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SteelClip49
12/1/2010, 01:33 PM
now I know some of you dudes on here might ignore the story and focus on the woman (I did) but the story is legit obviously and on a side note, wheelchair or not...DAMNNNNNNNNNN!!! she's gorgeous!


http://newsok.com/in-bra-panties-and-wheelchair-woman-goes-through-oklahoma-city-airport-screening-this-morning/article/3519691

saucysoonergal
12/1/2010, 01:38 PM
She looks in good condition for that model year.

DIB
12/1/2010, 01:44 PM
Her face frightens me. I am 90% sure that she has killed someone...and will kill again.

OULenexaman
12/1/2010, 01:47 PM
one lucky poodle...

soonerboomer93
12/1/2010, 01:47 PM
She looks in good condition for that model year.

Good body shop, I thought she looked a bit off, then when it mentions her age that explained it.

The
12/1/2010, 01:47 PM
Her face frightens me. I am 90% sure that she has killed someone...and will kill again.

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OKLA21FAN
12/1/2010, 01:48 PM
Tulsa > OKC :pop:

AlboSooner
12/1/2010, 03:40 PM
Tsa averts yet another terror plot

hipsterdoofus
12/1/2010, 03:50 PM
She's gorgeous? She looks like a Japanese Robot....and not in a good way


P.S. - I like how you make it sound like people in wheelchairs are usually ugly.

thecynic
12/1/2010, 04:05 PM
she looks like a freaking disney land animal or something. like she's barely alive.

Blue
12/1/2010, 06:09 PM
Thats a maaan, Baby!!! Or a robot.

My Opinion Matters
12/1/2010, 06:14 PM
She seems stable.

And why is Jake Gylenhaal reporting for NewsOk.com?

SouthFortySooner
12/1/2010, 06:55 PM
Hello, I am going to Phoenix. scrrrrtch How are you today? scrrrtch It is lovely weather outside scrrrrtch

Thaumaturge
12/1/2010, 07:06 PM
P.S. - I like how you make it sound like people in wheelchairs are usually ugly.

A higher proportion of wheelchair people have experience some sort of disfiguring accident than the general population.

Also, many of them have unsightly withered limbs and various other deformities.

So, yes, they usually are.

tommieharris91
12/1/2010, 07:24 PM
Know who else liked blow-up dolls like her? Pol Pot.

A Sooner in Texas
12/1/2010, 08:39 PM
A higher proportion of wheelchair people have experience some sort of disfiguring accident than the general population.

Also, many of them have unsightly withered limbs and various other deformities.

So, yes, they usually are.


Really? One of the hottest guys I know is in a wheelchair. Talk about upper body muscles. He's a very handsome guy...and also very intelligent, very funny and very kind and compassionate.

Very unlike you, apparently.

Romulus
12/1/2010, 08:47 PM
I thought that was a mannequin

Okla-homey
12/1/2010, 09:44 PM
The pride of Chisolm High School no doubt.

http://www.classmates.com/directory/public/memberprofile/list.htm?regId=8704713996

hipsterdoofus
12/1/2010, 10:48 PM
Really? One of the hottest guys I know is in a wheelchair. Talk about upper body muscles. He's a very handsome guy...and also very intelligent, very funny and very kind and compassionate.

Very unlike you, apparently.

Have you seen thaum before? He's quite hideous...especially when singing off-key

Thaumaturge
12/1/2010, 11:00 PM
Really? One of the hottest guys I know is in a wheelchair. Talk about upper body muscles. He's a very handsome guy...and also very intelligent, very funny and very kind and compassionate.

Very unlike you, apparently.

Anecdotal and irrelevant.

I neglected to mention that wheelchair people are also disproportionately old and enfeebled. (Although, with the advent of the Hoveround, I'm not sure they can all still be classified as wheelchair people.) Surely we can all agree that the elderly are usually ugly.

Viking Kitten
12/1/2010, 11:37 PM
There is something about this whole story that just doesn't add up... retired surgeon? Where? How does somebody confined to a wheelchair have that much muscle tone in her legs? She doesn't want to be "sexually assaulted" by the TSA, so she shows off the goods in public and refuses to go through the scanner?

Here is her classmates.com profile photo...

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/408/134582357display.jpg

The TSA is out of control, I will grant you. That is perfectly evidenced by the agent ordering the guy to turn off his cell phone camera. But as far as panty lady goes, something about this whole story just screams "attention whore" of the highest magnitude.

Viking Kitten
12/1/2010, 11:46 PM
And btw, I'm really not trying to be insensitive to people in wheelchairs. I'm just kind of a skeptical person and I would really be interested in knowing more about her background because my bullsh*t detector is going off.

A Sooner in Texas
12/1/2010, 11:49 PM
There is something about this whole story that just doesn't add up... retired surgeon? Where? How does somebody confined to a wheelchair have that much muscle tone in her legs? She doesn't want to be "sexually assaulted" by the TSA, so she shows off the goods in public and refuses to go through the scanner?

Here is her classmates.com profile photo...

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/408/134582357display.jpg

The TSA is out of control, I will grant you. That is perfectly evidenced by the agent ordering the guy to turn off his cell phone camera. But as far as panty lady goes, something about this whole story just screams "attention whore" of the highest magnitude.


Agree, VK. I saw a CNN news story last week about a woman who wore a bikini for a screening (forget which airport). The wheelchair could very well have been a prop for sympathy and extra attention. Which, of course, she got.

Blue
12/2/2010, 12:29 AM
She seriously looked non-human. Didn't you notice that?

SteelClip49
12/2/2010, 01:35 AM
maybe it was all an act. But wow...she's a dream!

Romulus
12/2/2010, 08:58 AM
I'd bang the chick in the pic but not the one in the wheelchair

hipsterdoofus
12/2/2010, 09:29 AM
maybe it was all an act. But wow...she's a dream!

The nightmare kind

Boarder
12/2/2010, 09:33 AM
And btw, I'm really not trying to be insensitive to people in wheelchairs. I'm just kind of a skeptical person and I would really be interested in knowing more about her background because my bullsh*t detector is going off.
You should try to find somebody to look into this. Someone who has access to the news. Maybe one who can report on such a thing. If only there was someone you knew.

Partial Qualifier
12/2/2010, 09:44 AM
And btw, I'm really not trying to be insensitive to people in wheelchairs. I'm just kind of a skeptical person and I would really be interested in knowing more about her background because my bullsh*t detector is going off.

It's a look-at-me deal... no question

Boarder
12/2/2010, 09:48 AM
She showed her boobies in the Playboy already. (http://www.thelostogle.com/2010/12/02/tammy-banovac-the-bra-panties-and-wheelchair-lady-at-airport-posed-nude-in-playboy/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+thelostogle%2FxLDY+%28The+Los t+Ogle%29)

Viking Kitten
12/2/2010, 09:50 AM
So... the plot thickens. Retired surgeon my a**.

She WAS a dentist. However, her license was revoked by the AZ dental board in 1995 after a number of complaints. For sh*ts and giggles, I will call later today to find out what the complaints were.

http://www.azdentalboard.us/ProDetail.asp?LicenseNoConcatenated=D%20%203999

That did not stop her from calling herself a dentist when she posed for Playboy in 1997. Thanks Lost Ogle! (http://www.thelostogle.com/2010/12/02/tammy-banovac-the-bra-panties-and-wheelchair-lady-at-airport-posed-nude-in-playboy/)

She is currently married to Robert C. Banovac, a multimillionaire real estate developer in Phoenix, although she still has family in Enid.

hipsterdoofus
12/2/2010, 10:31 AM
So ...no wheelchair in those other pics...

soonerbub
12/2/2010, 10:41 AM
update--my friend working at a hotel on Meridian drove her to the airport Wed morning. He helped her w her luggage & said she had a Southwest Airlines wheelchair (I guess they let her have it for the night :eek:)

She got into and out of the van on her own--said she had "issues" w her back

His quote to me was she's a "plastic beeitch"

**also said she was wearing a trench coat (guess we know what was underneath :eek:)

Viking Kitten
12/2/2010, 03:09 PM
Got the info. She killed a seven-year-old patient through what the dental board called "gross malpractice." Then she tried to cover it up.

The
12/2/2010, 03:10 PM
Got the info. She killed a seven-year-old patient through what the dental board called "gross malpractice." Then she tried to cover it up.

Holy crap. How does a dentist kill someone???

DIB
12/2/2010, 03:10 PM
Got the info. She killed a seven-year-old patient through what the dental board called "gross malpractice." Then she tried to cover it up.


Her face frightens me. I am 90% sure that she has killed someone...and will kill again.

Told you

The
12/2/2010, 03:11 PM
Told you

Bully to you, good sir. Bully!

Fraggle145
12/2/2010, 03:11 PM
:eek:

Mississippi Sooner
12/2/2010, 03:12 PM
You really don't need any other news source when you have SF.com.

DIB
12/2/2010, 03:13 PM
Bully to you, good sir. Bully!

http://mauialmanac.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/teddy-roosevelt.jpg

Viking Kitten
12/2/2010, 03:19 PM
Well... the OK was looking into it too: Here's the story they just posted:

http://newsok.com/article/3519982#disqus_thread


Banovac said she does not normally use a wheelchair, but only in airports, when she has to traverse a long distance or when she has to carry something. She would not say why she uses the wheelchair on those occasions, but said she suffers from seizures. She had what she said was a service dog that can detect the seizures on her lap in the airport incidents Tuesday and Wednesday.


Banovac said she was not trying to draw attention to herself or make a scene.


(http://newsok.com/underwear-clad-woman-at-oklahoma-city-airport-posed-for-playboy/article/3519982#ixzz16zKO6xxf)

TUSooner
12/2/2010, 03:37 PM
Anecdotal and irrelevant.

I neglected to mention that wheelchair people are also disproportionately old and enfeebled. (Although, with the advent of the Hoveround, I'm not sure they can all still be classified as wheelchair people.) Surely we can all agree that the elderly are usually ugly.

I'm tempted to wish most heartily that you will never be old. :cool:

Leroy Lizard
12/2/2010, 03:56 PM
Really? One of the hottest guys I know is in a wheelchair. Talk about upper body muscles. He's a very handsome guy...and also very intelligent, very funny and very kind and compassionate.

But can he dance?

Leroy Lizard
12/2/2010, 03:57 PM
Well... the OK was looking into it too: Here's the story they just posted:

http://newsok.com/article/3519982#disqus_thread

She had what she said was a service dog that can detect the seizures on her lap

Whoops! The seizures are on her lap?

Nice English skills.