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SoonerPr8r
11/29/2010, 03:27 PM
http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/OSU/article.aspx?subjectid=93&articleid=20101129_93_B1_CUTLIN314128


In the 110-season history of Oklahoma State football, four teams have had records of 10-2.

The 1984 Cowboys were 10-2. They lost to OU and Nebraska.

The 1987 Cowboys were 10-2. They lost to OU and Nebraska.

The 1988 Cowboys were 10-2. They lost to OU and Nebraska.

And at the end of an unexpectedly successful 2010 regular season, during which they became a nationally renowned offensive juggernaut that set numerous school records, the Cowboys once again are 10-2.

And, once again, the defeats were dealt by the Sooners and the Huskers.

SoonerPr8r
11/29/2010, 03:28 PM
And i found this gem in the comments section


cowboycardinal, Broken Arrow (6 hours ago)
Dispelling some rumors;IT IS NOT TRUE......

1.It is not true that Coach Gundy is Charlie Brown,and Coach Stoops is Lucy.(AUUUGGGGHHH!)
2.It is not true that Boone Pickens has arranged to be cryogenically frozen after his death,so he can come back decades later...when Gundy finally beats OU.
3.It is not true that the OSU defense was put through sensitivity training.
4.3 years ago Coach Gundy said"I'm a MAN"!It is not true that Coach Gundy now feels like a "very old man".
5.It is not true that a group pf witches have targeted the OSU football team,casting injury hexes on its best player every year before bedlam.
6.It is not true that OSU AD Holder will announce a mortgage type financing plan for those who want to buy season tickets.
7.It is not true that Boone Pickens has decided,for the TU game next year in Tulsa,to charter the Concorde to transport the team.It is also not true that the plane will not take off due to mechanical problems,causing the team to rent a fleet of chevys,and arrive at the stadium midway through the 2nd qtr.
8.It is also not true that when OSU arrives in the 2nd qtr,TU scores more points and gets more yards than they did playing against no opposition.
9.It is not true that for next years game with OSU,TU officials are buying a new scoreboard that will have 3 digits on the home and visitor score column.(My prediction;OSU 119-TU 114).Each team scores 17 TDs, 5 times Coach Graham goes for 2,missing each time.Pistol Pete runs out of blanks,the guy doing pushups after each score has to be rushed to the hospital.

allanace16
11/29/2010, 04:20 PM
Heh! Brings a tear to my eye.

Shakadoodoo
11/29/2010, 04:32 PM
That's good stuff!

Veritas
11/29/2010, 04:50 PM
That's hilarious.

Thank the sweet baby Jebus in heaven I wasn't born a poke.

But heya! Maybe with NU out of the conference they can get an 11-1 season in there! HOPE ABOUNDS!








No, no it doesn't.

Soonerwake
11/29/2010, 05:06 PM
This made me giggle a little.. OK, alot.. :D

85sooners
11/29/2010, 05:22 PM
:D

SoonerMarkVA
11/29/2010, 07:03 PM
It really does seem like old times!

007sooner
11/29/2010, 07:53 PM
hahahaha that's brilliant.

homerSimpsonsBrain
11/29/2010, 07:57 PM
That's hilarious.

Thank the sweet baby Jebus in heaven I wasn't born a poke.



Nobody is born a Poke. Its a learned behavior. Like picking your nose or farting on the elevator

Veritas
11/29/2010, 08:47 PM
Nobody is born a Poke. Its a learned behavior. Like picking your nose or farting on the elevator
As one who just finished picking his nose and farts in enclosed areas on a regular basis I resent the association with pokes. :mad: