slurping and smacking

[soonerbrat]

that is what i'm hearing from the guy in the next cube. bleh. thank goodness for noise canceling headphones

[stoops the eternal pimp]

you should fart really loud

[soonerbrat]

i did. it didn't help anything.

[JohnnyMack]

STEP set up his gloryhole operations in the cube next to yours?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

.

[soonerbrat]

no, no gloryhole action next door...just noisy eating.

[The]

Cubicle Glory Holing is a rising phenomenon.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

and i am excellent at it.....i make em think I'm eating

[soonerbrat]

stop following me around THE.

[The]

stop following me around THE.

I'm following you around?

The board is so slow today, that's like accusing two people on a 10' desert island of stalking each other, brah.

[Breadburner]

Is his superior in there with him.....???

[Partial Qualifier]

.

We didn't need the life-sized rendition of your glory hole there, Allewicious.

[MR2-Sooner86]

Oh I thought this thread was about...forget it.

[The]

Oh I thought this thread was about...forget it.
http://i.imgur.com/wECKn.jpg
(http://i.imgur.com/wECKn.jpg?6234)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

We didn't need the life-sized rendition of your glory hole there, Allewicious.

they like it though because 2 fingers are easier

[soonerbrat]

I'm following you around?

The board is so slow today, that's like accusing two people on a 10' desert island of stalking each other, brah.

i'm not your "brah"

[The]

i'm not your "brah"

BRAH!

[Oldnslo]

with brat, it's more like "BRA".

[olevetonahill]

with brat, it's more like "BRALESS".

Get it right Bro

[Oldnslo]

it would be better if brat were trying to put something in my mouth than you!

[Penguin]

And there we go.

[Harry Beanbag]

Is he eating nuts?

[soonerbrat]

I do not go braless. the girls are just too big.

[The]

I do not go braless. the girls are just too big.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Harry Beanbag]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Just wait, she'll post some in no time.

[oumartin]

I had to turn off BBJ just a few minutes ago because he was lip smackin'.


Anyhow, I'm ready for pics.

[Harry Beanbag]

I had to turn off BBJ just a few minutes ago because he was lip smackin'.

Maybe he found his dad's hot dog.

[soonerbrat]

you guys have seen enough of my boobs.

[The]

you guys have seen enough of my boobs.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[soonerbrat]

ok, well, it didn't happen then.

[soonerchk]

I came in here ready to tell stories about how the guy in the office next door is a big snort/throat clearer. But since you've moved on to boobs, I'll step away awkwardly.

[tommieharris91]

I came in here ready to tell stories about how the guy in the office next door is a big snort/throat clearer. But since you've moved on to boobs, I'll step away awkwardly.

Pics or it didn't happen.

/breathes through mouth

[soonerbrat]

I came in here ready to tell stories about how the guy in the office next door is a big snort/throat clearer. But since you've moved on to boobs, I'll step away awkwardly.

no, go ahead...let's move back to throat clearing and such.
my neighbor does that too. not as much as he used to, he's a nice guy and my gentle suggestions about being quieter have been heeded.

[soonerchk]

no, go ahead...let's move back to throat clearing and such.
my neighbor does that too. not as much as he used to, he's a nice guy and my gentle suggestions about being quieter have been heeded.

I can't eat lunch with him, it grosses me out. *nasal snort, loud HHHMP where you can hear the snot rattling*


Crap, he just walked by doing it and now I'm getting all skeeved out.

[soonerbrat]

I can't eat lunch with him, it grosses me out. *nasal snort, loud HHHMP where you can hear the snot rattling*


Crap, he just walked by doing it and now I'm getting all skeeved out.

yeah....my neighbor eats stinky food too sometimes. I can't stand the smell of raw onions in the morning but he gets them on subway breakfast sandwiches.

[The]

Puffy nipples.

[DIB]

How puffy?

[The]

Like a penguin eating Pop Rocks.

[saucysoonergal]

this puffy? http://americanhistory.si.edu/dynamic/images/news/image_1_15.jpg

[soonerchk]

yeah....my neighbor eats stinky food too sometimes. I can't stand the smell of raw onions in the morning but he gets them on subway breakfast sandwiches.

This one doesn't eat much in the way of stinky food, but I used to work with one chick who had Chinese food every day. Not only was it stinky, but somehow she managed to get grease over every surface in her office. When she finally got fired, we had to just throw out her keyboard. Totally unsalvagable.

We finally moved to get rid of the smell.

[The]

This one doesn't eat much in the way of stinky food, but I used to work with one chick who had Chinese food every day. Not only was it stinky, but somehow she managed to get grease over every surface in her office. When she finally got fired, we had to just throw out her keyboard. Totally unsalvagable.

We finally moved to get rid of the smell.

Yeah, but how were her teets?

[soonerchk]

Yeah, but how were her teets?

No idea. I do know she didn't wear panties. I know this because a client complained about it.

[waynepayne]

When one of your coworkers has popcorn every morning at 8 and then has the even bigger gall to burn it, you all get back to me. :mad:

[soonerchk]

When one of your coworkers has popcorn every morning at 8 and then has the even bigger gall to burn it, you all get back to me. :mad:

I never expected you to allow that kind of behavior.:eek:

[OU_Sooners75]

Pics or it didn't happen.


Oh, those suckers....man oh man! :gary:

[soonerbrat]

Hey Mayor McCheese - everyone missed you monday night.

[soonerbrat]

ok, maybe they didn't "miss" you but they asked where you were. :D

[waynepayne]

I never expected you to allow that kind of behavior.:eek:

I know ryte?

I mean you just dont **** where you live! Go pop that crap down the hall.