I am confused

[mdklatt]

Maybe the Agroid Invasion can clear something up for me. During a recent lunch pitstop in Guthrie there was a landscaping crew ahead of me in line, to a man bedecked in various correctional facility orange items. Now we all know that there's no such thing as an oSu T-shirt fan, so you can imagine my confusion. Perhaps these particular oSu alumni were making use of their Landscape Contracting* degrees? I'm concerned that two of them might be overstaying their student visas, though, because no se hablan.

*this is not made up

[mdklatt]

And while I'm at it....

1) When you call us "Zero U", do you realize that makes you Zero State?

2) "UO"? Seriously?? Holy ****, that's lamer than Texas swimming smack.

3) Do you realize how ridiculously inbred backwoods hillbilly the word "gooner" sounds? I don't think it's even possible to pronounce that word with a full complement of teeth.

4) "Yardman U"...your school has a degree program in LANDSCAPE CONTRACTING.

[...sooner]

bahahaahhahahaha...........

[bluedogok]

They like their orange, it's versatile.....they can wear it on game day or during the hunting season on their days off from picking up trash on the side of the road.

[Leroy Lizard]

And don't disparage the term "Sooner" just because it refers to land cheats. After all, you live in the Sooner state