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olevetonahill
12/2/2010, 06:42 PM
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and

never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and

comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live

without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his

deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man

in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,

seductive, and invincible. . .

No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.

That's what beer does...

Never mind.

starclassic tama
12/2/2010, 06:52 PM
A+

olevetonahill
12/2/2010, 06:58 PM
I dont know how I could have got the 2 confused ;)

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
12/2/2010, 08:00 PM
I dont know how I could have got the 2 confused ;)Shame on you. Real women have real needs of their own, lest we not forget.

FirstandGoal
12/2/2010, 09:53 PM
Shame on you. Real women have real needs of their own, lest we not forget.

Yeah, we're too busy making sammiches in the kitchen
:rolleyes:

soonerchk
12/2/2010, 10:21 PM
Don't scare me like that!!!:eek:

RacerX
12/2/2010, 10:21 PM
Whew. For a second I thought Vet had been watchin' Oprah.

SanJoaquinSooner
12/3/2010, 01:09 AM
I wasn't fooled for a second. never said anything about bringing home a paycheck. 12 packs can't do that.

olevetonahill
12/3/2010, 02:09 AM
Yeah, we're too busy making sammiches in the kitchen
:rolleyes:

Bye Gawd a Woman what knows her place :P

KC//CRIMSON
12/3/2010, 08:21 AM
Yeah, we're too busy making sammiches in the kitchen
:rolleyes:

RLIMC can barely tie his own shoes, let alone fumble his way through making a sandwich.

OUthunder
12/3/2010, 10:19 AM
Ole Vet has been on the Facebook again. :D

olevetonahill
12/3/2010, 10:22 AM
Ole Vet has been on the Facebook again. :D

Hell I can barely find it :O

3rdgensooner
12/3/2010, 10:45 AM
Mmmm, beer.