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Fraggle145
11/29/2010, 01:20 PM
Stillwater, OK (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Payne County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree reasonably possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Oklahoma State Cowboys college football program, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone from Oklahoma.

:D

OU Engineer
11/29/2010, 01:21 PM
this is priceless.

edit: and I'm stealing it.

oudavid1
11/29/2010, 03:08 PM
heard it, love it, post it. +1

sooner59
11/29/2010, 03:49 PM
Awesome!

allanace16
11/29/2010, 04:07 PM
Win.

setem
11/29/2010, 07:01 PM
Bazzinga!

Chiliman
11/29/2010, 08:07 PM
As a divorce lawyer, I can't wait to share this joke with a couple of my aggie partners.

GKeeper316
11/29/2010, 08:19 PM
win

slh1234
11/29/2010, 08:20 PM
:D

usaosooner
11/29/2010, 08:21 PM
I approve of this post

85sooners
11/29/2010, 08:36 PM
:D

SoonerPr8r
11/29/2010, 09:52 PM
Lol herd this one earlier this year but it was the Dallas Cowboys couldn't beat anyone. This is still good.

VA Sooner
11/29/2010, 09:54 PM
My first time to read it and damned funny! I've got to share this one with my Tech friends here in Virginia.

IslandSooner
11/29/2010, 10:00 PM
That is Awesome