OFFISHUL * vs TAMUFLU Turkey Bowl Thread

[StoopTroup]

Here they go.....

LMAO!

I'm gonna go ahead and One Star this Muther FLUCKER ! !!

[soonersam]

Ghey

[StoopTroup]

hiccup

[soonersam]

I think theyll come back to that play

[usaosooner]

Death To *:gary:

[StoopTroup]

Ghey

If you mean Gideon's attempt to **** off tamu...I think you might be right. He might have caused a little fumble on the kickoff but he better STFU until his little defense stops taankletoes.

[tcrb]

I hope...no bowl for *

[StoopTroup]

I'd go out with a sore knee in the 1st qtr too if my team succed teh bols dat teh * succed teh bols.

[Judge Smails]

I'm confused. Who should I root for/against?

[ratherthanlater]

I'm torn with this one. I want Te**** to get curb stomped but don't want the toy soldiers to look good doing it. How about a tornado? Can a cracka get a tornado up in this biotch?

[StoopTroup]

I'm confused. Who should I root for/against?

Craig James.

[soonersam]

This game reminds of seeing a mexican hump a mexican

[HBick]

gideon is a tool.

Oh and how funny is it that Roy Williams is the reason why the Cowboys lost? THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU ROY

[StoopTroup]

I'm torn with this one. I want Te**** to get curb stomped but don't want the toy soldiers to look good doing it. How about a tornado? Can a cracka get a tornado up in this biotch?

There ya go....38 yard turdnader.

[soonersam]

I'm confused. Who should I root for/against?
Obama

[tcrb]

I'm confused. Who should I root for/against?

Fielder's choice. No way for an OU fan to lose tonight.

[Judge Smails]

Craig James.

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[StoopTroup]

This game reminds of seeing a mexican hump a mexican

BTK! You betta get in here!

[sendbaht]

crap...oh well....now the aggies D can catch a ball from gilbert and run it in for a score.

[soonersam]

BTK! You betta get in here!

HA

[StoopTroup]

:confused: :confused: :confused:

Wait until you see who's in the booth being the creamy center of the Vanilla Oreo Pkg.

[StoopTroup]

Nice catch Fozzy.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/m_015dfaae961554011a83a38d46e0f04f.jpg

[StoopTroup]

fag offense.

[usaosooner]

Don't go full Aggy, Aggy D

[StoopTroup]

cum rags are a flying....

[ratherthanlater]

So are those people in the ROTC or just ghey?

[soonersam]

the under was the bet of the centry

[StoopTroup]

So are those people in the ROTC or just ghey?

Don't *** don't smell.

[StoopTroup]

Time for the ole mule to kick again.

:mack:

[ratherthanlater]

I'll just assume they are polesmokes.

[StoopTroup]

After 45 pOUnds of food....I think I'll head on out to Applebees for a late night snack.

BlK62rjQWLk

[usaosooner]

Ags should march on these fools

[aero]

So are those people in the ROTC or just ghey?

both

[StoopTroup]

I'd like to snap a few of those fingers off.

[aero]

Sam Ocho??? Palmer's an idiot

[StoopTroup]

To bad we can't just take this straight to OT and get it over in about 30 minutes.

[usaosooner]

RUN THE BALL A&M!

[aero]

I can see aggies winning 9-6. oh, wait......

[Soonerman82]

I hope I'm wrong. But I've got a feeling A&M is going to crap the bed in this game.

[usaosooner]

Have they shown the crowd? It sounds more A&M than *

[AlboSooner]

* may not score in this game.

[boomermagic]

Damn that was a quick 3 and out for the aggs...

[caseysooner]

This could be one of the most boring games ever

[waynepayne]

A great pocket presence??

really??

[usaosooner]

dang * gain long there

[tcrb]

A great pocket presence??

really??

Heh....just said the same thing to my wife....

[StoopTroup]

tu fans heading back to their seats.

[Okie35]

* may not score in this game.

They'll win.

[OUinFLA]

* may not score in this game.

so much for that becoming post of the day.


:D

[usaosooner]

damn..

[Soonerman82]

Gosh Espin sucks.

[StoopTroup]

Austin: Changing the World one Fecal Matter at a time.

[tcrb]

tu fans heading back to their seats.

There's probably a bunch of them sitting at home in front of their tv thinking 'maybe i shoulda went to the game after all'. :texan:

[usaosooner]

Ags gotta answer

[boomermagic]

The only thing that bothers me is IF a&m wins the damn espn announcers will talk them up to be the best team in the conference and they might get ranked higher than us even if we beat oswho.. they'll damn sure try anyway..

[usaosooner]

The only thing that bothers me is IF a&m wins the damn espn announcers will talk them up to be the best team in the conference and they might get ranked higher than us even if we beat oswho.. they'll damn sure try anyway..


only why the AGs could jump us is if they received 1st place votes and we get left off top 25 ballots... They can't catch us.AT ALL...

[StoopTroup]

Man....somebody needs to tell her that her cranky hanky is blowing in the wind.

[StoopTroup]

whorns should run the ball....lol

:mack:

[StoopTroup]

Gilbert for Heisman!

[Okie35]

The only thing that bothers me is IF a&m wins the damn espn announcers will talk them up to be the best team in the conference and they might get ranked higher than us even if we beat oswho.. they'll damn sure try anyway..

They won't be ranked higher than us period they're playing an unranked team even if they scored 80 and won. We'll be playing a top 10 team if we win we'll probably end up ranked 10th.

[usaosooner]

Texas starting to roll here

[Soonerman82]

How did we lose to A&M?

[Cornfed]

How did we lose to A&M?

Stupid red zone offence.

[usaosooner]

Ags just need to run the ZR

[Okie35]

How did we lose to A&M?

The red zone.

[tcrb]

How did we lose to A&M?

We stubbornly tried to run the ball into the middle of their defense and got stuffed...also dropped 2 touchdown passes. Dint you see the game? :D ;)

[bluedogok]

There's probably a bunch of them sitting at home in front of their tv thinking 'maybe i shoulda went to the game after all'. :texan:
Well, we did have a cold front hit here so it is colder than 70 degrees, that tends to keep a bunch of the indoors in such "bad weather".

It was 84 earlier today, now it is 46...that is a complete shock to the system for many down here.

[boomermagic]

only why the AGs could jump us is if they received 1st place votes and we get left off top 25 ballots... They can't catch us.AT ALL...

Yeah your probably right but I know how espn gets on their crusades tryin to build players or team up hell they MADE Tebow famous.. They do have some influence..

[sperry]

Don't find myself rooting for Texas often (read never), but in this case, go whorns. More bowl money, and no potential shenanigans by the voters to screw us over.

[Soonerman82]

I would rather texas miss a bowl.

[tcrb]

Well, we did have a cold front hit here so it is colder than 70 degrees, that tends to keep a bunch of the indoors in such "bad weather".

It was 84 earlier today, now it is 46...that is a complete shock to the system for many down here.

That same cool front is just now rolling into Houston. We were also 84 today and it's down to 59 now and gonna get into the 40's before morning.

[boomermagic]

Don't find myself rooting for Texas often (read never), but in this case, go whorns. More bowl money, and no potential shenanigans by the voters to screw us over.

I can't root for texass but I don't like a&m either so I'm just watching..

[soonerchk]

The good news is that if * wins, Greg Davis won't get fired. That's not bad for us.

[Soonerman82]

You have got to be kidding me aTm.

[OUinFLA]

You have got to be kidding me aTm.

You have got to be kidding me *.


fumbles abound

[flyou11]

Good fumble recovery. Go Aggies.

(due to Aggies having no chance of jumping us in the BCS thus not hurting our chances to go to the Big 12 Championship; texass loss means they don't go to a bowl game, and finally my overall hate for texass i am pulling for a&m on this game)

[Soonerman82]

You have got to be kidding me *.


fumbles abound

Ha ha I know right?

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

touchdwon aggies

[afs]

nice run

[OUinFLA]

well, that should improve the rushing stats for the half.

nice run aTm

[StoopTroup]

Texas starting to roll here

I guess that's good. They ain't rolling at DKR....

[Soonerman82]

Yes sir Touchdown.

[soonerchk]

Now we'll see if * has any heart at all...

[OUinFLA]

nice shot of Muschump.
otta be a smiley.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

anybody else see the hold at the o-line? damn

[StoopTroup]

anybody else see the hold at the o-line? damn

I was about to throw up so I got away from the TV for a bit. I think it's coming back again....BRB....

[soonercastor]

anybody else see the hold at the o-line? damn

nope :P

[Crimson Kid]

anybody else see the hold at the o-line? damn

Yup i seen that.

[StoopTroup]

Oh Goodie....

Dr. Lou's Pep Talk for the pokies....LMAO!

[Soonerman82]

Oh Goodie....

Dr. Lou's Pep Talk for the pokies....LMAO!

:gary:

[soonerchk]

Oh Goodie....

Dr. Lou's Pep Talk for the pokies....LMAO!

Wonder how much spittle will be involved?

[StoopTroup]

I think I just saw Lid selling bottled water in the stands.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

Wonder how much spittle will be involved?

bring a poncho

[soonerchk]

Did Jesse just say how will Gilbert understands the game? Uh, isn't he the starting QB for an alleged power school? Ya think he might know a little about football?

[afs]

wrong way texas.

[tcrb]

Did Jesse just say how will Gilbert understands the game? Uh, isn't he the starting QB for an alleged power school? Ya think he might know a little about football?

Jesse's had Garret's nuts in his mouth the whole game.

[StoopTroup]

Looks like they just ran the old Elmer Fudd.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

these three announcer look like they are bout to fondle each other....

[StoopTroup]

If you're team is so damn good why does ESPN hawk the game with your WR being the star? Doesn't the QB have to get the ball to him? If he does get him the ball....isn't he the hero?

Just a few questions I ask myself when orange wearing smack talking loSurs start yapping.

[flyou11]

Why does it show that all of the forums are locked for new posts?

[StoopTroup]

these three announcer look like they are bout to fondle each other....

Craig James = pivot man

[soonerchk]

these three announcer look like they are bout to fondle each other....

I don't want to know where their hands are...

[afs]

Why does it show that all of the forums are locked for new posts?


must be b/c you're a noob.

[StoopTroup]

Why does it show that all of the forums are locked for new posts?

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3052383#post3052383

[Judge Smails]

Craig James = pivot man

Is that like being the guy in the barrel?

[StoopTroup]

Is that like being the guy in the barrel?

Check with Marty. :D

[StoopTroup]

Dr. Lou putting on a little orange rouge.....lol

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

Dr. Lou putting on a little orange rouge.....lol

he must have been trading make-up tips with Gumby

[KC//CRIMSON]

Good grief, watching this snore-fest is like watching two fat chicks try and scissor each other.

[soonercastor]

sweet Lou has a pep talk for the pokes :D

[flyou11]

Dr. Lou's pep talk for osu is not something worth listening too. Can't get the camera too close either or he will spit all over it. Time to mute the tv and go to the fridge.

[soonerchk]

I hear Lou screaming, but I don't understand a word he's saying.

[usaosooner]

LOU Holtz is a idiot..fits he is wearing OSU colors

[Judge Smails]

LOU Holtz is a idiot..fits he is wearing OSU colors

He's not an idiot. He's a MAN!

[AlboSooner]

I have no idea what Lou just said

[Soonerman82]

Lou sounds like Daffy Duck.

[StoopTroup]

He's said they should play as hard as they can so they don't lose like they usually do.

[OUinFLA]

He's not an idiot. He's a MAN!

Men can't be idiots?


would you mind calling my wife and correcting her?

[MR2-Sooner86]

Lou sounds like Daffy Duck with Alzheimers.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Hey, Lou, say it, don't spray it!

[soonerchk]

Awesome. Daffy Duck is handling halftime while Huey, Dewey and Louie call the game.

[Judge Smails]

Men can't be idiots?


would you mind calling my wife and correcting her?



I thought he was doing his version of the Mike Gundy I'm A Man speech.

[soonerchk]

I gotta admit - every time they say " * trying to get bowl eligible", I see sunshine and rainbows.

[Soonerman82]

Yay Jenn Brown.

[soonercastor]

lolz GG.

[flyou11]

Interception!!

And texass still sucks

[cccasooner2]

Nice int.

[waynepayne]

We started our own "every time we see the Craig James board" we drink game. So far its been fun although it is increasingly difficult to type...

[Soonerman82]

FG 10-7 aTm leads

[soonerchk]

We started our own "every time we see the Craig James board" we drink game. So far its been fun although it is increasingly difficult to type...

If you are drunk enough to understand Dr Lou, it might be time to stop.

[StoopTroup]

I gotta admit - every time they say " * trying to get bowl eligible", I see sunshine and rainbows.

:mack:

Q5im0Ssyyus

[tcrb]

I gotta admit - every time they say " * trying to get bowl eligible", I see sunshine and rainbows.

Heh....I see unicorns and butterflies.

[soonercastor]

LMAO

[Soonerman82]

Fumble aggy recovers

[CrimsonRez]

this is hilarious

[sperry]

Texas is so unbelievably bad. :texan:

[waynepayne]

If you are drunk enough to understand Dr Lou, it might be time to stop.


As much as Texass keeps turning it over I may just have time to sober up a bit!

[StoopTroup]

:mack::mack::mack::mack:
:mack::mack::mack::mack:
:mack::mack::mack::mack:
:mack::mack::mack::mack:
:mack::mack::mack::mack:
:mack::mack::mack::mack:

[Soonerman82]

Touchdown Texas A&M.

[waynepayne]

Hahahaha, that touchdown pass looked like a Cade Davis 3 pointer!

[OUinFLA]

funny quote from hornfans:


"One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?"

-- Darrell K Royal, when asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries that season resulted from poor physical conditioning

[OUinFLA]

hmm, saxet's returner stumbles over the 30 yard line chalk.

nice footwork

[soonercastor]

LOL

[StoopTroup]

:mack::mack::mack::mack:
......:mack::mack:......
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:mack::mack::mack:
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:mack::mack::mack:

[aero]

I still think we're a pretty good team but it's hard to figure how we beat texas by just 8 and how in the world we lost to atm

[aero]

post on hornfans:

"phew, that was almost a big return. luckily we were able to trip and fall by ourselves and stop it before it started.

wow, a play without a turnover. looks like we're turning it around!"

greatness

[OUEngr1990]

I still think we're a pretty good team but it's hard to figure how we beat texas by just 8 and how in the world we lost to atm

Ronnell Lewis

[OUinFLA]

hornfans is funny tonight:


phew, that was almost a big return. luckily we were able to trip and fall by ourselves and stop it before it started.

wow, a play without a turnover. looks like we're turning it around


Please tell maintenance to quit popping up the sprinkler heads.


1 for 4 on fumble recoveries, right at the season average.


Our players sure fall down a lot pretty much on their own.

[tcrb]

I still think we're a pretty good team but it's hard to figure how we beat texas by just 8 and how in the world we lost to atm

I've had the same questions in my head and I eventually just chalked it up to 'Sh!t happens'.

[jkm, the stolen pifwafwi]

hmm, saxet's returner stumbles over the 30 yard line chalk.

nice footwork

yeah, i had to look again to make sure it wasn't kejuan jones.

[usaosooner]

* not going bowlin, missing all those practices... Ha

[StoopTroup]

Seeing those whorn players beating an old tire with sledge hammers......lol

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q2E5yITblzI/TJAtychHevI/AAAAAAAAAp0/47JgMM9ki4M/s400/Big+Mike+Hitting+It.jpg

[OUinFLA]

how in the world did the wr miss that pass?

[btk108]

geez, they both suck

[Soonerman82]

and they muff the punt.

[misplacedsooner]

id pit our hoops team against * anytime.

[usaosooner]

ruh roh

[StoopTroup]

Dear whorns....you need to start lifting weight like Sooners do.

http://ensemblefitness.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/weight-lifting1.jpg

[Soonerman82]

Great job A&M you gave them a td.

[OUinFLA]

yippie, we have a ball game.


well, maybe not so much. but, better than it was.

[usaosooner]

A&M is going to Aggy this up cause they are lil brother

[StoopTroup]

yippie, we have a ball game.


well, maybe not so much. but, better than it was.

We do? Oh yeah...we do. I guess it's gonna keep the fans from leaving early again.

[afs]

and again. that's a pretty good play.

[waynepayne]

A&M is going to Aggy this up cause they are lil brother

Not so fast!

[flyou11]

TD aggies, keeping the horns at least 10 points away. I like it!!! Horns aren't going bowling and baylor is!!!

[aero]

wow. i just remembered......















texas sucks bad

[StoopTroup]

:mack::mack::mack::mack:
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:mack::mack::mack:

[tcrb]

We do? Oh yeah...we do. I guess it's gonna keep the fans from leaving early again.

Yeah, the whorns will just be that much colder when they head for the parking lot.:D

[Soonerman82]

Nice answer aTm with TD.

[OUinFLA]

man, Muschump has got his defense really ready for this game.
Coach of the Year awards coming soon.

[StoopTroup]

Cyrus Gray....Career Night rushing....LMAO

[OUinFLA]

We do? Oh yeah...we do. I guess it's gonna keep the fans from leaving early again.

No...... I think they might have turned around to take a look, but Im fairly sure they are heading for their cars again.

[StoopTroup]

Maybe get a picture with Bevo and if :mack: scores they'll head back to the seats?

[flyou11]

Almost another turnover, texass can't hold onto the ball if their life depended on it. and it does

[afs]

texas sucks.

[OUinFLA]

wow, horns recover a fumble !
play the fight song.



oh, wait, it was their own fumble.
cancel the fight song.

[Al Gore]

Texas seems really happy to enter the 4th quarter.....must be happy that their pathetic season is one quarter from ending...

[VA Sooner]

Texas trying to fumble this game away faster. Lots of miscues...

Can't believe I'm rooting for the Aggies... lesser of two evils.

[tcrb]

Damn, I just realized that this is the last game I'll get to watch texass lose this year.

[StoopTroup]

:mack:Fans go back to your seats!:mack:

[OUinFLA]

Johnson runs like a tank, Id hate to have to tackle him when he's got a full head of steam

[SoonerBacker]

Damn, I just realized that this is the last game I'll get to watch texass lose this year.

That's alright...there's always next year!

[OUthunder]

UT is really, really bad this year.

[VA Sooner]

That Von Miller is a beast!

[OUinFLA]

horns offensive line is like a fish net with no twine.

they're gonna lose all that yardage Johnson gained

[OUinFLA]

horns block a punt.

[flyou11]

This is no good. Come on aggies don't screw this one up.

[Okie35]

* will win. the foolish aggies are still keeping them around as bad as * is the aggies will blow this game

[tcrb]

oops!

[Soonerman82]

Texas is still in it they blocked a punt.

[OUinFLA]

lol and then has a false start.
horns are pathetic.

[VA Sooner]

Blocked punt... Aggie punter too slow.

False start by offense... I'm surprised Texas Defense hasn't gotten into the face of the offense by now.

[StoopTroup]

I hope they tie this up and go to OT. That's what I wanted about two hours ago.

[Cornfed]

Texas sucks!!!

[StoopTroup]

Whitaker....got his pecka stuck in one of them aggie nut crunchers....lol

[OUinFLA]

how in the heck can Gilbert throw that ball into double coverage.

[VA Sooner]

Almost another INT by Gilbert... wish he was playing for the Cowboys on Saturday.

[flyou11]

well now its a game

[Cornfed]

how in the heck can Gilbert throw that ball into double coverage.

He had the secondary route wide open.

[Soonerman82]

Come on aTm don't crap the bed now.

[MyT Oklahoma]

I just turned the game on and is this a great Thanksgiving or what?

[usaosooner]

c'mon Ags.. keep it together

[flyou11]

I don't think I have seen as sloppy of a game as I'm watching right now. With the exception of the Dallas Cowboy game earlier today.

[OUinFLA]

and of course, apparently the only guy on our team who can catch is the guy who blocks punts. every other team would have that ball bounce back for a TD, but no, our punt blocker is made of superglue and basically catches it off the punter's foot. only 2010 Texas could have stuff work out like that. .

[usaosooner]

big drive for the ags

[OUinFLA]

well, horns, you got one last chance to tie this game up.
But, since you havent had a sustained drive all night, I suggest you just punt the ball on 1st down and hope aTm fumbles the punt.

[StoopTroup]

Why aren't they talking about Blackmon's Flu Cast?

[StoopTroup]

whorns should run a bubble screen.

[StoopTroup]

My gawd....jordan and colt are long gone....quit talking about them....

[OUinFLA]

horns going downfield too much.

[MyT Oklahoma]

That was a terrible pass.

[StoopTroup]

Big play right there...plus 15 yards.

[VA Sooner]

Texas offense waking up... what happened all this time?

[afs]

good jorb on the face mask aggie.

[StoopTroup]

Refs gonna make it a game....

[VA Sooner]

Costly penalties!!!!

[OUinFLA]

I see the reason for throwing down field so far is to capitilize on a PI

[OUthunder]

looked like a ****ty call

[StoopTroup]

Texas offense waking up... what happened all this time?

aggies playing it safe and quit putting on the rush on GG.

[VA Sooner]

BS call!!!!! Look at the replay, Refs.

[afs]

well when your quarterback can't complete a pass.

[OUthunder]

I predict that * will suck next year as well.

[StoopTroup]

Betta call the Elmer Fudd.

[Okie35]

lol refs are raping the aggies like they did nebbish last week.

[Rocko]

The dagger

[afs]

interception, game, aggies

[StoopTroup]

LMAO@:mack:

[OUinFLA]

appropriate

gilbert ends the year with an interception.

[MyT Oklahoma]

Yeah baby.

[Okie35]

intercepted by who else ... von "cramping after offensive momentum" miller

[GKeeper316]

hahahahahahaha nice job aTm

[tcrb]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh!!!!!!!!!

[VA Sooner]

Sooner Magic!!! I mean... Gilbert does it again!

Close call A&M.

[afs]

season.

[StoopTroup]

Tipped pass....INT.

[usaosooner]

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa INT yesssssssssssssssss perfect ending to Texas's season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[flyou11]

Horrible call on the interference.

[Soonerus]

I lost the game on cable in Norman...

[MyT Oklahoma]

Think 5 and 7 *.. 5 and 7. LOL

[GKeeper316]

intercepted by who else ... von "cramping after offensive momentum" miller

my calf! my calf!

i thought a puke would say it first...

[StoopTroup]

whorn D player clapping that they got tamuflu to call a TO with 2:37 left....lol

[flyou11]

Interception!!! Perfect! texass sux :)

[tcrb]

appropriate

gilbert ends the year with an interception.

A perfect * ending, wouldn't you say?

[waynepayne]

Well this has been a really really good day!

[bigfatjerk]

How many people are sad that Texas' season is over.

[VA Sooner]

Going to be a very, very, very long off-season for the 'horns. Will Gilbert be back?

I hope so.

[Okie35]

A perfect * ending, wouldn't you say?

the aggies are playing stupid right now, its not over.

[flyou11]

I see craig james.. drink

[OUthunder]

I bet mack has put on 20 pounds from last season.

[Cornfed]

How many people are sad that Texas' season is over.

Who is this *?? They are forgotten already.