Can I "Opt Out" of the South Oval today?

[Penguin]

Stop patting me down! Your hands are cold. :mad:

[Spring]

Hold me closer, Tony Danza.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

I am just going to ask to be sent through the metal detector nekkid.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

The least they could do is offer a reach-around....

[swardboy]

Can I choose which poster does the patting?

[booomer]

I am just going to ask to be sent through the metal detector nekkid.

Then the scan will show you fully clothed.

[Soonerson1975]

Folks are going to airports now to get happy endings instead of massage parlors.