Attention females....

[GottaHavePride]

So, if you're going to flip out because your kitchen towels got stained because, I don't know, some rational male used one to wipe up some spilled coffee grounds rather than just leave little coffee bits everywhere... please store them in a drawer labeled "rustic textile artwork" instead of "towels", so the rest of us will know not to use them for anything.

[SicEmBaylor]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148563

[3rdgensooner]

So you have more than one female gigging you about towel stains?

[I Am Right]

Towel stains?

[Adrian]

Weren't any paper towels available?

[Penguin]

Dude! You need to use your shirt before you use the good towels!

[GottaHavePride]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148563


PFFF. I'm not talking about my girlfriend. Shed be like "dog rolled in mud again? Oh hey, here's a towel!" I'm talking about my mom. And it's not like they're even cutesy towels with roosters and crap on them - we're just talking boring kitchen towels. Seriously - they wash. If you aren't supposed to use them, don't call them kitchen towels.

And she was more just muttering about "how do these towels get so dirty?"

[GKeeper316]

And she was more just muttering about "how do these towels get so dirty?"

and you were like "um... its a towel", right?

[waynepayne]

all I got out of this was GHP lives with his parents...

[GottaHavePride]

all I got out of this was GHP lives with his parents...

Heh. Temporarily. So I finished another master's degree in May. I was living in Norman until mid-August when my old job from a year before offered me my job back with a raise, except the job's in Wichita and they wanted me to start in a week. Haven't had time to get a place up here yet. Plus, my girlfriend finishes HER master's in May anyway.

[Thaumaturge]

Agreed.

I'm currently in the midst of a whittling accident, but luckily I knew to use a paper towel. (True story. I'm typing this one-handed and applying pressure with the other. I also would like to eat a banana since I missed dinner, but I haven't worked out the logistics yet.)

Edit: I was attempting to whittle a nativity set, in case you were wondering. These things always happen at Christmas.

[soonerchk]

Okay, I've been told that there are "good" bathroom towels and regular bathroom towels. I did not know that was also true for kitchens. I swear, between you and Vet, I'm starting to think I need a refresher course.

[GottaHavePride]

Agreed.

I'm currently in the midst of a whittling accident, but luckily I knew to use a paper towel. (True story. I'm typing this one-handed and applying pressure with the other. I also would like to eat a banana since I missed dinner, but I haven't worked out the logistics yet.)

Edit: I was attempting to whittle a nativity set, in case you were wondering. These things always happen at Christmas.

Dude. That's pretty awesome. Post some pics when you get it done. If you don't bleed all over it first. ;)

[GottaHavePride]

Agreed.

Also, where did you pick up the screen name? I'm guessing Terry Pratchett or Jim Butcher.

[Thaumaturge]

Dude. That's pretty awesome. Post some pics when you get it done. If you don't bleed all over it first. ;)

Banana successfully eaten. I might hazard a look in a minute. Thids is my second attempt at stopping the gushing, so I don't want to underestimate it by checking too soon.

[usaosooner]

ahh yes "good" towels.....

[Thaumaturge]

o god. Still going. I didn't think my finger could hold so much blood. Maybe haemophilia

[soonerchk]

Pretty sure blood in the keyboard is worse than water in the keyboard. All that clotting and whatnot.

[goingoneight]

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/450/hss255_450.jpeg

[soonerinabilene]

you probably used thet decorative soap to wash your hands aftewardstoo, you inconsiderate ***.

[soonerinabilene]

o god. Still going. I didn't think my finger could hold so much blood. Maybe haemophilia

wrap it in kotex.

[Thaumaturge]

I just have to leave it wrapped up without succumbing to the urge to check it and start it up again.

It's a bit like Schrodinger's cat.

If I wake up dead tomorrow, it didn't work.

[SicEmBaylor]

you probably used thet decorative soap to wash your hands aftewardstoo, you inconsiderate ***.

I have never and will never understand the purpose of decorative soap.

[Adrian]

I have never and will never understand the purpose of decorative soap.

Decorative soap drives women crazy; that, and a shiny scooter...

[1890MilesToNorman]

Appearance before functionality, the inside of a house is supposed to be looked at, not lived in! ;) Now go cut the grass or something.

This is a constant battle in my house.

[Lott's Bandana]

Obviously GHP, your conundrum over what to get your Mom for Christmas has been solved.

[Partial Qualifier]

I've never known coffee to stain anything, other than teeth

[The]

Why were you cleaning anything up if there was a woman around in the first place?

And I hope Thaum's not died.

[DIB]

Did Thaum wake up dead?

[The]

wake up dead?

Best Megadeth song eva, or Greatest Megadeth song eva?

[Howzit]

I've been meaning to get started whittling the Sistine Chapel.

[Thaumaturge]

Did Thaum wake up dead?

No, and not even in a pool of congealed blood either.

It's probably going to leave a hideous scar, though, but I can deal with that. It'll be another manly story with which to impress other surly men while we're out on some manly boat-adventure.

I'll probably need to pick up some more bandaids on the way home today.

[badger]

In our house, there are nice towels and the towels NP used to dry off the dogs with :mad:

[Dio]

Best Megadeth song eva, or Greatest Megadeth song eva?

Both

[3rdgensooner]

It's probably going to leave a hideous scar, though, but I can deal with that. It'll be another manly story with which to impress other surly men while we're out on some manly boat-adventure.
Maybe you can go lumberjacking.

[soonerchk]

No, and not even in a pool of congealed blood either.

It's probably going to leave a hideous scar, though, but I can deal with that. It'll be another manly story with which to impress other surly men while we're out on some manly boat-adventure.

I'll probably need to pick up some more bandaids on the way home today.

I hope they aren't out of Disney Princess bandaids again!

[badger]

I have never and will never understand the purpose of decorative soap.

It serves the same purpose as putting a Baylor University logo on weird things like trash cans, license plates and little bears that hum 'that old baylor line' song... it's just more fun than a regular trash can, boring license plate and silent teddy bear.

[CrimsonKel]

Too bad you didn't have a shamwow.

[GottaHavePride]

Best Megadeth song eva, or Greatest Megadeth song eva?

Or the best Auto-Tune the News ever.

-Psfn6iOfS8

[ELP Sooner]

In our house, there are nice towels and the towels NP used to dry off the dogs with :mad:

In her house there are nice towels for her and the dogs and then the old ratty ones for me.:D