Sports jokes

[ATX Sooner]

In light of the down time between now and our bowl game, post your best sports-related jokes here.

Q: What do Billy Graham and the Texas Longhorns have in common?

A: They can both make 100,000 people stand up and shout "Jesus Christ!"

[2121Sooner]

Q: What's the difference between Darrel Royal Stadium and a porcupine?

A: With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

[Mad Dog Madsen]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tnpPU5qMUSM/SkzURSOIDYI/AAAAAAAABpw/YpJBpaZWK5A/s400/crickets+chirping,jpg.gif

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Q. What does an OSU player do after winning the Big XII Championship?

A. Turn off the Playstation.

[sooner59]

Q: How do you keep a poke from masterbating?

A: Paint his dong crimson and cream and he won't beat it for 8 years.



I stole that one from someone on here. Feel free to lay claim if it was you. :D

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Texas.

[Soonerntxs]

Texas.

ROTFLMAO!

I MUSTHAVEACRAMP IN MY BROWN SOMEONE JUST SAID THE "T" WORD!:D

[sooner59]

Texas.

Now THAT was funny. :D

[85sooners]

Greg Davis is gonna be the new off cordinator at ou

[Soonerntxs]

Greg Davis is gonna be the new off cordinator at ou

:gary:

:D

[slh1234]

A man in a bar started a joke "Hey did you hear about the aggie who ... "

"Whoa there!" someone shouted from the next table. "Before you go tellin' that there aggie joke, there's somethin' you should know. You see this big feller here on my left? Well, he's 6'6" 285 lbs and played defensive line for the Aggies. And this feller on my right? Yeah, he's 6'3" 245 lbs and played linebacker for the Aggies. You might notice I'm a pretty big feller myself, and yep, I played fullback for the Aggies myself. So you still want to tell that there Aggie joke?"

"I don't think so," the first man said as he shook his head.

"What's the matter?" one of the Aggies prodded. "Are you scared?"

"Not scared" the first man answered. "But I'm only in here for an hour so I don't have time to explain it three times."

[btb916]

Now that's an Aggie joke :D

[soonersam]

Two Words: Dexter Manley

[slh1234]

You said sports and not just football so ...

What do Michael Jackson and the Cleveland Indians have in common?

They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.

(It was funny a few years ago ... probably not so much now)

[Boomer38Sooner]

Women's rights

[Piware]

Did you hear about the 5 lOSUr aggies who drove off into the river? The driver and passenger were able to get out safey - the 3 in the back drowned trying to get the tailgate down?