Be Sure You Plan To Attend

[Leroy Lizard]

This might be an uncomfortable night for some.



Oct. 29, 2010

On behalf of UT Athletics you are cordially invited to join Coach Mack Brown for the Texas Longhorns Football Awards Presentation honoring the 2010 Texas Football team.

Friday, December 10, 2010 at 6:30 p.m.
Frank Erwin Center

RSVP online by using DonorNet or by calling The Longhorn Foundation at 512-471-4439. Due to the popularity of this event, reservations are taken on a first-come, first-served basis. The deadline to make reservations is Thursday, Dec. 2.

Tickets are $30. Tickets for children (8th grade or younger) are $15. You also may purchase a 10-seat table for $500.

Coat and tie, please
Doors open at 5:30 p.m.
Buffet lines open at 6 p.m.
Name tags serve as tickets and may be picked up at the entrance tables.
Seating is pre-assigned.

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/78032-Team-Banquet-Awards

[sooner59]

LOL! They should pay people to go to that event.

[jumperstop]

Why would it be more if you bought more? I guess so you can sit together but what a ripoff.

[Leroy Lizard]

Tickets are $30. Tickets for children (8th grade or younger) are $15.

They blew it here. In Texas an eighth-grader is not guaranteed to be a child, or even a minor.

BTW, everyone gets an award. (No, I'm not making this up.)

Remember discussing this banquet when Simms was QBing. What fun!

[yermom]

"Longhorn team, what you've just "accomplished" is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in your rambling, incoherent season were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational play. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having witnessed it. I award you nothing, and may God have mercy on your soul."

those guys kill me sometimes

[yankee]

LOL! They should pay people to go to that event.

i hear that seat filling program they got going at their basketball arena is being considered for this event too...

[BoomerJack]

Isn't this like being named MVP on a team that goes 2-10? They probably could have done without him.

[KantoSooner]

I love this! The quality of athletes they recruit are not fooled by this crap. They know they underperformed. They know they quit on their team, their coaches and themselves. This is merely one more humiliation to make them despise and scorn UT and their college playing experience.

May UT provide them with many, many more in the days, weeks and years to come.

[bluedogok]

They blew it here. In Texas an eighth-grader is not guaranteed to be a child, or even a minor.
They don't recruit "children", once they hit ninth grade they are fair game.....

[Soonersince57]

I say we pitch in and buy a whole table for us to go sit in our OU attire and talk shat the whole time.

[Jboozer]

This^

[SoonerLB]

I say we pitch in and buy a whole table for us to go sit in our OU attire and talk shat the whole time.

Well, . . . . . there's one less empty table! :D

[SoonerPr8r]

I say we pitch in and buy a whole table for us to go sit in our OU attire and talk shat the whole time.

IN! Can we get a banner and an RC airplane?

[badger]

Attach a banner to something Air Hogs makes. Then, you not only get to twist the knife that's in Texas' back, you also have something to do besides sit at a table.

(I only assume what you guys are talking about, as LL remains on my ignore list)

[fadada1]

[Mack] "Come to UT, son. We're texas, where everyone gets a ribbon."

[Boomerator]

Just wait, soon they will have their own TV channel and will be able to show what they want. Imagine, being 5-7 and never being outscored.

I hear they have hired the director of the cartoon network to produce all their games.

[Widescreen]

Isn't this the banquet where they expect all the junior recruits to commit to them? That could be funny.

[RedstickSooner]

zomg, this'd almost be worth the $30 to attend.

I would *love* to see what "accomplishments" they're gonna reward after the season they just had.

[AggieGirl2005]

IN! Can we get a banner and an RC airplane?

No, if you go, you have to do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51Xkw5qZxdo

possibly nsfw

[IB4OU2]

Is crow the main course?

[Sooner_Tuf]

They're practically, well basically 9-3?

[Leroy Lizard]

I say we pitch in and buy a whole table for us to go sit in our OU attire and talk shat the whole time.

Just have everyone wear their Bevo lapels upside down. Then talk all night about who you think will get fired and which players need to play better to keep their starting jobs.

[OhU1]

UT will need to do one of the Mack Brown finger pointing posters ala "We need you to help protect the UT stadium house" to get horn fans to attend the event.