"Pistols Firing"

[En_Fuego]

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Beer
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Meat
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Date
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[osucowboy344]

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And we know what the meat is;

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Did you take these pictures from your farm?

[jumperstop]

Did you take these pictures from your farm?

It's called google, sorry you just now got dial-up in your trailer.

[osucowboy344]

It's called google, sorry you just now got dial-up in your trailer.

Trailer....lol good one!

[rainiersooner]

Trailer....lol good one!

You are one sorry, stupid, S.O.B.

[osucowboy344]

You are one sorry, stupid, S.O.B.

Sorry, I learned from the best on soonerfans.com.:texan:

[EatLeadCommie]

what in the hell is wrong with that goat's butthole?

[Crucifax Autumn]

what in the hell is wrong with that goat's butthole?

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[osucowboy344]

Overuse by osucowboy344

That ain't no sheep:rolleyes: Pistols Limping Texas sucks upside down horns !:texan:

[PDXsooner]

That ain't no sheep:rolleyes: Pistols Limping Texas sucks upside down horns !:texan:

Where in the hell have you been??? I've been on this board since October of 2000 and I don't ever remember a poke poster. Interesting that you're popping out of the woodwork now. I'm sure you'll disappear after it becomes 82-16 overall...

[osucowboy344]

Where in the hell have you been??? I've been on this board since October of 2000 and I don't ever remember a poke poster. Interesting that you're popping out of the woodwork now. I'm sure you'll disappear after it becomes 82-16 overall...

Why would I disappear? I have been trying to get all the sheep together because I figured you OU fans might try to steal them. OU is not going to win 82-16.....it will be more like 100-3. Pokey don't stand a chance. Thats ok we got rassslin.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I miss NYCPoke. He wasn't an idiot.

[cleller]

Did you really think 82-16 was a score?

[XingTheRubicon]

counting is hard

[ruf/nekdad]

I miss NYCPoke. He wasn't an idiot.

Yep.

[CrimsonRez]

Why would I disappear? I have been trying to get all the sheep together because I figured you OU fans might try to steal them. OU is not going to win 82-16.....it will be more like 100-3. Pokey don't stand a chance. Thats ok we got rassslin.

I know it may seem like it..but 82-16 is not what he thinks the final score will be lol!

[homb1978]

lolololol.

[CrimsonRez]

lolololol.

I know!!! he's such a dumbass right homb?

[homb1978]

I know!!! he's such a dumbass right homb?

YEAH TUCK FEXAS. HoRnSdOwN!!

[blaine4oh5]

good ol' aggies. Always good for a laugh.

[CrimsonRez]

YEAH TUCK FEXAS. HoRnSdOwN!!

Ya!!! :D

[rekamrettuB]

Did you really think 82-16 was a score?

I wouldn't know the series record either if I was on the 16 side.

[OKLA21FAN]

I know it may seem like it..but 82-16 is not what he thinks the final score will be lol!

Ties!!!!! what about the ties!!!!!! :pop:

[ousooners182]

i wish osu had ppl better at trolling ...this sucks :(

[bonkuba]

I actually tried to listen to the Poke game on the way down to Wacko on XM. I just couldn't handle the idiot that calls the game...."Pistols firing"....stupidest thing I have ever heard. Point those pistols at his head? Cooooooool.

[SoonerPr8r]

Why would I disappear? I have been trying to get all the sheep together because I figured you OU fans might try to steal them. OU is not going to win 82-16.....it will be more like 100-3. Pokey don't stand a chance. Thats ok we got rassslin.


Don't worry we aren't going to steal your dates....

[sooneron]

Sorry, I learned from the best on soonerfans.com.:texan:

You haven't been here long enough to know ****.

[sooneron]

YEAH TUCK FEXAS. HoRnSdOwN!!

Oh, you mean our real rival?

[homb1978]

Oh, you mean our real rival?

Yeah, the team not going to a bowl who took y'all to the wire.

[btk108]

Yeah, the team not going to a bowl who took y'all to the wire.

It's easy when you only have to get up for ONE game a year.....just ask Boise State.

[picasso]

Yeah, the team not going to a bowl who took y'all to the wire.

And they spanked the team that beat you.

Comparative scores are cool huh?

Please don't even try to talk football with us Poke. We've been there and back many times.
You? You're almost there for the first time.

[homb1978]

And they spanked the team that beat you.

Comparative scores are cool huh?

Please don't even try to talk football with us Poke. We've been there and back many times.
You? You're almost there for the first time.

Yeah, I'll be your football knowledge is off the charts.

[homb1978]

It's easy when you only have to get up for ONE game a year.....just ask Boise State.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

hornsdown

[oumartin]

Yeah, the team not going to a bowl who took y'all to the wire.


Kinda like troy took you to the wire this year at HOME, look what South Carolina just did to troy.

[Wishboned]

Yeah, the team not going to a bowl who took y'all to the wire.

The Troy Trojans are calling. They want to know how that victory formation is working out for you.

[homb1978]

A&M is calling. They want to know how that goal line formation is working out for you.

[CrimsonRez]

He's running out of material...he's resorting to "hornsdown"

[SoonersEnFuego]

I like listening to the Poke broadcast on radio. You can always tell how the game is going by Dave H's tone. You don't even need to hear the words, just the tone of his voice. Hilarious.

[sooneron]

Yeah, the team not going to a bowl who took y'all to the wire.

You either don't know jack about football, or you weren't watching the game. That game was NOT down to the wire.

[oumartin]

When Sean Suttun needs a little pick me up he calls on Bo Bowling who is always hangin' out at Byron Houstons house. It's a little out of the way since Houston can't live close to a school ya know. Anyhow, Sean always goes by to pick up his dad who can't seem to hold his alcohol very well so they will need to stop by another local elementary school so he can empty his bladder. Watch out for those cameras ol' man.

[AlboSooner]

what if millionaires lived in trailers, would people make fun of houses then? Seems like the invention of a house with wheels would be appreciated by people, but nooooooooooo :D

[Wishboned]

what if millionaires lived in trailers, would people make fun of houses then? Seems like the invention of a house with wheels would be appreciated by people, but nooooooooooo :D



Oklahoma State invented trailers.


True story.

[jumperstop]

Poke Dream Home...

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[Clever Trevor]

I don't know why you guys are bothering with this little half witted tard from a program whose relevance is roughly equal to that of toe jam!

I am soooooo glad my huskers will never have to again visit the ****stain that is stoolwater. POS stadium in a POS town full of POS students all the while worshipping that POS bar Joe's. I'm guessing mensa the sheep rapist here thinks his game against us was down to the wire! LOL! ****tards.

[homb1978]

I don't know why you guys are bothering with this little half witted tard from a program whose relevance is roughly equal to that of toe jam!

I am soooooo glad my huskers will never have to again visit the ****stain that is stoolwater. POS stadium in a POS town full of POS students all the while worshipping that POS bar Joe's. I'm guessing mensa the sheep rapist here thinks his game against us was down to the wire! LOL! ****tards.

Your huskers are going to get theirs, Pelini. Go punch a baby.

[AlboSooner]

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meanwhile....

[picasso]

Yeah, I'll be your football knowledge is off the charts.

Compared to yours I'll bet yes.

I've been to 4 Big 12 CCG and we're 3-1.

You've been to none.


It's quite funny that you choose to come here and talk smack. We've only beaten you 7 years in a row. Our programs are night and day in comparison but, you somehow feel superior because you've won one more game than we have this season.
Your smack would be like the Polish Army talking **** to the Wehrmacht.

[homb1978]

I'm talking about real football knowledge, not how many games you've been to. Jesus, you're a ****tard.

[Clever Trevor]

Your huskers are going to get theirs, Pelini. Go punch a baby.

That's all you have for me? Jeebus, these sooners put you agroids to shame on the smack talk. Of course, maybe your wrasslin smack is better? I hope so. I too would hate being a red headed stepchild for all the days of my life. Shouldn't you be on tech's board, since they are your rival? Because your crotch drip of a program aint in the same paragraph with the big boys.

[picasso]

I'm talking about real football knowledge, not how many games you've been to. Jesus, you're a ****tard.

No **** troll? Then bless us with some knowledge.

I don't need to tell you our base defense do I? I'm sure skullet Holgerson has already gone over that with you.

****tard? I've tried to be nice to you because you're either a witless troll or a real life slack jawed Poke fan who thinks because you built a new stadium you somehow have equaled the OU football tradition.

Go take a dip in Boomer lake.

[CrimsonRez]

I'm talking about real football knowledge, not how many games you've been to. Jesus, you're a ****tard.

give me an example of REAL football knowledge

[homb1978]

[QUOTE=Clever Trevor;3048536]I too would hate being a red headed stepchild for all the days of my life. QUOTE]

This part is especially funny since your team has to move conferences in order to compete.

[picasso]

[QUOTE=Clever Trevor;3048536]I too would hate being a red headed stepchild for all the days of my life. QUOTE]

This part is especially funny since your team has to move conferences in order to compete.

They have scoreboard on you ya doosh blimp.

[RFH Shakes]

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[texaspokieokie]

Poke Dream Home...

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looks kinda neat to me.

[Clever Trevor]

[QUOTE=Clever Trevor;3048536]I too would hate being a red headed stepchild for all the days of my life. QUOTE]

This part is especially funny since your team has to move conferences in order to compete.

LOL, coming from someone that is sniffing some sort of success for the first time, this is quite funny. Moving to the big ten helps us twofold, we get away from the texas monopoly and we increase our academic standing within a solid academic conference. You may have heard the word, academics, at some point at your 3rd tier "university". MAY HAVE ... land grant aggy.

[texaspokieokie]

trailer with OU colors is the largest & osu colors is the smallest.

[CrimsonRez]

[QUOTE=Clever Trevor;3048536]I too would hate being a red headed stepchild for all the days of my life. QUOTE]

This part is especially funny since your team has to move conferences in order to compete.

Ya if you're going to talk **** on people...make sure they haven't beat you recently.....

[Clever Trevor]

???

[AlboSooner]

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meanwhile at the pat jones center in stillwater

[Clever Trevor]

trailer with OU colors is the largest & osu colors is the smallest.

Well, the osu hillbilly is probably paying rent to the ou hillbilly...:texan:

[CrimsonRez]

???

my bad quoted the wrong person.

[OULenexaman]

welcome to retard thread week...

[3rdgensooner]

PISTOLS FLAMING!

[Clever Trevor]

And they are FABULOUS!!!

[picasso]

I think Hombo had to go back to his cell.

[sooneron]

Fries were burning...

[AlboSooner]

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meanwhile at the record books....

[osucowboy344]

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meanwhile at the pat jones center in stillwater

Hey where all the Nascar and rasslin trophies. We are dumber than you are. Horn down* sucks:texan:

[picasso]

Hey where all the Nascar and rasslin trophies. We are dumber than you are. Horn down* sucks:texan:

Dude seriously, you Pokes are becoming more obsessed with the horns down thing than the actual Sooner goobers doing it.

Move on and get some new material.

[CrimsonRez]

Hey where all the Nascar and rasslin trophies. We are dumber than you are. Horn down* sucks:texan:

Probably at Eskimo Joes

[osucowboy344]

Probably at Eskimo Joes

Nah, thats where the sheep are.

[Soonerpsycho]

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[osucowboy344]

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Hey quit looking at our sheep! Get your own! Saxet Sucks:texan:

[badger]

Warning: OSU just won its 50th championship... in cross country. Prepare for them all to run over here across hilly, grassy and rocky terrain around yellow, red and blue flags (while timing themselves) to report this news to us and remind us about all of the national titles in minor sports we do not have.

[osucowboy344]

Warning: OSU just won its 50th championship... in cross country. Prepare for them all to run over here across hilly, grassy and rocky terrain around yellow, red and blue flags (while timing themselves) to report this news to us and remind us about all of the national titles in minor sports we do not have.

Who cares? its not rasslin the only sport that matter derrr Saxet Sucks upside down horns Boomer booomering:texan:

[SoonerNate]

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[SoonerNate]

When you arrive in Stoolwater, don't forget your Bose Noise Comfort Headphones.

HJn-jBGa6RM

[osucowboy344]

When you arrive in Stoolwater, don't forget your Bose Noise Comfort Headphones.

HJn-jBGa6RM

Quit playing our fight song Gooner!

[Jboozer]

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meanwhile at the record books....

Bad idea... they probably can't understand this... too complicated

Post more sheep. They understand that

[osucowboy344]

Bad idea... they probably can't understand this... too complicated

Post more sheep. They understand that

What da hell is that round thingy you got poking around on your board up there wit da different colors. Quit confusing us and the sheep! deerrrrrr

[SoonerPr8r]

What da hell is that round thingy you got poking around on your board up there wit da different colors. Quit confusing us and the sheep! deerrrrrr

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[SoonerNate]

What is the flagship CB radio station for Poke football?

[osucowboy344]

What is the flagship CB radio station for Poke football?

Sheep FM 102.2

[SoonerPr8r]

How best to describe the pokes season?? Going fairly well until it hits an abrupt stop right at the end.

Kinda like this
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[osucowboy344]

How best to describe the pokes season?? [/IMG]

Pokey beat up big 12 pillow biters and than met the king dingling and lost 75-2.

[SoonerPr8r]

Warning poke fans! For you, thinking may cause head implosion.

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[OSUAggie]

I've been on this board since October of 2000 and I don't ever remember a poke poster.

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[sooneron]

uncle charlie was all class. Let's not forget poke4christ. You might remember him being all buddy-buddy here and then posting over at OP talking **** on OU and soonerfans.com. Classic poke fan. :rolleyes: The only one really worth a damn was NYC Poke, which I still don't believe there is such a thing. Seriously, pokes are too big of bumpkins to even think of moving to NYC.

[KantoSooner]

I'm still wondering if Poke4Christ was a screen name or an exhortation.

[Football Jim]

It was kind of fun having a sheep humper troll and a fusker troll having a pi**ing contest on the OU board.
Maybe the fuskers can take the sheep humpers with them to the Big 10 and both would go away.:stunned:

[toast]

I think osu should be commended for their diversity in having a female as their play-by-play announcer.

[Osagecrimson]

I thought the play by play dude was father mulcahy.

[Whet]

I can hear the announcer already:
"Touchdown for the visitors."
"Touchdown for the visitors."
"Visitors intercept."
"Touchdown for the visitors."
"Touchdown for the visitors."
.....