Report: TCU Can Only Enter Big East If They Bring Girls

[OklahomaTuba]

FORT WORTH, TX—Texas Christian University has been invited to join the Big East athletic conference, an opportunity that would grant them higher visibility and prestige, as long as they "bring some of those hot Texas girls along," Commissioner John Marinatto said Monday. "We are happy to welcome the Horned Frogs to the Big East, as they represent a fine sporting tradition, and also we could really use some new girls around here," Marinatto told the assembled reporters at a press conference. "Boston College had those cute little Catholic girls, but they left when the Eagles went to the ACC, and we could really use some nice Texas-cowgirl trim. Frankly, West Virginia doesn't give it up as much as you'd think, even though they'll do just about anything once you get them liquored up." TCU athletic director Chris Del Conte said he was happy to hook the Big East up, explaining that the conference's automatic BCS bowl bid was more than compensation for Syracuse girls being "totally flat."http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-tcu-can-only-enter-big-east-if-they-bring-g,18581/

[85sooners]

:gary:

[OKLA21FAN]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1006/campus.cheer.tcu.jordan/images/Visinsky_TCU-(14).jpg

[Mad Dog Madsen]

http://bill.kall700sports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tcu-hottie.jpg

[soonerwalt]

SCHWINGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KantoSooner]

Mad Dog, THAT is what I'm talking 'bout.

[bmjlr]

http://bill.kall700sports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tcu-hottie.jpg

:eek: :hot: :pop:

[Breadburner]

http://i692.photobucket.com/albums/vv283/alt-turbogeek421/animated/daffy-duck-wank.gif

[tommieharris91]

This thread is not worthless.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

http://bill.kall700sports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tcu-hottie.jpg

Are these shorts even legal???

[tommieharris91]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1006/campus.cheer.tcu.jordan/images/Visinsky_TCU-(14).jpg

I'll take one for the team and do her.

[OU Engineer]

so much win in this thread.

[sperry]

TCU has always had hot rich girls who love to party. Not sure there is anything better in life.

[nativesooner]

this thread has a lot of potential!!

http://i915.photobucket.com/albums/ac357/NY2ThaBay/tcu-hottie.jpg

[OklahomaTuba]

If only I could be #6.

[Soonerman82]

This thread rocks. :pop:

[SoonerLB]

If only I could be #6.

My thought perxactly! :P

[OUthunder]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1006/campus.cheer.tcu.jordan/images/Visinsky_TCU-(14).jpg

Like a pinata!

[OUthunder]

I think my sons need to attend TCU. I'll be more than happy to attend family day with that type of trim walking around. :D

[nativesooner]

I think my sons need to attend TCU. I'll be more than happy to attend family day with that type of trim walking around. :D

It's funny you say that! 100 years ago my dad and I went to visit TCU. When we left he said "ya know, those are the best looking Christian girls I've seen in a while!" :D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mEUBAS09tlo/S1AAMk1atyI/AAAAAAAAAzI/-qd16wnFM4Y/s320/tcu.cheerleader.59210010431_Boise_St_v_TCU.jpg