Fill in the blank

[prrriiide]

You might be an aggy if ____________.

[AlboSooner]

you behave as such.

[WA. Sooner]

If you got married at an Elvis chapel

[MamaMia]

your front truck tag says BEAT OU

[SOONER44EVER]

If you've ever worn a medallion.

[sendbaht]

if all I had was my 2 front teeth

[ouwasp]

you know more about the Sooner depth chart than your own team's starters...

[jumperstop]

can't sell out a 50k stadium.

[King Crimson]

buy books at Love's Country Store

[OUthunder]

if you own an orange vehicle.

[Whet]

... sheep make your leg shutter in an abnormal manner.

[Whet]

... your school mascot is based on the "Otis Campbell" of Stillwater

[Whet]

... you look forward to your Animal Husbandry practical exam.

[SOONER44EVER]

if you've ever looked at you sister in a not so sisterly way.

[Whet]

... believe scooting along the carpet is an acceptable method of cleaning your self after a movement.

[King Crimson]

... your school mascot is based on the "Otis Campbell" of Stillwater

seriously, Pistol Pete looks like the guy who sleeps under the bridge....with a can of paint thinner and a pint of "Old Granddad".

the cartoon PP, he's OK....but live and person ceramic head...kinda scary. not as homoerotic as herbie the husker (happy blonde, pure bred, in overalls)...but just spare-change begging weird. puffy face, unshaven....etc.

[En_Fuego]

....put a dip of snuff in after you just wiped your a$$

[SOFSooner]

If you consider Eskimo Joe's as fine dining.

[usaosooner]

you hate puppies and jesus

[WA. Sooner]

If all your books are colored

[rainiersooner]

are obsessed with whether OU cheats or not.

[Soonerite]

If all your books are colored

Outside the lines. :D

[MrJimBeam]

.....you Let it Rip!!1! :les:

[SoonerBacker]

...you "fire your pistol" every time the pukes get a first down.

[tcrb]

If you realize at the age of 40 that you are now a man.

[MrJimBeam]

....you get "stunned" more than the average fan.





:stunned:

[cleller]

You choose to attend the #2 school in Oklahoma, then brag about it.

[Soonerntxs]

1. You request BUBBA Teeth for a stocking stuffer
2. Pee on your dog, off the back porch of your singlewide
3. Have 5 litters of kittens, you've named
4. Call yourself a season ticket holder, when you won one at the feed store
5. Own two garage sale tee shirts, (1) orange with black OSU (2) dingy white "eat at Joes"

[OklahomaTuba]

Let your momma hand feed you chicken nuggets after a bad day

[SoonerPr8r]

Fill in the blank

that's what she said

[IslandSooner]

You choose to attend the #2 school in Oklahoma, then brag about it.

Correction:
You choose to attend the #3 school in Oklahoma, then brag about it.

[soonerbrat]

you care more about OU losing than your own team winning.

[BoomerSoonerGoOU]

you make fun of "Wal-Mart" OU fans then complain about Wal-Mart not having any OSU garb.

[KantoSooner]

...you've ever 'harvested' roadkill.

[...sooner]

you make a "typical OU fan" video every 2.5 seconds of the day

[GDC]

If you consider Eskimo Joe's as fine dining.

or Cracker Barrel

[usaosooner]

your wife and your sister are the same person

[OUEngr1990]

brag about all your other ncaa championships as if they mean anything...

Sad thing is, anyone outside of OSU fanbase are not even aware of them. Except OU fans because we are constantly reminded...

[OUEngr1990]

...you think of this as a night out on the town:

http://www.ltlf.co.uk/derby/sheep_on_bike.gif

[slh1234]

You introduce your kids using twice as many names as you have kids.

[slh1234]

You have a full set of teeth in your house when 31 of your relatives stop over for a visit.