went to the convenience store this morning...

[Penguin]

and found the exact bottle of water i was looking for... one liter bottle of Fiji water. the pakistani dude's price for it? $2.15. the pakistani dude sees me looking at it and i axed him if he'll sell it for $1.25. pakistani dude laughs. i tell him i can buy a colder, newer bottle of Fiji water at the Wal-Marts for $1.49 and axe him why i would even consider spending the kind of money he was axing for. he makes some snide comment that i didn't have the money to buy the water anyway, so i reach into my pocket and pull out 3 dollars in quarters and counted it all right in front of his stupid inbred pakistani raghead face. you should have seen his jaw drop on the floor.

just felt like venting my frustration with people that apparently don't understand how the free market works.


i sure showed him. i'm awesome.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

http://www.phluphph.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ak-47_watergun_aqua_fire.jpg

Fiji water is the only kind of water I use in my gun.

I paid $19.99 for this water gun. I believe it to be well worth it.

[Okla-homey]

For the record, I have never bought a bottle of water in my life. It just seems kinda silly to buy drinking water you can get for free from the faucet.
Which is also precisely where the bottled stuff comes from. You can look it up.

[sooner59]

Personally I don't see the attraction of natural spring water. Are protozoan parasites a delicacy?

[C O R N * D O G]

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[A Sooner in Texas]

and found the exact bottle of water i was looking for... one liter bottle of Fiji water. the pakistani dude's price for it? $2.15. the pakistani dude sees me looking at it and i axed him if he'll sell it for $1.25. pakistani dude laughs. i tell him i can buy a colder, newer bottle of Fiji water at the Wal-Marts for $1.49 and axe him why i would even consider spending the kind of money he was axing for. he makes some snide comment that i didn't have the money to buy the water anyway, so i reach into my pocket and pull out 3 dollars in quarters and counted it all right in front of his stupid inbred pakistani raghead face. you should have seen his jaw drop on the floor.

just felt like venting my frustration with people that apparently don't understand how the free market works.


i sure showed him. i'm awesome.


But did you buy a gun?

[hipsterdoofus]

Did you axe him?

[yermom]

For the record, I have never bought a bottle of water in my life. It just seems kinda silly to buy drinking water you can get for free from the faucet.
Which is also precisely where the bottled stuff comes from. You can look it up.

it depends on the water

and the water out of my faucet is gross

[3rdgensooner]

Did you axe him?
Apparently at least twice.

[Harry Beanbag]

For the record, I have never bought a bottle of water in my life. It just seems kinda silly to buy drinking water you can get for free from the faucet.
Which is also precisely where the bottled stuff comes from. You can look it up.


You don't live in Phoenix. Hands down the worst tasting tap water I've ever had.

[jumperstop]

You don't live in Phoenix. Hands down the worst tasting tap water I've ever had.

I guess you've never been to Norman. I don't care how ****ty tasting it is coming out of the faucet, still taste like water and good enough for me to drink.

[Harry Beanbag]

I guess you've never been to Norman. I don't care how ****ty tasting it is coming out of the faucet, still taste like water and good enough for me to drink.

I went to OU genius. The urinal at Owen Field thinks Phoenix water tastes terrible.

[WichitaSooner]

and found the exact bottle of water i was looking for... one liter bottle of Fiji water. the pakistani dude's price for it? $2.15. the pakistani dude sees me looking at it and i axed him if he'll sell it for $1.25. pakistani dude laughs. i tell him i can buy a colder, newer bottle of Fiji water at the Wal-Marts for $1.49 and axe him why i would even consider spending the kind of money he was axing for. he makes some snide comment that i didn't have the money to buy the water anyway, so i reach into my pocket and pull out 3 dollars in quarters and counted it all right in front of his stupid inbred pakistani raghead face. you should have seen his jaw drop on the floor.

just felt like venting my frustration with people that apparently don't understand how the free market works.


i sure showed him. i'm awesome.

Sounds like aboo knows exactly how the free market works.... and since he got you to overpay for your water.... apparently he's better at it than you.

But you're more racist, so you got THAT going for ya....

[SOONER44EVER]

You don't live in Phoenix. Hands down the worst tasting tap water I've ever had.

Worst tap water I ever saw was in Watertown, MA. Seriously.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Clayville, NY takes the crown as far as i'm concerned. Tasted like **** and at least 3 times in the six months I was there they sent out advisories to not use it since it was infected with e coli.

[SOONER44EVER]

Clayville, NY takes the crown as far as i'm concerned. Tasted like **** and at least 3 times in the six months I was there they sent out advisories to not use it since it was infected with e coli.

In Watertown nobody drinks it. Its usually tough to find bottled water in the stores around there.

[yermom]

Sounds like aboo knows exactly how the free market works.... and since he got you to overpay for your water.... apparently he's better at it than you.

But you're more racist, so you got THAT going for ya....

i don't think he actually bought it, he just wanted to make sure he knew he could ;)

(he's making fun of this thread)
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=147822

[Adrian]

The last few times I drank Fiji water, I could swear that it tasted like sand...

[badger]

Did you actually try to barter a cheaper bottle of water at a convenience store? Lol.

[Penguin]

The last few times I drank Fiji water, I could swear that it tasted like sand...


I know what you mean. Fiji water is pretty weird. There's something in it. There's kind of a weird texture to the water. It's hard to explain.