View Full Version : Alright..it's Brandon Weeden Time
Scott D
11/21/2010, 12:30 AM
So I'll start.
Brandon Weeden is so old, he remembers watching real Gladiators in Rome.
Get him a body bag!!!! Yeeeaaah!!!
kelloggOUballa
11/21/2010, 12:36 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old, his son recently won his 400th game as a college head coach.
Cornfed
11/21/2010, 12:38 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old .......... I got nuthin... I'm over 15 years older than him.
3rdgensooner
11/21/2010, 12:40 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old when he goes to Eskimo Joe's, they call him a Cougar
Scott D
11/21/2010, 12:40 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old, he remembers playing football before the invention of the forward pass.
Brandon weeden is so old Sicem has pastlife memories of fighting side by side with him at the battle of Vicksburg.
sooner59
11/21/2010, 12:44 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old, he was being recruited during osu's last 10-win season.
yankee
11/21/2010, 12:45 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old that he remembers a time when Mike Gundy used to not be a man.
LoveDemSooners
11/21/2010, 12:45 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old, he can't crouch down to get under the center
Judge Smails
11/21/2010, 12:48 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old, he poked prehistoric sheep.
SoonerBacker
11/21/2010, 12:49 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old he can remember when Lewis Field ran north/south.
Scott D
11/21/2010, 12:50 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old he remembers being Dexter Manley's first grade reading tutor.
jdsooner
11/21/2010, 01:51 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old that he knew Robert Allen when he was skinny!
tulsaoilerfan
11/21/2010, 01:59 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old he can't win the Heisman cause he was actually coached by John Heisman
tulsaoilerfan
11/21/2010, 02:00 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old he survived the Titanic sinking
tulsaoilerfan
11/21/2010, 02:00 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old when he was first recruited it was still Oklahoma A & M
tulsaoilerfan
11/21/2010, 02:01 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old he dated the Golden Girls(all of em)
S00ner_09
11/21/2010, 02:05 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old, he was being recruited during osu's last 10-win season.
Oh wait....
tulsaoilerfan
11/21/2010, 02:05 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old he farts dust
tulsaoilerfan
11/21/2010, 02:07 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old he taught T-Booger how to make his millions in the oil fields
ratherthanlater
11/21/2010, 03:16 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old he babysat Olevet.
Brandon Weeden is so old he babysat Olevet.
Damn thats old!:eek:
cleller
11/21/2010, 08:09 AM
Its Brandon Weeden time, its Brandon Weeden time....http://http://www.flickr.com/photos/96318571@N00/85518992/#/photos/96318571@N00/85518992/lightbox/
http://http://www.flickr.com/photos/96318571@N00/85518992/#/photos/96318571@N00/85518992/lightbox/
oumartin
11/21/2010, 08:15 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old he tempted Christ.
achiro
11/21/2010, 10:05 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old he uses Viagra before a game so he can stiff arm.
KC//CRIMSON
11/21/2010, 10:16 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old he owes Jesus ten bucks.
SoonerMarkVA
11/21/2010, 10:19 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old, he was being recruited during osu's last 10-win season.
Winner!
SoonerMarkVA
11/21/2010, 10:22 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old, he collected on his flood-insurance policy for his Atlantis home.
KC//CRIMSON
11/21/2010, 10:31 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old he witnessed Irving Fryar eye-poke Hart Lee Dykes.
Scott D
11/21/2010, 11:35 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old he gave a first person account of the Revolutionary War.
oumartin
11/21/2010, 11:39 AM
He's so old he played Pop Warner with Chris Weinke
oudivesherpa
11/21/2010, 11:45 AM
He's so old he keeps getting his Med's mixed up. He confuses his Viagra and his ex-lax--he dosen't know if he's coming or going!
Soonerite
11/21/2010, 11:54 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old that when he walks into his classes, the students think he's the professor.
BetterSoonerThanLater
11/21/2010, 12:07 PM
weeden is so old, his first offensive lineman's names were t-rex, and stegasaurus.
..it's early and that was dumb.
Boooom!
11/21/2010, 12:09 PM
Weeden is so old, he was 5 when Favre turned 15
slh1234
11/21/2010, 02:50 PM
When Brandon Weeden was born, Moby Dick was just a minnow.
slh1234
11/21/2010, 02:51 PM
Brandon Weeden can remember when the dead sea was just sick.
SoonerPr8r
11/21/2010, 02:57 PM
Brandon Weeden is so old his arthritis has arthritis
Scott D
11/21/2010, 03:20 PM
Brandon Weeden is so old, he planted the tree that grew the apple that Eve plucked that got Adam kicked out of the Garden of Eden.
boomermagic
11/21/2010, 03:39 PM
Brandon weeden is so old he used to baby set George Burns..
SoonerInFortSmith
11/21/2010, 04:25 PM
Brandon Weeden is so old he donated the land for the aggie campus after he claimed it in the land run. He would've gotten a better piece but he was too busy sheep humping to be a Sooner.
OUthunder
11/21/2010, 04:27 PM
Brandon Weeden is so old that he remembers the Alamo.
Pricetag
11/21/2010, 06:02 PM
Brandon Weeden is so old that when he walks into his classes, the students think he's the professor.
That's not the prof, that's the bloody quarterback!
anglachel
11/21/2010, 06:35 PM
Brandon Weeden can remember when the dead sea was just sick.
My favorite.
anglachel
11/21/2010, 06:37 PM
Brandon Weeden is so old his momma wears combat sandals.
allanace16
11/21/2010, 06:44 PM
Brandon Weeden is so old, he's got kids on the current OSU two-deep.
allanace16
11/21/2010, 06:47 PM
Brandon Weeden's so old, he was around last time they flushed Stoolwater.
Scott D
11/21/2010, 08:01 PM
Brandon Weeden is so old, Archie Manning went to his Quarterback Camp.
setem
11/21/2010, 08:15 PM
I hear he will be filing for social security at the end of the season=)
UberSooner
11/21/2010, 09:52 PM
Brandon Weeden is so old . . .
He was late to first practice because he couldn't find the salt pills
They had to order a special jock to cradle his hound dog balls
treated his last yeast infection with a sulfa poultice.
soonerinabilene
11/21/2010, 10:12 PM
he thinks the early bird special at lubys is a darn-tooting good deal.
eyeballjr
11/21/2010, 10:27 PM
He hates night games, because he misses the early birds at the bingo hall.
Tin Cup
11/21/2010, 11:37 PM
Some of these are awesome for Gameday sign material......:pop:
Scott D
11/22/2010, 12:13 AM
Brandon Weeden is so old, he referred to Moses as "Hey, kid"
FirstandGoal
11/22/2010, 12:23 AM
Someone with farking skills needs to put Weeden's head on the caveman...
http://www.simforums.com/forums/uploads/20100228_141420_geico-caveman.jpg
yur-out
11/22/2010, 01:22 AM
I hear he will be filing for social security at the end of the season=)
is under NCAA investigation. They're not sure since he's already receiving social security..... does that constitute paid benefits to play.:eek:
devOUt
11/22/2010, 09:49 AM
... he played high school football with Joe Paterno.
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