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soonerbrat
12/1/2010, 10:22 AM
:rolleyes:
http://www.kfor.com/kfor-news-fat-roll-shoplifters-story,0,3781914.story
oumartin
12/1/2010, 10:59 AM
not suprised
OnlyOneOklahoma
12/1/2010, 11:18 AM
I am more offended by the comments on the article. Are all stories typically a Republican circle-jerk?
3rdgensooner
12/1/2010, 11:19 AM
I am more offended by the comments on the article. Are all stories typically a Republican circle-jerk?
Geez, you made me look.
AlboSooner
12/1/2010, 11:36 AM
That montage was news porn. Usually a simple, hey somebody stole money and they were caught, would suffice. But no, they had to go into detail what they stole, how they stole it, what color were the merchandise, interviewing people where an erudite lady greatly contributed to the story with: oh my that's kinda gross.
soonerinabilene
12/1/2010, 11:40 AM
They say they took four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves; $2,600 worth of store merchandise
There is a Saks 5th Avenue in Edmond??
Romulus
12/1/2010, 11:49 AM
What kind of name is Shmeko?
OUthunder
12/1/2010, 12:01 PM
The chick on the right looks like she still has some merchandise stuck up her azz. Maybe a hangar or something.
yermom
12/1/2010, 12:25 PM
i'm trying to figure out how this is physically possible
i guess i really don't want to know
somehow they are going to sue TJMaxx for this
OUthunder
12/1/2010, 12:28 PM
i'm trying to figure out how this is physically possible
i guess i really don't want to know
somehow they are going to sue TJMaxx for this
Rolls and rolls of fat?
yermom
12/1/2010, 12:30 PM
my morbid curiosity really needs pictures
http://www.gifsoup.com/view3/1322184/george-takei-wink-o.gif
saucysoonergal
12/1/2010, 01:12 PM
my favorite comment: From Jackwagon
Do the recovered articles of clothing go back on the shelf or hanger? I can't begin to guess how badly these clothes smell from the body oils, sweat, and all around general stench of these stick fingered hippos.
Which one of you guys posted this?
OULenexaman
12/1/2010, 01:18 PM
I thought it....
NormanPride
12/1/2010, 01:26 PM
Again, they talk to random people on the street about this story.
"Hey, you! Yeah, someone stole some stuff from here using their FAT! What do you think of that?!"
"Uh, that's gross."
"Perfect! We can stretch that into 30 seconds, right? Please don't make us do more work!"
I Am Right
12/1/2010, 09:50 PM
Man, all we need now is some Oklahoma woman wearing a bra and panties, in a wheelchair, going to the airport, oops nevermind
soonerinkaty
12/1/2010, 10:16 PM
Shmeko has the greatest mug shot of ever.
C&CDean
12/1/2010, 11:15 PM
I have to be honest. Usually when I see "somebody shot/assaulted/stole some **** at the mall" I go "must be black folks." When I first heard this, I thought "must me some of those fat, ugly walmart white hoes." Imagine my shock when I saw Shmeko the ebony whale.
CrimsonKel
12/1/2010, 11:18 PM
The woman whose comments appear near the end of the story reminded me of Mary Fallin. The woman I am referring to is the one who said she thought the accused were "pretty creative".
This story gives new meaning to the phrase "these boots were made for walking".
Ardmore_Sooner
12/2/2010, 12:58 AM
How sad is this story? It was part of Conan's opening jokes tonight.
SoonerJack
12/2/2010, 09:21 AM
Tulsa > OKC in 3...2....1
Tulsa > OKC in 3...2....1
Tulsa is a festering cesspool of potholes, gang warfare, and werewolves.
NormanPride
12/2/2010, 11:31 AM
Tulsa is a festering cesspool of potholes, gang warfare, and werewolves.
Hell yeah it is. You jealous?
Hell yeah it is. You jealous?
Of course.
NormanPride
12/2/2010, 11:56 AM
Admitting as much is the first step to a solution.
Admitting as much is the first step to a solution.
I'm more interested in a solvent, really.
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