View Full Version : Coach Edsall...
FirstandGoal
12/5/2010, 09:12 PM
.... just purchased all of the anal lube to sold in the state of Connecticut
rekamrettuB
12/5/2010, 09:22 PM
Is there a difference in anal lube and vaginal lube? Or is it all the same stuff just applied to different areas of the body?
OUthunder
12/5/2010, 09:24 PM
is the new HC at UCO.
Ground_Attack
12/5/2010, 09:36 PM
Thought he was applying for the basketball head coaching job at UCONN
ouwapiti
12/5/2010, 09:54 PM
thinks geno auriemma is hot and sheri coale is not
fadada1
12/5/2010, 10:05 PM
... is pretty sure that Oklahoma is the state shaped like a kitchen pot.
TrophyCollector
12/5/2010, 10:21 PM
...calls his offense "the Edsall"
SanDiegoSoonerGal
12/5/2010, 10:29 PM
ETA: oops sorry, trophy, you beat me to it.
Jmorales22
12/5/2010, 10:52 PM
...calls his offense "the Edsall"
ha ha ha
http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/twn_up_fls/58%20edsel%20twn.jpg
FirstandGoal
12/6/2010, 11:53 PM
.... is sad that this thread is back on the first page
CrimsonRez
12/7/2010, 12:40 AM
hasn't met Austin Box or Ronnell Lewis :D
TheHumanAlphabet
12/7/2010, 05:29 AM
Thinks the world ends at Greenwich, CT. Is surprised there is a whole other world beyond Southeastern CT.
bullnoob
12/7/2010, 06:15 AM
.......wouldn't make a pimple on Bob Stoops' azz.
BigJerm7
12/7/2010, 06:59 AM
Didn't get the North Texas job.
batonrougesooner
12/7/2010, 07:18 AM
Wishes he was playing Mustang instead of OU.
SoonerLB
12/7/2010, 09:12 AM
. . . bought a Yugo after the wheels got stolen off his blue car. /\
soonerboy_odanorth
12/7/2010, 12:48 PM
... is so full of FAIL that Edsall isn't even his real name... He just liked the car so he changed it... and spelled it wrong.
Landthief 1972
12/7/2010, 01:44 PM
is proud that his team was able to raise $500 selling candy bars so they could upgrade their bus tickets to greyhound for the trip to the Fiesta Bowl.
BoomerJ
12/7/2010, 01:49 PM
Was excited at first because he thought the Fiesta Bowl was held in Mexico. He was looking forward to a donkey show.
StoopTroup
12/7/2010, 02:04 PM
....never looks out where the huskies go and always eats the yellow snow.
meoveryouxinfinity
12/7/2010, 02:06 PM
Was excited at first because he thought the Fiesta Bowl was held in Mexico. He was looking forward to a donkey show.
..but was scared for the donkeys when he read wrong and thought Oklahoma State would be the opponent.
reddfoxx
12/7/2010, 02:15 PM
... is concerned that UConn will finally have to play a team that is ranked in the top 25!
agoo758
12/7/2010, 02:33 PM
Regulary takes bubble baths on top of the old Enron building.
TheHumanAlphabet
12/7/2010, 11:08 PM
Thinks that the wimmen at uconn are the best looking...
Landthief 1972
12/8/2010, 05:17 PM
is frantically scouring all the Wal-marts for leather footballs, as the Fiesta Bowl officials just notified him that the nerf footballs he's been using all season are not acceptable.
Soonerntxs
12/8/2010, 05:27 PM
TEAM HOTEL is a MOTEL 6!
SoonerObsession
12/8/2010, 05:47 PM
...has a preference for track lighting and a full collection of Barbara Streisand cd's.
beegee
12/8/2010, 06:02 PM
is a scrub that likes to ride b*tch on the passenger side of his best friend's ride.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_j5a5cQu5pR4/TOsKuWGjWYI/AAAAAAAABK4/yTHX1Al1xbU/s1600/Randy%2BEdsall.jpeg
http://hartford.typepad.com/sports_uconn/images/2007/12/27/coach_randy_edsall_in_his_car.jpg
budbarrybob
12/8/2010, 06:16 PM
Plans on buying Preparation-H (multi-pack) for the post game. :eek:
allanace16
12/8/2010, 06:27 PM
is happy with being the third-most attended sport on campus.
cattlemaster
12/8/2010, 06:27 PM
........drives his team in an old yellow school bus to away games. ;)
cjames317
12/8/2010, 07:15 PM
... thinks Gov. Brewer is a hottie.
opksooner
12/8/2010, 09:24 PM
...........can't grasp why his team is a -17 point dog.
deweydw
12/9/2010, 07:36 AM
... thinks Finch is a green dude that hates Christmas.
Sooner_Tuf
12/9/2010, 11:03 AM
...is actually looking forward to three hours of up the middle with the boys.
WA. Sooner
12/9/2010, 11:08 AM
Thinks that after the fiesta bowl he will be Florida head coach.
SpankyNek
12/9/2010, 11:11 AM
...is listening to Liberace and watching this:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a315/ion1966/JAMEDANCE.gif
Landthief 1972
12/10/2010, 01:41 PM
Is wondering if the invitation to the Fiesta Bowl puts his team in the Sweet Sixteen or the Elite Eight.
Jello Biafra
12/10/2010, 01:47 PM
...is listening to Liberace and watching this:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a315/ion1966/JAMEDANCE.gif
very disturbing
Midtowner
12/10/2010, 02:08 PM
Is there a difference in anal lube and vaginal lube? Or is it all the same stuff just applied to different areas of the body?
Ask Coach Edsall.
Landthief 1972
12/10/2010, 04:23 PM
shoves people (especially old women and small children) out of the way at wal-mart on Black Friday
Landthief 1972
12/10/2010, 04:25 PM
Can't wait to try the Rocky Mountain Oysters in Oklahoma...but he may ask for them on the shell instead of fried.
StoopTroup
12/22/2010, 12:14 PM
...just bought Amtrak tickets for the team.
swardboy
12/22/2010, 12:54 PM
...is trying to field a football team the wimmenz basketball team can be proud of.
Soonerntxs
12/22/2010, 02:08 PM
will text Stoops in the 3rd and express how unsportsmanlike it is for OU to "HANG A HUNDRED ON EM!"
agoo758
12/22/2010, 05:18 PM
will text Stoops in the 3rd and express how unsportsmanlike it is for OU to "HANG A HUNDRED ON EM!"
Will text that to Ronnell Lewis by mistake and will get pelted with a snowball hammer-style.
ouwasp
12/22/2010, 06:12 PM
... has a training room nicknamed Brokeback Mountain :les: [hairGel]
SOONERJOSHUA
12/22/2010, 10:18 PM
... cry's everytime he see's john mayor.
thesnowbishop
12/22/2010, 10:24 PM
....is still trying to find a rhyme for "orange".
mdklatt
12/22/2010, 10:25 PM
... cry's everytime he see's john mayor.
FAIL.
StoopTroup
12/22/2010, 10:46 PM
...likes Husky men.
btk108
12/22/2010, 10:52 PM
you people make me proud *wiping tears*. Best coach thread of the year, why the hell were ya holdin back?
StoopTroup
12/22/2010, 10:53 PM
...will slap a cry baby....and has to do it a lot.
StoopTroup
12/22/2010, 11:02 PM
....does stuff more disturbing than anything Spankynek has ever seen.
StoopTroup
12/22/2010, 11:03 PM
...knows Rex Ryan's Wife very well.
StoopTroup
12/22/2010, 11:35 PM
...gave all his players a dick in a box for Christmas
thesnowbishop
12/22/2010, 11:40 PM
....Just did not have sex; and thus, it was not so good.
BoomerJ
12/22/2010, 11:44 PM
drives a smart car thinking it might make him smarter.
BoomerJ
12/23/2010, 12:00 AM
Would love the challenge of turning Rosie O'Donnell straight.
StoopTroup
12/23/2010, 12:08 AM
....****s himself when someone screams BOOMER ! ! !
Keller Sooner
12/23/2010, 08:41 AM
wears combat boots to church.
soonerfaninalabama
12/23/2010, 09:26 AM
...loves to dress up like a princess and dirty but secks.
Landthief 1972
12/23/2010, 09:40 AM
...got pissed when he went to the mall Santa to ask for a Feista Bowl win, and Santa just laughed at him.
soonerfaninalabama
12/23/2010, 09:50 AM
...got pissed when he went to the mall Santa to ask for a Feista Bowl win, and Santa just laughed at him.
That's funny!
oudivesherpa
12/23/2010, 10:12 AM
Was excited at first because he thought the Fiesta Bowl was held in Mexico. He was looking forward to a donkey show.
He gets confused, doesn't know if he's the dog or the pony.:D
FirstandGoal
12/23/2010, 01:02 PM
...wonders if he changes the school's name to Yukon, will they finally get some BSC respect
StoopTroup
12/23/2010, 01:35 PM
....rides a pig backwards for kicks.
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StoopTroup
12/23/2010, 01:37 PM
...has a Friend that draws Bucknut Tats.
cjames317
12/23/2010, 11:23 PM
... plans to stop in Norman on the way to drop a deuce into Bob and Carol's new throne.
StoopTroup
12/24/2010, 12:27 AM
....and his team can't wait to visit the Beach after getting checked into the Hotel.
http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/husky_bathing.jpg
SoonerBorn68
12/24/2010, 03:47 AM
...accepts the fact half of his team pronounces it Connect-i-cutt.
SoonerBorn68
12/24/2010, 03:48 AM
...is watching highlights of the wishbone on youtube.
stoopified
12/24/2010, 04:59 AM
ha ha ha
http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/twn_up_fls/58%20edsel%20twn.jpgWent into coaching because the family car line failed.
rainiersooner
12/24/2010, 03:14 PM
wishes he coached a woman's basketball team instead.
StoopTroup
12/24/2010, 03:46 PM
....upset an apple cart awhile ago to see what it felt like and he broke a toe.
birddog
12/25/2010, 04:57 PM
...thinks al troutwig should be an announcer on monday night football.
BoomerJ
12/25/2010, 05:24 PM
...has a Christmas wish to tongue kiss Lou Holtz.
Landthief 1972
12/30/2010, 03:20 PM
May mix things up on offense by running the ball a little bit after establishing the run, or if the run isn't working.
AlboSooner
12/30/2010, 03:20 PM
will not be Uconns coach after this season
Jello Biafra
12/30/2010, 03:25 PM
wipes from back to front
King Crimson
12/30/2010, 03:35 PM
is really into parkour.
85sooners
12/30/2010, 04:45 PM
Is going to get blown out
cjames317
12/30/2010, 04:58 PM
... caused a bit of a stir when he referred to Phoenix's landmark as Cameltoe Mountain.
StoopTroup
12/31/2010, 10:52 AM
....just realised that the car Edsall didn't have a great future either....
StoopTroup
12/31/2010, 12:17 PM
....just coughed up a husky furry ball.
StoopTroup
12/31/2010, 02:53 PM
....has a friend in Denver that is holding up flights....
FirstandGoal
1/1/2011, 03:05 PM
.... is sad in his pants that Nebraska didn't win the Big XII
StoopTroup
1/1/2011, 03:21 PM
....just slid a pon in his butt to stop his runs.
BusterRhymes86
1/1/2011, 04:25 PM
REALLY misses Jack A ROOT
3rdgensooner
1/1/2011, 04:29 PM
Forgot to let the dogs out
BusterRhymes86
1/1/2011, 04:31 PM
haha...3G....makes me laugh....as usual:D
StoopTroup
1/1/2011, 07:00 PM
....is having EMT's check his heart rate.
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