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Fraggle145
11/27/2010, 03:35 PM
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/The-Top-Ten-Daily-Consequences-of-Having-Evolved.html


The Top Ten Daily Consequences of Having Evolved
From hiccups to wisdom teeth, the evolution of homo sapiens has left behind some glaring, yet innately human, imperfections
By Rob Dunn
Smithsonian.com, November 19, 2010


Read more: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/The-Top-Ten-Daily-Consequences-of-Having-Evolved.html#ixzz16W7GXp8S

Natural selection acts by winnowing the individuals of each generation, sometimes clumsily, as old parts and genes are co-opted for new roles. As a result, all species inhabit bodies imperfect for the lives they live. Our own bodies are worse off than most simply because of the many differences between the wilderness in which we evolved and the modern world in which we live. We feel the consequences every day. Here are ten.

1. Our cells are weird chimeras
Perhaps a billion years ago, a single-celled organism arose that would ultimately give rise to all of the plants and animals on Earth, including us. This ancestor was the result of a merging: one cell swallowed, imperfectly, another cell. The predator provided the outsides, the nucleus and most of the rest of the chimera. The prey became the mitochondrion, the cellular organ that produces energy. Most of the time, this ancient symbiosis proceeds amicably. But every so often, our mitochondria and their surrounding cells fight. The result is diseases, such as mitochondrial myopathies (a range of muscle diseases) or Leigh’s disease (which affects the central nervous system).

2. Hiccups
The first air-breathing fish and amphibians extracted oxygen using gills when in the water and primitive lungs when on land—and to do so, they had to be able to close the glottis, or entryway to the lungs, when underwater. Importantly, the entryway (or glottis) to the lungs could be closed. When underwater, the animals pushed water past their gills while simultaneously pushing the glottis down. We descendants of these animals were left with vestiges of their history, including the hiccup. In hiccupping, we use ancient muscles to quickly close the glottis while sucking in (albeit air, not water). Hiccups no longer serve a function, but they persist without causing us harm—aside from frustration and occasional embarrassment. One of the reasons it is so difficult to stop hiccupping is that the entire process is controlled by a part of our brain that evolved long before consciousness, and so try as you might, you cannot think hiccups away.

3. Backaches
The backs of vertebrates evolved as a kind of horizontal pole under which guts were slung. It was arched in the way a bridge might be arched, to support weight. Then, for reasons anthropologists debate long into the night, our hominid ancestors stood upright, which was the bodily equivalent of tipping a bridge on end. Standing on hind legs offered advantages—seeing long distances, for one, or freeing the hands to do other things—but it also turned our backs from an arched bridge to an S shape. The letter S, for all its beauty, is not meant to support weight and so our backs fail, consistently and painfully.

4. Unsupported intestines
Once we stood upright, our intestines hung down instead of being cradled by our stomach muscles. In this new position, our innards were not as well supported as they had been in our quadrupedal ancestors. The guts sat atop a hodgepodge of internal parts, including, in men, the cavities in the body wall through which the scrotum and its nerves descend during the first year of life. Every so often, our intestines find their way through these holes—in the way that noodles sneak out of a sieve—forming an inguinal hernia.

5. Choking
In most animals, the trachea (the passage for air) and the esophagus (the passage for food) are oriented such that the esophagus is below the trachea. In a cat's throat, for example, the two tubes run roughly horizontal and parallel to each other before heading on to the stomach and lung, respectively. In this configuration, gravity tends to push food down toward the lower esophagus. Not so in humans. Modifications of the trachea to allow speech pushed the trachea and esophagus further down the throat to make way. Simultaneously, our upright posture put the trachea and esophagus in a near-vertical orientation. Together these changes leave falling food or water about a 50-50 chance of falling in the “wrong tube.” As a consequence, in those moments in which the epiglottis does not have time to cover the trachea, we choke. We might be said to choke on our success. Monkeys suffer the same fate only rarely, but then again they can’t sing or dance. Then again, neither can I.

6. We're awfully cold in winter
Fur is a warm hug on a cold day, useful and nearly ubiquitous among mammals. But we and a few other species, such as naked mole rats, lost it when we lived in tropical environments. Debate remains as to why this happened, but the most plausible explanation is that when modern humans began to live in larger groups, our hair filled with more and more ticks and lice. Individuals with less hair were perhaps less likely to get parasite-borne diseases. Being hairless in Africa was not so bad, but once we moved into Arctic lands, it had real drawbacks. Evolution has no foresight, no sense of where its work will go.

7. Goosebumps don't really help
When our ancestors were covered in fur, muscles in their skin called “arrector pili” contracted when they were upset or cold, making their fur stand on end. When an angry or frightened dog barks at you, these are the muscles that raise its bristling hair. The same muscles puff up the feathers of birds and the fur of mammals on cold days to help keep them warm. Although we no longer have fur, we still have fur muscles just beneath our skin. They flex each time we are scared by a bristling dog or chilled by a wind, and in doing so give us goose bumps that make our thin hair stand uselessly on end.

8. Our brains squeeze our teeth
A genetic mutation in our recent ancestors caused their descendants to have roomy skulls that accommodated larger brains. This may seem like pure success—brilliance, or its antecedent anyway. But the gene that made way for a larger brain did so by diverting bone away from our jaws, which caused them to become thinner and smaller. With smaller jaws, we could not eat tough food as easily as our thicker-jawed ancestors, but we could think our way out of that problem with the use of fire and stone tools. Yet because our teeth are roughly the same size as they have long been, our shrinking jaws don’t leave enough room for them in our mouths. Our wisdom teeth need to be pulled because our brains are too big.

9. Obesity
Many of the ways in which our bodies fail have to do with very recent changes, changes in how we use our bodies and structure our societies. Hunger evolved as a trigger to drive us to search out food. Our taste buds evolved to encourage us to choose foods that benefited our bodies (such as sugar, salt and fat) and avoid those that might be poisonous. In much of the modern world, we have more food than we require, but our hunger and cravings continue. They are a bodily GPS unit that insists on taking us where we no longer need to go. Our taste buds ask for more sugar, salt and fat, and we obey.

10 to 100. The list goes on.
I have not even mentioned male nipples. I have said nothing of the blind spot in our eyes. Nor of the muscles some of use to wiggle our ears. We are full of the accumulated baggage of our idiosyncratic histories. The body is built on an old form, out of parts that once did very different things. So take a moment to pause and sit on your coccyx, the bone that was once a tail. Roll your ankles, each of which once connected a front leg to a paw. Revel not in who you are but who you were. It is, after all, amazing what evolution has made out of bits and pieces. Nor are we in any way alone or unique. Each plant, animal and fungus carries its own consequences of life's improvisational genius. So, long live the chimeras. In the meantime, if you will excuse me, I am going to rest my back.


:gary:

Ike
11/27/2010, 04:21 PM
Irreducible complexity is found everywhere...


Oh wait...

silverwheels
11/27/2010, 04:38 PM
Seriously, though, why do men have nipples?

StoopTroup
11/27/2010, 04:51 PM
If there really is gravity then why doesn't everyone's penis drag the ground?

Why is it just me?

AlboSooner
11/27/2010, 05:15 PM
This is the beauty of America: people of many beliefs under one nation.

Fraggle145
11/27/2010, 05:22 PM
Seriously, though, why do men have nipples?

Evolutionary leftovers. Some men can in fact produce milk, but its quite rare.

OhU1
11/27/2010, 06:01 PM
Some men can in fact produce milk, but its quite rare.

With his massive man boobs I bet Mark Mangino can. :eek:

MR2-Sooner86
11/27/2010, 06:01 PM
Evolutionary leftovers. Some men can in fact produce milk, but its quite rare.

I thought it was how we are made. All men are women in a way but while in the womb extra testosterone pushes us to be made but nipples are kind of a "leftover" per say.

proud gonzo
11/27/2010, 07:29 PM
I thought it was how we are made. All men are women in a way but while in the womb extra testosterone pushes us to be made but nipples are kind of a "leftover" per say.

I dunno that I buy that explanation. Embryos don't become male because of hormones. Even from the first cell, male offspring have an X and a Y chromosome and are genetically male. It's not like humans have temperature-dependent sex determination like alligators.

Eielson
11/27/2010, 08:05 PM
Seriously, though, why do men have nipples?

I'm pretty sure that nobody really knows. There are just some decent sounding guesses.

usaosooner
11/28/2010, 03:52 AM
Seriously, though, why do men have nipples?

Males have XY chromosomes,females are XX. After conception we are all inherently female, its not until the fourth-six weeks of a pregnancy does the Y gene start pushing testosterone, which shapes the way the body/mind develop.Thats why ultrasounds are done in the 10-12th week to determine sex of the child .:texan:

Fraggle145
11/28/2010, 03:00 PM
Males have XY chromosomes,females are XX. After conception we are all inherently female, its not until the fourth-six weeks of a pregnancy does the Y gene start pushing testosterone, which shapes the way the body/mind develop.Thats why ultrasounds are done in the 10-12th week to determine sex of the child .:texan:

There is a little more to it than just testosterone (lots of other hormones and gene interactions are involved during development), but for the most part...

Basically there just isnt any selection against human males having nipples so we still have nipples.

GDC
11/28/2010, 10:19 PM
Another consequence of evolution is finding a giant black monolith on the moon and becoming a star child.

Penguin
11/28/2010, 10:41 PM
I've always thought the choking thing was our biggest design flaw. Everytime we try to swallow food, we have a decent chance of dying.

C&CDean
11/28/2010, 10:58 PM
Y'all may have evolved from some single cell organism. Me? Not so much. BTW, my man nips are perfection.

Half a Hundred
11/28/2010, 11:02 PM
I dunno that I buy that explanation. Embryos don't become male because of hormones. Even from the first cell, male offspring have an X and a Y chromosome and are genetically male. It's not like humans have temperature-dependent sex determination like alligators.

Actually, they do - there's something called androgen insensitivity syndrome. Women who have it are very feminine in appearance, with breasts, wide hips and vulvas, but with two catches. The first is that they're permanently sterile. The second is that they have an XY 23rd chromosome, and internal testes instead of ovaries.

So are they male or female? Depends on your definition.

Jacie
11/29/2010, 02:33 PM
Y'all may have evolved from some single cell organism. Me? Not so much. BTW, my man nips are perfection.

Now you've posted something we can all agree on, compared to the rest of the human race, you haven't really evolved at all . . .

Fraggle145
11/29/2010, 02:49 PM
Bazinga.

Penguin
11/29/2010, 05:20 PM
OH NO HE DIDN'T!

Oldnslo
11/29/2010, 05:32 PM
TTIWWP

usaosooner
11/29/2010, 05:35 PM
Now you've posted something we can all agree on, compared to the rest of the human race, you haven't really evolved at all . . .

oh snaps... just got real.... :pop:

starclassic tama
11/29/2010, 07:15 PM
Now you've posted something we can all agree on, compared to the rest of the human race, you haven't really evolved at all . . .

o/

salth2o
11/29/2010, 10:19 PM
Evolutionary leftovers. Some men can in fact produce milk, but its quite rare.

Can they be milked?

Tulsa_Fireman
11/29/2010, 11:16 PM
Only for cereal.

SunnySooner
11/30/2010, 01:49 PM
Male nipples are hawt. Moobs...not so much. ;)

sooner59
11/30/2010, 05:06 PM
Heh. moob.

dwarthog
11/30/2010, 06:32 PM
Can they be milked?

Anything with nipples can be milked.....

Fraggle145
12/1/2010, 03:05 PM
I've got nipples Greg. Can you milk me?

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Robert-De-Niro-Meet-the-Parents.1.jpg

PDXsooner
12/1/2010, 04:03 PM
I'm currently reading Richard Dawkins' book "The Greatest Show on Earth" -- fascinating.

soonerscuba
12/1/2010, 04:10 PM
Everyone knows God didn't support our intestines to test our faith.

OUmillenium
12/2/2010, 01:51 PM
I've got nipples Greg. Can you milk me?

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Robert-De-Niro-Meet-the-Parents.1.jpg

beat me to it! spek