Coach Pellini

[SoonerStormchaser]

loves bunnies and kittens and rainbows and long walks on the beach...it all matches his calm demeanor.:D

IT'S BIG XII TITLE WEEK MOTHER****ERS!

[Dio]

...doesn't like Pina Coladas, or making love in the rain

[agoo758]

Uses Pop Rocks for shampoo.

[MamaMia]

...is allergic to cheeseburgers in paradise.

[FirstandGoal]

..... is feeling very zen right now

[Football Jim]

Is one ugly obnoxious SOB

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

In real life actually smells as bad as he looks like he does on TV.

[cyclonesooner]

Looks like one of the GOONS in the old POPEYE cartoons.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Should not be allowed to purchase or possess a firearm.

[SoonerPr8r]

Hopes this year the game will be 1 sec shorter.

[Dio]

...was the gunman on the grassy knoll

[Dr. Jelly Finger]

Is suing the world for the mispelling of his sandwich

I prefer chicken and mozzarella....

[caseysooner]

...can smell his own A$$ with that nose

[chuckrollz]

owns stock in wrigleys.

[Hot Rod]

Should chew gum more often...

[Dio]

...has a cousin named Luke

[olevetonahill]

Says when I grow up I want to be as good as Bob

[GKeeper316]

yells at taylor martinez like he is in america illegally

[SoonerStormchaser]

Psst, Howard...already started here by me:
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148212

[birddog]

auditioned for the role of "stupid vulture" in the live action remake of the new bugs bunny movie.

[SoonerKnight]

can't coach defence as well as venables!!!!!!!

[Ground_Attack]

spent halftime of the CU game texting Mr Martinez.

[boomersooner28]

....must be kin to pinnochio.

[budbarrybob]

Will win this years Nobel Peace Prize.

[Husker In Oklahoma]

.....is about to win the final "Big 12" Championship!! :cool:

[OUNC06]

is an angry little troll.

[StoopTroup]

...will someday get the role of "Mumbles" in the next DICK Tracy remake

8OJTE98Ooss

[PDXsooner]

was in the Afrin commercial walking around as a giant nose.

[Dan Thompson]

Would like to have a royal OU send off to the BIG 10.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Will lead the Husking Defectors into the New Big 12 Land of Milk & Honey with his tail between his legs.

[SoonerStormchaser]

bumpiez

[slh1234]

...doesn't like Pina Coladas, or making love in the rain

TMI!!!! TMI!!!

[SoonerInFortSmith]

Moonlights as a truffle sniffing pig.

[OUmillenium]

...likes to be called "Peach" instead of Bo

[deweydw]

... likes to smell his armpits, then whispers Superstar.

[dvdcrr]

...would teach Venables about defense but doesn't have the time or patience.

[StoopTroup]

.....is about to win the final "Big 12" Championship!! :cool:

:bsmf:

[Soonerjesse27]

head is sure to explode by the 3rd qter:eek:

[HolaKyle]

Bo Pelini Wikipedia's Page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bo_Pelini)

I don't see any of that on his wikipedia page...







...makes Mel Gibson look calm.

[StoopTroup]

:bsmf:

[BudSooner]

Lists Big Bird as a friend on MySpace.





Yeah, MySpace.

[StoopTroup]

....is drunk as a retard right now looking through his playbook.

[ouduckhunter]

works out in a string bikini.

[cjames317]

... always wanted to be a Stoops.

[oudivesherpa]

Trips on Valium

[hawaii 5-0]

offered a leg for Austin Box to pee on.


Box declined. A skunk, however, took him up on his offer.



5-0

[delhalew]

Told me to tell you guys "****ing ****ing **** sucking little bastards **** headed dickknuckle mother ****ers...BITCH!"


Jeez...same to you Bo.

[huskerland]

Karma: Just like Iowa jawing their opponents and losing games! *Smile*!

[usaosooner]

drinks his wine on ice

[Landthief 1972]

Is currently suing SNL over the "Oops, I crapped my pants diaper" skit, claiming it's too similar to his "oops, I pissed myself on national tv" skit.

(loud whispering)


...Huh? What do you mean that wasn't a skit? He really wet himself?!?

[soonerboy_odanorth]

...snatches the "turtle head" pokin' out of his butt from between his cheeks and goes ballistic on it for taking itself out of his game without permission.

[Bonehead]

Was the inspiration for Mr. Burns on the Simpsons

[KantoSooner]

Is still hurt when family friends refer to Bob Stoops as 'Andy' and to him as 'Barney'.

[bent rider]

Hates when the press includes his middle name, Peep, in a story.

[bent rider]

Is still hurt when family friends refer to Bob Stoops as 'Andy' and to him as 'Barney'.

Does that make Mike Gundy, "Goober"?

[winout]

... makes quarterback changes when his receivers are dropping passes.

[The Ghost of Mex]

...has a tiny pellini.

[cjames317]

... doesn't even think about raising his voice to Mr. Mangino.

[SunnySooner]

wears gray hoodies to church, 'cause, you know, gotta dress up to go to church.

[bent rider]

...wants to yell at someone just as soon as he figures out what the hex is going on.

[opksooner]

.......washes his hands after he eats.

[SoonerObsession]

...calls "The Rant" every night on channel 4 news.

[SoonerObsession]

...updates his Facebook status with interesting tidbits like "I'm doing the laundry" and "Just filled my car with gas".

[oulucas]

Does that make Mike Gundy, "Goober"?

Yep, and Eddie Sutton is Otis!

[goingoneight]

... just found out about this awesome new site called myspace.

[dvdcrr]

...loves to beat the spooners!

[BoomerJ]

was stung by a bunch of bees in the face.

[sooneredaco]

Thinks ethanol is the greatest thing since corn

[bent rider]

...prefers Coke with low fructose corn syrup.

[TahoeSOONER]

... has unlimited calls to parents of Cornhusker QBs on his cell phone plan.

[TahoeSOONER]

...gets tips from Tom Osborne on how to **** down his leg and run to other conferences.

[Soonerite]

...gave Toucan Sam a run for his money in the casting call for the Froot Loops commercial.

[bent rider]

...thinks chicks dig him when he tells them his name is spelled, "Beau".

[Whet]

... like to be referred to as "Mr. Pee Pants"

[Whet]

... doesn't know "Pellini" in Italian means pant wetter.

[WA. Sooner]

Was shocked to find out that the big ten was not a body part

[sendbaht]

is a registered sex offender. In his police report it says we likes to poke kids in the chest.

[Soonerntxs]

Will overflow the CURSE WORD JAR on the sidelines SAT!

[OULenexaman]

voted for Obama...

[Landthief 1972]

Was last seen climbing to the top of Jerry World to remove any and all cell transmitter towers...just in case.

[TahoeSOONER]

...blames his brother when the defense gives up points.

[OULenexaman]

is a real live FPOMF....and doesn't like CDIAB.

[sOUnder]

wakes up and smells the coffee...in Colombia.

[Danielyork]

Likes it when his wife gives him the Shocker.

[bent rider]

...has a new mantra, "SERENITY NOW!!!!"

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Takes meds to keep his veins supple so they won't burst when he coaches in a game...

[KantoSooner]

walks like an Egyptian. (close your eyes and dial up the mental image...)

[HuskerFan]

Bo Pelini is a great coach who has turned around the Huskers. His current record is 30-10.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Bo Pelini is a great coach who has turned around the Huskers. His current record is 30-10.He will be able to recruit some of the best kids from Iowa, Minnesota and the Dakotas, who appreciate, and actually enjoy those nasty winters you have there in Huskerville

[opksooner]

is a real live FPOMF....and doesn't like CDIAB.

FPOMF! LOL. It has been a while, hasn't it, Lenexa?

[cjames317]

... lives Cee-Lo's song every single day.

[StoopTroup]

chugs mudslides off of Uncle Tom's *** crack.

[StoopTroup]

Bo Pelini is a great coach who has turned around the Huskers. His current record is 30-10.

...just had his salad tossed by HuskerFan

[StoopTroup]

...is looking for tickets for the game and is afraid he might not get in

[StoopTroup]

....brushes his tooph with a corn silk tooph brush

[Sooner70]

My guess is after the Chancellor called Tom Osborne and then Tom had a bit of a counselling session with Bo, he's realized he doesn't have a lot of floor to dance on at Nebraska. He ain't there yet. The Nebs pride themselves on running a classy program and those type antics by the HC won't cut it. It's not the Nebraska standard. Based on his subsequent behavior, I'd guess he'll be a good boy on the sidelines from here on out. If not, it's likely he'll be out of a job.

[SoonerManiac]

Every time he hears a Justin Bieber song, he sobs uncontrollably and thinks to himself, "He gets me."

[blaine4oh5]

is long lost brothers with Simon Cowell from american idol.

[cjames317]

... will sign copies of his MS Paint portrait by thujone (shaggybevo poster) before the game.

[KantoSooner]

...would dance the Hokey Pokey, but gets confused by the complex moves involved.

[deweydw]

... owns only one sweatshirt.

[deweydw]

... puts a clip on tie on his sweatshirt when he goes to a fancy diner.

[BigDeezy]

Likes to go nose to nose where he has a distinct advantage.

[KYSooner]

looks like a shark when he does the backstroke.

[OKLA21FAN]

:gary:

[Soonerfan88]

...now wears Depends to games.




This needs a little bump back to the top.

[SoonerReverend]

Does anyone have the screen shot after the Nebraska v Iowa State game when he had snot running out of his nose during is post game interview? It was really close up and his nostril was really big and snot was running all the way down to his lip. My wife delete the picture I took of it.

[KYSooner]

Okay, didnt see this one already posted.

[GottaHavePride]

BEEP BEEP! MERGIN'!

[SoonerReverend]

He has a snotty nose

I don't know how to post pictures but take a look.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://oi52.tinypic.com/2afl936.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/msu-red-cedar-message-board/475696-bo-pelini-needs-kleenex.html&usg=__oA9K-aY4w8np0PHh_3FjMwRgs1M=&h=878&w=1280&sz=862&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=rFN7jLEHjP3rJM:&tbnh=118&tbnw=157&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbo%2Bpelini%2Bsnot%2Binterview%26um%3 D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1224%26bih%3D672%26tbs%3Disch: 1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=706&vpy=73&dur=5830&hovh=186&hovw=271&tx=150&ty=151&ei=7WL4TIrMEYH78AbM7OnYAw&oei=7WL4TIrMEYH78AbM7OnYAw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=29&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0

[cjames317]

... fixed the game clock at Jerry World so that last second ticks off a little quicker this time.

[Crimson_Balls]

can suck a golf ball out of a garden hose!

[2121Sooner]

....can pick his nose with his fist

[Soonerntxs]

Will be served some CREAM CORN this weekend!

[2121Sooner]

....can inhale an entire kilo of coke with one sniff

[usaosooner]

eats green bananas

[Huskerballz]

Doesn't wear a visor....thankfully.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Doesn't wear a visor....thankfully.

... but does wear blinders... blinders of RAGE!!!

[Soonerntxs]

Doesn't wear a visor....thankfully.

They don't make em that BIG! However, he is welcome to wear a 2010 OU, BIG 12 Champ t-shirt following the game....:D

[BigBoomerInBigD]

...uses sheep shears to trim his nose hairs.

[BigBoomerInBigD]

...has to step into his shirts.

[Whet]

... brother poops his pants during games. They are known as the pee-poop brothers.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Will be served some CREAM CORN this weekend!It's our going away present.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

...has to step into his shirts.Super Signature!

[Booner]

Had Taylor Martinez deported after his injury so that he could open up a scholly for someone who can really beat up a girlfriend.

[2121Sooner]

....thought the dude in The Crying Game was hotter AFTER the reveal.

[allanace16]

doesn't have Taylor Martinez or his daddy in his "fave 5".

[2121Sooner]

....thought LeBron's idea to do "The Decision" live on ESPN was a wise PR move

[2121Sooner]

masturbates with stem cells .......

[Soonerntxs]

Smells life on other planets!