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MR2-Sooner86
12/6/2010, 03:05 PM
doesn't cut the grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow.
SoonerPr8r
12/6/2010, 03:07 PM
http://www.thevine.com.au/resources/imgblog/854c5239-e4d3-4333-9ff9-318aa0046fab.jpg
OU Engineer
12/6/2010, 03:09 PM
http://www.thevine.com.au/resources/imgblog/854c5239-e4d3-4333-9ff9-318aa0046fab.jpg

i c wut u did thr
budbarrybob
12/6/2010, 03:24 PM
He doesn't tackle kick returners. Like moth's drawn to a flames light. They run to him to be Lit Up!
MR2-Sooner86
12/6/2010, 03:32 PM
He plays golf with a bowling ball and still gets a hole in one.
meoveryouxinfinity
12/6/2010, 03:41 PM
He plays golf with a bowling ball and still gets a hole in one.

Bowls with a golf ball and still gets a strike.
Dr. Jelly Finger
12/6/2010, 03:43 PM
Doesn't tea bag the ladies....

He potato sacks them.
usaosooner
12/6/2010, 03:43 PM
once had a awkward moment to see what it feels like
OUEngr1990
12/6/2010, 03:45 PM
Doesn't need a hammer. Drives 'em in with his head.
CrimsonRez
12/6/2010, 03:48 PM
R. Lewis jacks it with a monkey wrench and a blowtorch.
sOUnder
12/6/2010, 03:52 PM
...doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.
MR2-Sooner86
12/6/2010, 04:22 PM
...can unbeat an egg.
SunnySooner
12/6/2010, 04:22 PM
...puts the "laughter" in manslaughter.
soonerP_A_C
12/6/2010, 04:23 PM
...changes lanes without using his turn signal.
Dr. Jelly Finger
12/6/2010, 04:31 PM
Can win a game of Connect Four in only 3 moves
MR2-Sooner86
12/6/2010, 04:56 PM
Can win a game of tic-tac-toe with only two in a row.
Tulsa_Fireman
12/6/2010, 04:59 PM
...once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. But really didn't shoot him, he laid a hit on him and Johnny Cash changed the story to keep from invoking his wrath.
SoonerInFortSmith
12/6/2010, 05:00 PM
Hits like bill clinton on an intern.
Tulsa_Fireman
12/6/2010, 05:01 PM
...knows the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart technique.

And can do it in three.
GrapevineSooner
12/6/2010, 05:02 PM
Can trump your full house with just his stare.
stoopified
12/6/2010, 05:03 PM
Tacles the entire enemy backfield and throws out players until he finds the one withe ball,that one he keeps.
badger
12/6/2010, 05:04 PM
... is the only known relic of the four founders of football awesomeness, forged using galvanized steel and diamond and imbibes anything that strengthens him.
Tulsa_Fireman
12/6/2010, 05:04 PM
...invented Old Spice commercials.
Pride Baritone
12/6/2010, 05:06 PM
...starred in all six Star Wars movies - as the Force.
KantoSooner
12/6/2010, 05:06 PM
...used to ride horses, now rides a buffalo named 'Big Jake'.
MR2-Sooner86
12/6/2010, 05:07 PM
...has two settings, kill and annihilate.
Tulsa_Fireman
12/6/2010, 05:08 PM
...EATS STEEL BARS AND SH*TS TEN PENNY NAILS.
badger
12/6/2010, 05:09 PM
... once had a third setting, "decapitate," but realized that would result in "illegal roundhouse kick to the face" penalty
MR2-Sooner86
12/6/2010, 05:09 PM
...pointed his finger at somebody and was charged with assault with a deadly weapon.
Tulsa_Fireman
12/6/2010, 05:12 PM
...played 8 man football at the behest of the President to minimize the death and carnage of our high school youth.
badger
12/6/2010, 05:20 PM
... started with 22-man football (11 on each side) in high school, but after he was finished, there were only eight left.
...sooner
12/6/2010, 05:20 PM
loves me :D
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
12/6/2010, 05:23 PM
...puts the "laughter" in manslaughter.English class...A for you.
Mad Dog Madsen
12/6/2010, 05:23 PM
...knows me personally! Ha! :D











(he really does! lol.)
Tulsa_Fireman
12/6/2010, 05:23 PM
...thinks RLIMC is a shill.
MR2-Sooner86
12/6/2010, 05:33 PM
...was eating popcorn and spit out a kernel which accidentally killed Kennedy.
SouthFortySooner
12/6/2010, 06:45 PM
...logs on to kickreturners faster than a perv to pron.
soonermajik
12/6/2010, 06:52 PM
Stands in the middle of Main Street jacking it and eating raw meat
Aries
12/6/2010, 08:30 PM
Sharks have a week named after him.
tcrb
12/6/2010, 08:39 PM
is one badass football player. Truth.
SoonerPride93
12/6/2010, 08:45 PM
Is doing my mom and sister...and im ok with that.
SoonerObsession
12/6/2010, 08:46 PM
...latest hit was going to be used as fatality move on Mortal Kombat, but they figured it was much too violent for kids.