Dog Madsen]

Ah c'mon guys! How can you not like "Mad Dog Madden?" :D

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Sooners78]

The scuttlebutt I hear is that supremely self-motivated players like Orakpo were better at organizing off-season get-togethers and extra workouts than Madden himself, and since he's gone there's been a let-down in that kind of effort. That, combined with the "we're lifting weights now!" spin from a few years ago make me have my doubts. Oh yeah, the bitch tits too.

But I'm not going to arm wrestle him either.

:D

[Boomer Mooner]

That "T" on his his shirt could stand for "Toad", a biggun too.

[OhU1]

That, combined with the "we're lifting weights now!" spin

I forgot about the * rally cry/excuse that they were now serious about lifting weights.

Post Fatdog * fans will say: "Next year our players will not have the handcuffs on their lungs to hold them back. We're serious about aerobic exercise!" (may I suggest Richard Simmons "sweating to the Oldies" for the Horn O-linemen?)

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

http://grfx.cstv.com/schools/tex/graphics/madden_jeff_042406_300.jpgStrength, sure. Conditioning...WTF?

[blaine4oh5]

Who would put the sizzler out of business faster, Him or Mangino?

[Widescreen]

Madden probably has a bit more stamina.

[XFollower]

I think it's the size of those triple Es that keep the longhorns motivated.

[cdlbdd]

Who would put the sizzler out of business faster, Him or Mangino?

POLE!

Mangino though.

[85sooners]

:D

[Soonerite]

Sizzler followed by a sumo wrestling match! :D

[badger]

ESPN did their usual off-night feature with Father-of-the-Year Craig James and the other guy going through drills before the A&M game on Thanksgiving.

So basically, to get Texas in shape for football, this guy has them sledgehammering a tractor tire, and playing tug of war.

:mack: